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| Robtcee13 | Mar 5 2006, 12:15 AM Post #1 |
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I am a fish.
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Topic: Advance Wars... 1 poster asks a stupid question. A Second Poster answers with a stupid answer. I will change something in my sig. Just to annoy... Q: What's a continent? |
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| Atomic Inferno | Mar 5 2006, 12:31 AM Post #2 |
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A: A weapon of mass destruction. I mean, huh? Q: Why is it called "Advance Wars"? There's nothing advanced about it! We already have tanks, planes, helicopters, and whatnot! |
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| dalawman | Mar 5 2006, 12:36 PM Post #3 |
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Despite what Lash says, Ooziums ARE fun to poke.
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Because we don't have super CO powers that can hit all enemies in a 500 mile radius and can be activated by getting enough of our guys killed. How come artillery can shoot over pipes yet planes can't fly over them? |
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| Robtcee13 | Mar 5 2006, 07:27 PM Post #4 |
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I am a fish.
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Because, Artillery are just that cool. Why can birds fly over pipes, yet planes can't? |
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| dalawman | Mar 5 2006, 08:09 PM Post #5 |
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Despite what Lash says, Ooziums ARE fun to poke.
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Fuel costs so much now a days, they want to stay as close to the ground as they can. Why can't people build on bases just because there is a fighet 30,000 feet above them? |
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| Jake - Orange Star | Mar 5 2006, 08:52 PM Post #6 |
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Squire
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That's 'cause the figthers' shadow completely own the builders' work. How can those Oozium things just own other Oozium like that? |
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| dalawman | Mar 5 2006, 09:16 PM Post #7 |
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Despite what Lash says, Ooziums ARE fun to poke.
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Ooziums have many different sizes and densities. Why are there so many AW alts on the board and why do they all end in - Country |
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| The Snifit God | Mar 5 2006, 09:18 PM Post #8 |
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They don't. Fool. Why does everyone think I'm dead? |
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| dalawman | Mar 5 2006, 09:20 PM Post #9 |
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Despite what Lash says, Ooziums ARE fun to poke.
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You are. Why does everyone say Hawke killed Von Bolt? It says in the ending Von Bolt is alive, but barely. He never died. |
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| Atomic Inferno | Mar 5 2006, 09:42 PM Post #10 |
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A. Because a wizard did it. *shot* Q. What if a nuke with the capability of blowing up an entire continent and essentially ripping it off of the face of the earth was created in AW? |
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| Fawful | Mar 5 2006, 10:08 PM Post #11 |
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Have you readiness for this?!?
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Fool! Even the nuke that is of the most dead of the liest trembles with great fear when being of compared with the mustard of your doom! What is this War that is Advanced? I must be of the knowing, for I must harness whatever that is making this war advanced! |
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| Hawke - Black Hole | Mar 6 2006, 05:34 PM Post #12 |
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A: ...The war is advanced because... Lash, explain this to the psycho, will you? Q: I killed Von Bolt? |
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| Imano Ob | Mar 6 2006, 07:35 PM Post #13 |
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No. Jake did. Why does Olaf get a 80% Tag with Lash having his hometown destroyed, and Rachel gets 65% with Koal just because of an insult? |
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| Robtcee13 | Mar 11 2006, 10:16 AM Post #14 |
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Because Olaf moved on now. What if there was a map where everyone had 50 Oozium? |
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| master4sword | Mar 11 2006, 10:19 AM Post #15 |
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Hail Hydreigon
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They'd own us all. Why is Hard Campain easier than normal? o_O |
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| Robtcee13 | Mar 11 2006, 10:22 AM Post #16 |
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They called it Hard Campaign just to scare you. <_< How does that cloning stuff work?! |
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| Atomic Inferno | Mar 11 2006, 11:20 AM Post #17 |
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Um...42? I'll ask this again. What if a nuke with the capability of blowing up an entire continent and essentially ripping it off of the face of the earth was created in AW? |
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| Robtcee13 | Mar 11 2006, 11:43 AM Post #18 |
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I am a fish.
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Lash would "Accidentally" Blow up Black Hole... What if Lash blew up Black Hole? |
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| Imano Ob | Mar 13 2006, 02:47 PM Post #19 |
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Sturm would Meteor Strike her. Destroying what's left o fBlack Hole. Did you know that, actually, there was a missile with the same capacities as the nuke AI describes in the last mission of AW2? And that it could be launched thousands of times, and still not hit the loaction of your armies? |
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| Robtcee13 | Mar 14 2006, 05:12 PM Post #20 |
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I am a fish.
