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XBOX; Enter the XBox bashing arena!
Topic Started: Jul 22 2005, 08:22 PM (1,645 Views)
Technova
When push comes to shove, a gun sounds the same in all languages
I'd teleport all the Xbox's and Xbox producing companies into the sun.
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thegamer275
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THE GAME
Thank you, Zabuzon.

*forces Dragmace to play the Xbox*
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master4sword
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Hail Hydreigon
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*matches three Xboxes in a row*

*Xboxes ignite and take off*

...*fleese before any take a shot at me for the meteos joke*
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thegamer275
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THE GAME
*xbox shuts off while saving game*
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Technova
When push comes to shove, a gun sounds the same in all languages
*Xbox's fly into each other and make a nuclear explosion*
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Technova
When push comes to shove, a gun sounds the same in all languages
*Military learns that Xbox's are nuclear weapon's and moves in on the Xbox company*
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SaturosVhazon
Connor McDavid
*places Xbox on ice rink* *when they are cleaning the ice, they crush the Xbox*
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thegamer275
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THE GAME
*is used by the Mafia for target practice*
*is about to be run over by a tank, but explodes before the tank even reaches it*
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The Ultramind12
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Fist of the North Star
master4sword,Jul 22 2005
08:22 PM
*uses candy corn to destroy the Xbox*

[X]

Haunted Blade! Also mien!
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Technova
When push comes to shove, a gun sounds the same in all languages
* Is used as ammo for bazooka's *
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master4sword
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The Ultramind12,Oct 31 2006
06:33 AM
master4sword,Jul 22 2005
08:22 PM
*uses candy corn to destroy the Xbox*

[X]

Haunted Blade! Also mien!

Yep, yep.
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thegamer275
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THE GAME
*is put onto TGB*

All members of TGB: *reduces Xbox to ashes* Yes, I KNOW M4S is going to make an alt called 'All members of TGB'! Or at least someone is...

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The Ultramind12
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Fist of the North Star
*Calmly hits TG with a tank of napalm, then sets up an elaborate and impenetrable shield around the X-Box*
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SaturosVhazon
Connor McDavid
Why the Xbox, TUM? Why can't you just protect the 360? After all...

360 > Xbox
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thegamer275
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THE GAME
*wakes up after 1 year*
*goes to power source*
*realizes that the military is guarding it*
*puts on a disguise*
*gets in to power plant*
*somehow destroys all the reactors in the plant*
*arranges James Bond-like escape*
*goes to Xbox*
*realizes there are more shields*
*repeats asterisks 2-7 for all the other power plants powering the shields*
*goes to Xbox*
*breaks it with a hammer*

TUM, did you read my last retaliation? Most things have a power source! Or in this case, more than one power source.

EDIT: Switched 'Everything has' to 'Most things have'.
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SaturosVhazon
Connor McDavid
So, TG, your saying that the human race has a power source?

If so, then your rating with me has gone to -1.
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thegamer275
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THE GAME
Without food and water, the human race would lose all its power and die out. So it could technically be called a power source. But you're right, that statement should be changed. *edits my above post*
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The Ultramind12
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*Calmly pulls out a Megagun (A minigun comprised of 8 other miniguns)*

This thing pumps out 800,000 rounds per second, hollow point adamantium bullets. Prepare for a lot of hurt. *Obliterates TG, reconstructs the Xbox, and places a plasma shield over it*

Good luck getting to the generator. It's on my ship, the Hyperion III (Haven't mentioned that thing in a while). You can't get on the ship. Vents are protected by laser walls (No bacteria can get in either =D) and to get in you need to pass a retinal scan, a DNA sample, a fingerprint scan, a voice scan, a combination code, and a keycard. There's also a recognition camera inside the door, so if you manage to get past all the other stuff, it analyzes you. If it doesn't recognize you, it pumps nerve gas into the room. Since you look nothing like any of my troops (The vast majority of which are anthropomorphic hedgehogs) and you can't get a disguise that looks close enough to any of them without actually being one, you're not getting inside the ship.

That, and I'm in the ship as well and only a few people have access to the reactor room. I'll know if you're not one of my troops. They may all be clones, but I'll know.
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Technova
When push comes to shove, a gun sounds the same in all languages
*Burns TUM's ship. >_>*
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thegamer275
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Thank you, Dest.

*would try to destroy TUM's Xbox, but I have already been obliterated*
*decides to get my alt, lord_of_the_flames, to resume my mission*

From now on, lord_of_the_flames will continue my quest of Xbox destruction, then it will be *is shot by AI* if lord_of_the_flames is destroyed. Thank you.
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Atomic Inferno
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thegamer275,Oct 31 2006
04:39 PM
TUM, did you read my last retaliation? Most things have a power source! Or in this case, more than one power source.

