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Topic Started: Oct 28 2005, 01:19 PM (4,035 Views)
Jelle_kamma
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bijna kerremus
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supervet!! :pils: :red:
If you're driving a hearse with a corpse in the back, is it ok to use the carpool lane on the highway?
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psoo, leek zondag ook wel kermis
wtf dis je
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A guy went to the whores and got craps. So he went back and got mad at the hooker. ''You got me craps!!''

So the hooker says: ''wel, it was only 5 dollar, what did you expect, lobster?''
If you're driving a hearse with a corpse in the back, is it ok to use the carpool lane on the highway?
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bedankt voor je mededeling
wtf dis je
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altijd bereid
If you're driving a hearse with a corpse in the back, is it ok to use the carpool lane on the highway?
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nog zo'n mooie:

#794379 +(221)- [X]

<karlmex> So a friend of mine got back from Amsterdam a few months back, after spending a stint there with a bunch of his mates. Told me quite possibly one of the funniest stories I’ve heard. They had picked up some shrooms and acid, and decided to take it in the wee hours of the morning, and spend the day exploring the city while they tripped…sure enough 20min into it, one of the group vanishes. So, after 7 or so hours of struggling to search for their lost friend, they decide it’d be best to head back to their hotel, sober up, regroup, and go looking when the gears worn off and they’d be of more use.
<tubs> lol k
<karlmex> Anyway, upon arrival at the hotel, surprise suprise they find their friend standing in the lobby, dazed and staring at the ceiling muttering to himself. Understandably they were all pissed off with him for making them worry and bringing their trip down as a result of their half assed search. However all the friend can reply with is “this fucking town is full of gremlins!”… They tried to calm him down and tell him that it was the acid making him hallucinate, to which he replied “I knew you’d say that so I captured one and locked it in the bathroom…”
<tubs> lol?
<karlmex> as you’d expect they thought he was losing the plot, but he insisted they come to his room and look for themselves. So, they head to the room, and sure enough, the bathroom door is baracaded shut with chairs, lamps, mattress and the bed…they're getting a little worried now, so they cautiously move the furniture away and inch the door open…
<tubs> and??
<karlmex> ...Laying on the floor is a 10 year old kid with Down syndrome grinning ear to ear.
<tubs> lol dude that's fucked up
<karlmex> The mate had come across one of those outing groups or retarded kids - freaked out, balled up one of those poor little bastards carried him back to the room and locked him in the bathroom for proof…
<tubs> lol god man
<karlmex> anyway, luckily the kid had one of those ID cards saying “hi my name is Tedsem, I live at blah blah” lol so yea, took the poor kid to the lobby, called the cops and did a runner before they arrived lol.

If you're driving a hearse with a corpse in the back, is it ok to use the carpool lane on the highway?
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kappe nogmaals bedankt
wtf dis je
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hehe vet verhaal
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I don't get it? :huge:


Ingenieursbureau Wassenaar

Klik de link "mensen" en rara wie vinden we daar!? ^_^
haten = verlaten
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zie ook geen bekende
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deze verwilderde gast?

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of deze?

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whaha vl's beste matties
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haha, had een mailtje naar maarten;s adres gestuurd, kreeg ik vandaag een reactie:

Geachte Tedsem Sijm,

Gelieve niet te spammen op dit e-mailadres in verband met observatie van onze webbeheerder.;)

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M. van Loo



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Van: Tedsem sijm [mailto:ted_sijm@hotmail.com]
Verzonden: woensdag 15 augustus 2007 23:46
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vette gay op die foto :P
morrie maarten ;)
If you're driving a hearse with a corpse in the back, is it ok to use the carpool lane on the highway?
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haha :P
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Aug 16 2007, 05:27 PM
haha, had een mailtje naar maarten;s adres gestuurd, kreeg ik vandaag een reactie:

Geachte Tedsem Sijm,

Gelieve niet te spammen op dit e-mailadres in verband met observatie van onze webbeheerder.;)

Met vriendelijke groet,
M. van Loo



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Van: Tedsem sijm [mailto:ted_sijm@hotmail.com]
Verzonden: woensdag 15 augustus 2007 23:46
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vette gay op die foto :P
morrie maarten ;)

oh maar die "web beheerder" beheerd geen systemen, dus dan kan t wel
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Hoi allemaal,

Mieke en ik vieren 3 November weer onze verjaardag op de vertrouwde lokatie met waarschijnlijk weer een geweldig gast optreden :idioot: ,
dus hou deze datum vrij.

Uitnodigingen volgen nog.

Groetjes Mieke en roy

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3 november weet ik iig van jelle rick mark b michel en ikzelf dat we naar oos joos in t water en vuurhuis zijn... weet niet wie er verder kaarten hebben voor die avond
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Seks die datum houden we al vrij voor oos joos. doe ff research eerst gaytje
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