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| Future Plans; Looking past The Bomb | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 4 2007, 01:10 PM (116 Views) | |
| Chris Cash | Jul 4 2007, 01:10 PM Post #1 |
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The Man In Black
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*We are taken to the skybox, where Chris Cash is relaxing comfortably in a recliner, playing a PS3, when in comes his press secretary, Tiffany N Ashcroft. She seems a bit surprised, and walks over to Cash, and slaps the back of his head, knocking his cowboy hat off. He looks up at her with confusion in his eyes.* Chris Cash: "OW! What was that for, Tiff?" Tiffany N. Ashcroft: "What are you doing up here?" Chris Cash: "Playtesting the new PoW wrestling game for the PS3, what does it look like I'm doing?" Tiffany N Ashcroft: "What about Benji? Aren't you concerned about him?" *Chris Cash pauses for a second, leans over, and pulls up a terrier mix, that looks like the dog Benji from the 80's movies.* Chris Cash: "He looks like he is doing fine to me. Why should I be concerned about him?" *Tiffany sighs, and crosses her arms, apparently not pleased that there is an ugly dog in the skybox.* Tiffany N Ashcroft: "And what about The Bomb?" *The Man in Black sets the dog down, and gets a little defensive.* Chris Cash: "Hey, Mr. E said he'd clean that up...he even used lysol...Besides, I have no control if that dog poops all over everything...." *At this, tiffany throws her arms up, and almost leaves. But before she does, she decides to give it one more try.* Tiffany N Ashcroft: "So you aren't worried in the least about Mr. McKline?" *Chris Cash pauses the game, and looks over at Tiffany with a blank look on his face.* Chris Cash: "Mr. Who? Why does that name sound so familuar?" *Tiffinay knocks the controler out of Chris' hand and screams at him.* Tiffany N Ashcroft: "BENJI 'THE BOMB MCKLINE!!! FORMER TAG CHAMP AND YOUR OPPONENT FOR THIS WEEK ON CHRONICLES!!! AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT FIGHTING HIM IN THE LEAST BIT?!" *Chris Cash stands up from his recliner, and a sly smile comes to his face as he turns to address his Press Secretary* Chris Cash: "Nope. I am not worried about him in the least. Because whyle they may have to result to desperate tactics, like attacking innocent bystanders, or assulting me in my match, with the exception of the worst fluke in history, I have beaten them every time I have stepped in the right against either one of those two." Tiffany N. Ashcroft: "But this isn't a tag team match!" Chris Cash: "It damn well should be. I mean come on Clark, when you made this match you had to know that both Izak and who-his-face, will be at ringside, and will most likely interfere in the match at one point or another. Clark should have made it a tag match, that way I can beat them in their rematch and ge it over with. Besides, I've got bigger things to worry about than whats his name." *Tiffany looks at Chris with a look of disbelief of what she just heard. Knowing that this could very well be a set up, she asks the obvious question anywhay.* Tiffany N Ashcroft: "I'm probably going to regret this, but I'll bite. what could possibly be bigger than The Bomb?" Chris Cash: "I'm glad you asked that. First, theres the whole situation with the Gladiator Title to be concerned about. Now that the Essential holds 4 of the 5 main Titles here in PoW, we are getting a lot of prestige. Then, there is Canadian Kaos and all the other tag teams that are poping up around here, just to get a shot at MY Unified World Heavyweight Tag Team Titles. And speaking of MY Titles, just wait till everyone sees what I have planned for Chronicles 100." Tiffany N Ashcroft: "I almost hate to ask, but what match do you have planned?" *Chris Cash lifts up the mutt, and holds it in his left arm and pets it with his right with a sadistic smile on his face.* Chris Cash: "Lets just say, that its a match, that will make my four legged friend here, jealous...." *Chris Cash starts laughing to himself, leaving Tiffany and everyone else wondering what he is talking about. We don't get to find out, as his laughter is interupted by.....* |
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| Wrecking Crew | Jul 4 2007, 06:25 PM Post #2 |
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Ian and Benjamin "The Bomb" McKline
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*The camera opens backstage. Down in the depths of the boiler room is a door that states "IBM". It opens and Alvina walks out as the camera man walks in. There is a discussion going on between the McKline brothers.* The Bomb: I love it when a plan comes together. Ian McKline: Nobody was expecting that at all. The Bomb: Not only did we take Corpse Soldier out, but we took Izak out as well. And since The Essential made some crazy little rule up that any of them can put the championships on the line, that means, three more to go. Ian McKline: Ben, don't forget. I'm not cleared to wrestle yet. I have about another week to go. The Bomb: I was told be Alvina that you were cleared and ready. Ian McKline: Cleared from the hospital, yes. The Bomb: Pfft. Then why are you here? What if your head gets busted again? Ian McKline: I think after seeing what we did to Corpse Soldier and Izak, no one backstage is going to grow some balls and try that. The Bomb: Let's hope that'll be. Anyway, this week, I'll be taking out Cash. And then there's only two left to go that could possibly get in our way. Ian McKline: Shouldn't we wait until Cash and Izak are 100%? They were there for me... *Benjamin chops Ian across his chest.* The Bomb: Don't buy into that crap. He wants to get into your injured head to set your mind off of our rematch. Ian McKline: It's a shame, really. I just came back from head injuries, and Cash talks like he has no tongue. *Ian changes his voice to make it sound like that of Cash's.* Ian McKline: The familuar name may try to kick my ass whyle I result to cheating while assulting Hector to ge myself counted out. *Bomb laughs to himself as Ian stops his little imitation. * The Bomb: Making fun of the way Cash talks never gets old. How the hell he can be some profound country singer's great grandson or whatever is shocking to me. Every time he, or anyone else, for that matter, underestimates someone, he gets his ass kicked. Not sure why he would so that to me. He boasts about his 2-1 record on us, but has never faced us in singles action. Ian McKline: Something else that got me; how in the hell is Izak going to be out there? We beat the hell out of him the other day. I highly doubt he'll be there. The Bomb: But seriously now. I'm going to go and get checked so the trainer will clear me. I'll be back... watch yourself. *Bomb walks out of the room as Ian McKline flips through channels on the TV. * |
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