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Yes. I think. Am I lying? *shot* |
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| SaturosVhazon | Mar 14 2006, 07:19 PM Post #21 |
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Connor McDavid
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No. What would I do if I had everything in the AW world? |
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| Robtcee13 | Mar 21 2006, 01:09 PM Post #22 |
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Summon Phazon Dragon. What if Phazon Dragon was an AW unit? |
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| SaturosVhazon | Mar 21 2006, 06:33 PM Post #23 |
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Connor McDavid
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Blow up everything around it when you use it. What if I came into the game and blowed up? |
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| Atomic Inferno | Mar 21 2006, 08:05 PM Post #24 |
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Soul Killer would stick a label on you that says "OMG H4X. wtf". What if AW Andy and Soul Killer (IWI Andy) met each other? |
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| Robtcee13 | Mar 31 2006, 08:25 PM Post #25 |
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I am a fish.
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Andy would kill the clone!!!!!!! What if Andy didn't kill the clone? |
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| SaturosVhazon | Mar 31 2006, 08:35 PM Post #26 |
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Connor McDavid
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Soul Killer would kill Andy. What if there was a star which was orange? |
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| Robtcee13 | Apr 1 2006, 08:51 AM Post #27 |
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I am a fish.
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The star that was orange would kill the hole that is black. What if there was a earth that is green? |
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| master4sword | Apr 1 2006, 11:07 AM Post #28 |
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Then the moon would be blue. What's a cont-*shot* |
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| Atomic Inferno | Apr 1 2006, 11:58 AM Post #29 |
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It's a... you're right, what the hell is a cont? What if Zeeky H. Bomb somehow found its way into AW? |
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| SaturosVhazon | Apr 1 2006, 01:10 PM Post #30 |
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Connor McDavid
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It would destroy something... What if millions of Xbox's and Xbox 360's came into the game? |
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| Atomic Inferno | Apr 1 2006, 01:12 PM Post #31 |
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Thank god IWI Mario isn't there. Uh... 42? |
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| SaturosVhazon | Apr 1 2006, 01:57 PM Post #32 |
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Connor McDavid
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84 Why do I post here? |
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| Robtcee13 | Apr 2 2006, 12:18 AM Post #33 |
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I am a fish.
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Because You're clearly bored. Why is Phazon Bored? |
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| Atomic Inferno | Apr 2 2006, 12:20 AM Post #34 |
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Because Soul Killer LOLH4XOR'D into the game and created 6 billion paradoxes that made every copy of AW explode and that triggered a chain reaction and all of the games exploded, thus Phazon has no games to play. Uh, I mean what? You didn't hear that, did you? |
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| SaturosVhazon | Apr 2 2006, 12:35 PM Post #35 |
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Connor McDavid
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Hear what? If everything is based off space, why just do the war in real life? |
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| Robtcee13 | Apr 3 2006, 06:38 PM Post #36 |
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What? What? |
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| SaturosVhazon | Apr 3 2006, 07:09 PM Post #37 |
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Connor McDavid
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Say wha'? If everything is based off space, why just do the war in real life? |
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| Atomic Inferno | Apr 3 2006, 07:48 PM Post #38 |
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Hmm... deja vu. If I pointed a shotgun at my DS while I was playing AW:DS and there was a fight scene between AW Andy and IWI Andy and all of the machinery suddenly turned pink with rainbow spots and tectonic plates caused all of the continents to form a huge supercontinent that covers half the earth's surface, are computers made of wood? |
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| Bradanuva | Apr 3 2006, 09:37 PM Post #39 |
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Pi r^2! does anybody like me? |
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| Robtcee13 | Apr 4 2006, 03:41 PM Post #40 |
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Purple Red? |
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| SaturosVhazon | Apr 4 2006, 05:18 PM Post #41 |
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Connor McDavid
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:( 2nd page post? |
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| Robtcee13 | Apr 4 2006, 05:50 PM Post #42 |
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I am a fish.
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Yes No? |
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| Hawke - Black Hole | Apr 4 2006, 08:13 PM Post #43 |
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No. I'm gonna kill you anyway. What if I invented the Neotank and Lash was just lying? |
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| Atomic Inferno | Apr 4 2006, 08:14 PM Post #44 |
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What?!?!??!!!?!??!! You invented the Neotank?! Everything I know is a lie!!!!!!!! Say, what's a Neotank? |
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| SaturosVhazon | Apr 4 2006, 08:15 PM Post #45 |
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Connor McDavid
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Me Hey, am I a Neotank? |
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| Robtcee13 | Apr 5 2006, 05:34 PM Post #46 |
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I am a fish.
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No Is Chuck Norris a Neotank? |
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| Atomic Inferno | Apr 5 2006, 07:20 PM Post #47 |
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No. Neotanks are far too weak to Chuck the Norris. d00d? |
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| Robtcee13 | Apr 5 2006, 08:06 PM Post #48 |
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No. |)3\/\/|) What is a |)3\/\/|)? |
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| Atomic Inferno | Apr 5 2006, 08:08 PM Post #49 |
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It's exactly what it sounds like. To be or not to be? |
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| Robtcee13 | Apr 5 2006, 08:16 PM Post #50 |
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I am a fish.
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To be Purple! Why Purple? |
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