EDIT: Switched 'Everything has' to 'Most things have'.

...So... rocks have a power source?
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SaturosVhazon
Connor McDavid
*steals a 360 lying around this topic* *runs away*
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The Ultramind12
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Dude... It's a massive, Interdimensional Warship. Not to mention I hold control over fire. Title, anyone?

Not to mention as well the massive number of shields around the ship itself. I got shot down once. I don't intend on having that happen again.
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Technova
When push comes to shove, a gun sounds the same in all languages
*Ummmmmm I teleport's the the fire to the Xbox?*
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lord_of_the_flames
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I'M the lord of the flames, it's my USERNAME, and my avatar too (I have yet to create a sig). So don't go stealing that position from me.

*manipulates the fire so that the ship melts*
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Atomic Inferno
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...No. I could create an alt with the user name "Lord of the Universe" and it wouldn't mean a damn thing.
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Technova
When push comes to shove, a gun sounds the same in all languages
Atomic Inferno,Oct 31 2006
08:55 PM
thegamer275,Oct 31 2006
04:39 PM
TUM, did you read my last retaliation? Most things have a power source! Or in this case, more than one power source.

EDIT: Switched 'Everything has' to 'Most things have'.

...So... rocks have a power source?

I dont think rocks count.

*Bribes one of TUM's workers to get me the Xbox*
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The Ultramind12
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Fist of the North Star
Genetically altered clones for that matter. Even approaching the ship will get you slaughtered.

And I've been Pyro-Shadow-Master for longer than TGB has existed. I think I win.
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Arkantos
Admiral,Commander of Atlantis' fleet, etc.
*zeus and TGS work together to destroy said ship using spowkaga and the bolt god power,then i kick the surviving xbox and then a villager finishes it off*
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The Copper Spork
B7ed for Spork Inferiority
SLAVEAGA!
*XBOX commikts Suicide on my command,then i impale 3*
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The Golden Spork
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*Bends TCS in half*

The Xbox is under my personal protection. Close this crapfest now. Or I shall unleash my fury.
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The Copper Spork
B7ed for Spork Inferiority
*is made of the same trace metals as TGS so i can't be bent*
OMG. i'm ashamed to be your slave.
TGS IS AN XBOX FANBOY.
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The Platinum Spork
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Improve your grammar and spelling, slave!
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The Copper Spork
B7ed for Spork Inferiority
says the one who misspelled spelling.
*ignores the golden xbox fanboy,and slaveagas them*
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The Platinum Spork
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The Copper Spork,Dec 31 2006
06:44 PM
says the one who misspelled spelling.
*ignores the golden xbox fanboy,and slaveagas them*

I was in a hurry to post, slave. And HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOU DO NOT HAVE 'SLAVE' POWERS YET! ONLY 'GODMOD'!!!!!!!!

And obey your other master, The Golden Spork!
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Flare Cannon
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Meh, Xbox isn't so bad... at least the 360. *shot*
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Bradanuva
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master4sword,Jul 22 2005
07:22 PM
*uses a sword that you cannot have to destroy the Xbox*

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[color=teal]Fanboy slayer? Or Duct Tape?[/color]

Duct tape please!
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The Golden Spork
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The Xbox AND Xbox 360 are BOTH under my personal protection. Should you attempt to damage either, I will hit you with my Final Limit and Ultimate Limit. At the same time.
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master4sword
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A long-ago hidden sword is lost in a quest for duct tape...>_>
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The Golden Spork
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*Sigh*

You need to hide some of those older swords more, M4S. I want an Armed TD Blade!
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thegamer275
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THE GAME
The Golden Spork,Jan 5 2007
01:31 PM
The Xbox AND Xbox 360 are BOTH under my personal protection. Should you attempt to damage either, I will hit you with my Final Limit and Ultimate Limit. At the same time.

Hey, I made up the Valor, Wisdom, Master, and Final Limits. They all PWN. And am I your assistant, almighty Golden Spork?
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master4sword
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The Golden Spork,Jan 5 2007
02:04 PM
*Sigh*

You need to hide some of those older swords more, M4S. I want an Armed TD Blade!

>_> Fiachra's Tower at Swordland was packed with Elemental swords and Pikmin Blades...and a TD blade... *flees*
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The Ultramind12
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*Throws Sassie, a 90+ pound Labrador, on top of M4S* Hope you like being crushed, asshole.
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Technova
When push comes to shove, a gun sounds the same in all languages
Ahem...... * Destroy's Xbox and xbox360*

There we go.
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Necrosis
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Dracomancer, Necromancer, and Vampire
*Summons up an army of dragon zombies to annihilate Dest*

TGS: Allow me. *Obliterates Dest*

Microsoft's products are under the Golden Spork's protection, moron.
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