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An Assault, without an the sault..Just an Ass; Vain looka here....
Topic Started: Jun 26 2007, 11:27 PM (153 Views)
Nate Wiley
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Walking down the ramp inside of the Charlotte Bobcats Arena in Charlotte, North Carolina, the site of POW’s Access Denied, The Rookie makes his way down to the ring area. “I Do This Shit” by Young Jeezy drops throughout the arena while he enters the ring. A surprising reaction by the fans gets the rookie’s attention, and then he is given a mic by the ring announcer.


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The Rookie: My! Look at North Carolina!


Crowd cheers loudly for several minutes, then fades low..


The Rookie: I am honestly glad I can be here in this arena right now. Because The rookie has something to get off his chest. First, I want to make something clear. I am not a track star, I am a wrestler, a good-got-damn good one at that, so saying that, why would I run from you. Oh you know who I am talking about, he calls himself “The Vain Event”.


Crowd jeers, and boo loudly once The Rookie said Mr. Vain’s nickname.


The Rookie: Heh…..Vain Event, I mean damn son look at chu, you look all kinds-of-fucked up! I mean really your snot-bugger attire, from your god-awful looking face.


Crowd laughs…Rookie shares a laugh with them and continues.


The Rookie:hehehe, I mean yea I know we all cant look good, and charming, and all, but I mean good god, I mean you have to try ….right? You talk how you look too, talking like you jive slow. You could go for the cookie monster if Sesame Street ever came out with a movie…


Crowd roars in laugher.


The Rookie: …(laughs)…. Yea, you came behind me and planted me with ya lil-bullshit move, but now muscle face, its me and you. My whole demeanor right now is laughing at chu. But in this very ring, You and I…Vain. Its no running, no jokes, hell no laughing matter at all.



The Rookie face changes. And gets on the left corner turnbuckle which is in front of the ramp area.



The Rookie:Vain you have no idea what your getting yourself into son, you should just call Dr. Phil, set an appointment, and get checked out because your nuts if you think for one second that your leaving this…..


Rookie points the ground


The Rookie: motherfuka victorious, I mean your abilities aren’t that good enuff-bucko! But you seem to be one of those hard-headed sum-bastards who just gotta see it from themselves. But please believe me, “Vain-cake“, The Rookie is here to show you because showing is better than telling.


The Rookie gets off the turnbuckle, and walks to the middle of the ring


The Rookie: Vain, you goofy-looking fucka! Look at you, have you even been with a women in your life. Nah, you probably been in jail or something, whats your history……..who gives a fuck?!?!?! Look folks…..


The Rookie seems funny to the crowd, he points POW Tron hanging above the ring entrance.


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The crowd boos viciously when they are shown the POW Tron.


The Rookie:Damn, you are one ugly-muthafuka Vain….


Crowd laughs


The Rookie chuckles himself and speaks…


The Rookie:OK! Damn, I mean you cant look at that bastard fast….whew!….. what you got to say to yourself now, Vain, bring your happy ass out here, and say something....you big lug-0-bug juice lookin....i dont know....


Rookie tries to calm the crowd down from laughing hard, while they all wait on Mr. Vain.
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Everyone is startled by the loud sound of a throat being cleared as Mr. Vain walks out of the back with a piece of paper in his hand.

Vain: *AHEM* Let’s see here, right. Rookie, (reading from the paper) yo momma so fat every time she jump up, she get stuck.

Vain looks around and the entire arena is quiet, a lot of things were expected but this wasn’t one of them.

Vain: No? Ok. Let’s try something else… let’s see here, ‘Make fun of his shoes’. Nah, what else is there? ‘Compare him to something’s butt’? Enough of this garbage. Y’see Skippy, Mr. Vain figured if we’re going to turn this into a schoolyard taunt fight he’d go find the nearest ten year old and sink this to your level.

Vain throws the paper aside and starts walking and stops at the edge of the ring.

Vain: Since there weren’t any handy, Mr. Vain went to the next best thing and talked to the Hawaiian Fly Guy. Evidently he didn’t bring his ‘A’ game to this one.

Mr. Vain suddenly jumps from the floor to the apron and steps through the ropes in one fluid motion. Vain walks across the ring and stops directly in front of the Rookie, they’d be eye to eye if the Rookie wasn’t so damn tall.

Vain: Tell Mr. Vain, Rook, where you went after you ran away from our last little exchange? Probably some kind of transplant center, because it appears that you have finally had a set of balls grafted on to you.

Mr. Vain steps back to enjoy his comment and smirks up into the Rookie’s face. The crowd boos loudly and Vain turns to address them;

Vain: Thank you Lemmings! The cliff is that way, please enjoy!

He then turns back to The Rookie with a more serious look in his eye.

Vain: What this comes down to, slappy, is what happens in this ring, that’s it. You have, right now, the man you claim jumped you from behind, attacked you, laid you out, in front of you. If the best you can do is throw harsh words then you should save yourself a world of hurt and quit. Tap out as soon as the bell rings. Well Rook, lets see if those new stones of yours have helped you at all, or are you just going to run… again.

Vain steps back, lowers his mic, and says a few choices words to The Rookie and then starts pointing at his chin, as if he was daring The Rookie to hit him.
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Staring at Mr. Vain, The Rookie lifts the mic to his mouth and speaks.

