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XBOX; Enter the XBox bashing arena!
Topic Started: Jul 22 2005, 08:22 PM (1,650 Views)
Dragmace
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'Bout time! Jedi are ruling. GO JEDI!
*makes XBOX bleed until it explodes*
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master4sword
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Hail Hydreigon
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The Xbox is bleeding?

*gets closer*

*it explodes*
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Atomic Inferno
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it's a midnight ride
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I won't attack it physically, but instead make fun of it!

ZomG the Xbox sucks.

I will also make fun of its "descendants(sp)".

Did you hear about the new "Xbox 574 Degrees"? It's teh best EVAR! Preorder it now and on release day, you'll get the games "Halo 3.14" and "Grand Theft Auto: The Land of Oz"!

>_> So it wasn't funny. Sue me.
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master4sword
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XD
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Atomic Inferno
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But wait! There's more! You'll also get the Xbox Expansion "Xbox Reflex Angle"! Since when the fudge do game systems have expansions? I don't know! Microsoft just wants j00r money! So preoder today! The number is 1-800-YOUR-GETTING-TOTALLY-RIPPED-OFF-DONT-TRUST-MICROSOFT-YOU-IDIOT-FOOL-NOOB-DUDE-PERSON-THING
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master4sword
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XD
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Atomic Inferno
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...Yeah, ok, I'm done.






*kicks Xbox*
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Dragmace
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'Bout time! Jedi are ruling. GO JEDI!
*XBOX bleeds until it explodes again*
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Atomic Inferno
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Xbox has blood? O_o



In that case...*a vampire sucks the Xbox's blood*




O_o
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Dragmace
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'Bout time! Jedi are ruling. GO JEDI!
*xbox explodes again,i cut xbox,it bleeds until it explodes again,etc.*
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Atomic Inferno
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it's a midnight ride
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*Xbox blows up because I said so*
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Dragmace
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'Bout time! Jedi are ruling. GO JEDI!
*it bleeds and expldoes again,then i continue stabbing it*
NaN years later:
bashing leader:dragmace
bashes:NaN
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Atomic Inferno
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What kind of number is NaN?
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Dragmace
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'Bout time! Jedi are ruling. GO JEDI!
infinite
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Atomic Inferno
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O_o
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Dragmace
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'Bout time! Jedi are ruling. GO JEDI!
I WIN!
SWORD!1!
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pikminkiddy007
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the DESERT PUNK
Shadow Latias,Sep 14 2005
06:10 PM
There's nothing wrong with peeps opinions. I agree with the others, Xbox is good. The only system you're not supposed to like is PSP, AKA PoorSony Product, since it's battery dies eve *Battery Dies*

*Recharges Battery*

Soory, I'm run off of the same batter as *Battery Dies*

*Recharges Battery*

PSP.

lol, *battery dies*
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Atomic Inferno
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Not just the battery, it's quite fragile. AND it subtracts 200$ out of your wallet!
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Impending Darkness
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The Ever Changing, Flames of Life
*Activates Fissure on XBOX*

*Activates Smashing Ground on XBOX*

*Activates Hammer Shot on XBOX*

*Activates Ring of Destruction on XBOX* - Wait nooooo! *Gets asploded*

*Activates Tribe Infecting Viruses effect on XBOX*

*Activates Yo-momma on XBOX*

I can think of more but I don't feel like it...
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Atomic Inferno
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it's a midnight ride
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*throws the Xbox into a black hole*
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Dragmace
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'Bout time! Jedi are ruling. GO JEDI!
*XBOX returns*
SWORD!1!
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Atomic Inferno
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it's a midnight ride
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*uses magic to turn Xbox into a shaman*

*eats Xbox*
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Impending Darkness
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The Ever Changing, Flames of Life
*Puts XBOX in a trash compactor*
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SaturosVhazon
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*Uses the Eclipse Cannon to destroy the Xbox 1,000,000 times*
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Atomic Inferno
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it's a midnight ride
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*nukes the Xbox*
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SaturosVhazon
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*Throws dragmace and the Xbox into the "Heat Room"* *"Heat Room" is destroyed*
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Atomic Inferno
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it's a midnight ride
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*hits Xbox w/wrench until it falls apart*
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dalawman
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^

Thats being to nice....

*injects X-Box with X-ECUTIONER brand torture fluid*
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Atomic Inferno
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^ O RLY???

*hits Xbox with its own controller until it falls apart* *throws parts into acid pit*
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SaturosVhazon
Connor McDavid
*Samus comes in the room with the Xbox* *Samus uses the Hyper Beam, Power Bomb and Super Missiles to destroy the Xbox* *Samus leaves the room*
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Atomic Inferno
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it's a midnight ride
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*forces Dragmace to eat the Xbox*
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dalawman
Despite what Lash says, Ooziums ARE fun to poke.
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*forces dragmace to PLAY on the X-box*

Even dragmace doesn't deserve that fate.
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Atomic Inferno
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^ That's just cruel.
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SaturosVhazon
Connor McDavid
*Throws PS2 onto the Xbox* *Throws the Xbox 360 and the PS3 on the Xbox and PS2* *Sets a bomb* *Runs away super fast*

10 seconds later...

BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! *Xbox, PS2, Xbox 360 and PS3 are destroyed*
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Atomic Inferno
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Ahem...

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air...

Xbox: CAN NOT COMPUTE. *explodes*

It's not a bad rap, but the Xbox exploded anyway.
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master4sword
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1337 NINJA SKILLZ!

*Xbox dies*
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Dragmace
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'Bout time! Jedi are ruling. GO JEDI!
Whee Pikmin
XBOX:cannot compute with wierdness*explodes*
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master4sword
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*plays Pikmin 2*
*finds Xbox in the Wistful Wild*
*Carries it back*
Poko Value: -1337
Name: Chaos CPU
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master4sword,Oct 15 2005
03:48 PM
*plays Pikmin 2*
*finds Xbox in the Wistful Wild*
*Carries it back*
Poko Value: -1337
Name: Chaos CPU

Rofl!
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dalawman
Despite what Lash says, Ooziums ARE fun to poke.
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O_O You carried it back?
ALT+21
How, because all my pikmin act like they are poisened when they touch it. I tried to pick it up with whites and they all died. Than I led a bulborb chasing me into it and the bulborb died. How do you push/carry it to your base?
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dalawman,Oct 15 2005
06:03 PM
O_O You carried it back?
ALT+21 <---What the heck?
How, because all my pikmin act like they are poisened when they touch it. I tried to pick it up with whites and they all died. Than I led a bulborb chasing me into it and the bulborb died. How do you push/carry it to your base?

I am surprised you could even TOUCH the Xbox! It kept firing objects at me and hitting Pikmin with its bulky controller! Heck, it even destroyed my Onions and my rocket!
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dalawman
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You get:

1 Air
1 H20
2 Herb
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SaturosVhazon
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master4sword,Oct 15 2005
03:48 PM
*plays Pikmin 2*
*finds Xbox in the Wistful Wild*
*Carries it back*
Poko Value: -1337
Name: Chaos CPU

WHAT?!? That's impossible, because your game will first black out, then view the Xbox in the whole screen, then crash, then turn your Gamecube into a Xbox and make it chase you around, for having a Gamecube, then you have to go to Nintendo just to get your Gamecube back to normal.
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SaturosVhazon
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I forgot to mention that you have to go to Nintendo of JAPAN! Yes, I said Japan.
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master4sword
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OK, to get the Xbox: (Pikmin Spoilers)

1. Beat the game on at least two files, at least one must be no deaths. Also, you must beat challenge mode with white flowers on all and at least 20 pink flowers.
2. Re-visit the Dream Den, and let the Pres. get beaten on Sublevel 1. OLIMAR MUST NOT GET HURT!
3. On floor 13, if you have 100 Pikmin and Olimar is at full health, Louie will come out of the cargo hold. There will be a new treasure, and it will allow you to have 3 captains. One of the Orange Bulborbs has it.
4. You must have at least 1337 Red, Yellow, and Blue Pikmin.
5. The Xbox will no longer harm the captains. Attack it by throwing purples at it (they will damage it and get poisoned.) If no Pikmin die, and you do enough damage, it will die. Carry it back with 100 white Pikmin (they will randomly get poisoned as they carry it back).
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phazonsamus,Oct 15 2005
09:42 PM
master4sword,Oct 15 2005
03:48 PM
*plays Pikmin 2*
*finds Xbox in the Wistful Wild*
*Carries it back*
Poko Value: -1337
Name: Chaos CPU

WHAT?!? That's impossible, because your game will first black out, then view the Xbox in the whole screen, then crash, then turn your Gamecube into a Xbox and make it chase you around, for having a Gamecube, then you have to go to Nintendo just to get your Gamecube back to normal.

Yes, but even if Nintendo fixes it, it will still have the Xbox Virus, which will make your G-cube crash and turn into an Xbox randomly!
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master4sword
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You would not believe how many times I had to reset to get it.
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Atomic Inferno
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I highly doubt it was worth it, though.
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master4sword
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Not many have been able to get it. Plus, getting it gives access to a new area, where you get to PWN Halo fanboys.
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I have a better way to get the Xbox in Pikmin 2. After you start up the game, wait 100 days and then Xbox will fall from the sky. Take it to your rocket in 30 seconds or it will explode, causing a Game Over!
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