The Rookie: Run? Who ran? Me? Nah playa, you got me all fucked up. I don’t run from a swinging dick. Quite frankly, I wouldn’t run from your goofy looking ass. For the record, I don’t have to call harsh names, I mean really I can just whip your ass. Damn the talking, I understand your not good at calling names or what-have-you, but lets get real Vain, your skill isn’t on my caliber.


The Rookie steps a bit closer to Mr. Vain. Rookie looks down on vain as he is towering him.



The Rookie: Its takin everything outta me not to beat the living bark off of you, but hey I can do so in due time. Honestly, I thought I was going crazy, when I heard you say “I might as well tap after the ring bell rings” Unless you can “TRY” to make me tap, its not goin to happen. I’ve never tapped out a day in my career, I’ve either lost by DQ, or pin-fall, I can be honest about my defeats, and I can also be honest on what is going to happen in this ring soon. I am going to walk down that ramp, then I am goin to come in this ring, and break you in two, and then the ref will count 1.…..2.…..3! Once it is said and done, the crowd will cheer, while The Rookie sparks another win in the POW.


Mr. Vain stands up straight, while he looks at The Rookie. Mr. vain takes a few steps back.



The Rookie: Let me tell you something, I’ve got more balls than a paintball gun, and me just sayin what I had to say the last time, and leavin isn’t running, honestly, I didn’t want to hear what else you had to say because really WHO GIVES A FUCK!?!??!?!


Crowd laughs a bit.



The Rookie:Your lil sneak attack on me isn’t going to keep me down Vain-face, and don’t think for one second that you can score a victory over The Rookie, because your game…I give it a C-, my game is an A+. What does that tell you……..


Vain says some incriminating words, but doesn’t answer the question.



The Rookie:You big dumb fuck, that means your not in my league, but you know like I said before you seem to be extremely hard headed, so let me show you how the hell I can perform within these ropes bugger bitch!


The rookie lowers the mic and waits for Mr. vain to reply.
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And Vain doesn’t take long to reply.

Mr. Vain: Blah. Blah. Blah. You talk so much sh!t the entire ring stinks. All that crap you’re spewing is just a punk trying to hide the fact that he’s scared. Let Mr. Vain translate for the Lemmings in the audience, “Its takin everything outta me not to beat the living bark off of you,” (Vain does a really bad Rookie imitation) is just a cowards way of saying he’s scared while trying not to look bad.

Rookie puffs up towering

Mr. Vain: You ignorant twerp, you don’t get it do you? DO YOU? You had your first match against Hannibal because the POW needed someone with a little name recognition for the champ to beat while he was between feuds. Do you see where Mr. Vain is going with this?

The Rookie looks uncertain.

You can tell that Vain is rolling his eyes even though they are hidden by glasses just by his posture.

Mr. Vain: Ok junior, follow along because class is in session. After you made Hannibal look good you were fed the League of Losers, even though a real wrestler had challenged you. Why did you get to fight them before fighting Vain? Because they needed to raise your stock, they need The Rookie to look good again so that when he finally fought Mr. Vain and *ahem* (Vain gets right in The Rookie’s face) got his Punk. Ass. Whipped. It wouldn’t look like Mr. Vain was slaughtering some poor jobber.

The Rookie: What the fuck are you talking about!

Mr. Vain: You’re a FUCKING jobber! You are here to make the rest of us look good! You beat enough other people in enough other places that your name carries some stock, but you’re not up to the top of the POW, and Mr. Vain is one level above that.

Rookie looks pissed but Vain isn’t giving him a chance to talk.

Mr. Vain: You’re A+ isn’t worth a D- from Mr. Vain, but you’re lucky Skippy, you get Mr. Vain’s best. You get the skill, talent, training and WILL that made Mr. Vain a champion for more of his career than not, that brought Mr. Vain to the very EDGE of winning All Creation before it took being hit by a fucking ambulance to stop him! Mr. Vain can make any one look good, even a no-talent lump like you, and at Access Denied you will have the best loss of your career. Now get the fuck out of Mr. Vain’s ring, He has more important things to discuss than you.
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Rookie lifts mic to his mouth and speaks.

The Rookie: Jobber? Who me? Vain lets get real here….Your talent and charisma and all that shit isn’t worthy. Face it, you have no idea what your about to witness. One thing you said was right, The POW put me in a match with a champion because they know the talent that I have, but unlike you, if I am not mistaken this is your first match. I’ve been in many of matches, such as, ladder, hardcore, and even title matches….something you know nothing about. See Vain, The POW recognized the athlete I was, and still am, and that is the reason they put me in a match with Hanibal.


The Rookie looks directly in Mr. Vain’s face.


The Rookie: Now let me hip you to something Vain-scale, You’re the fucking-ass-jobber, from you ring attire, to your ability, you have no reason being in a match with me period. The POW booked me in a match with those line of losers because they accepted my open match invitation. Yeah, you did too, but why you think they didn’t book you for the match?


Rookie waits for his answer, but then interrupts him.


The Rookie: Because you’re a fucking scrub, and the odds you have against defeating me is zero to shit! You see, I am a superstar, I ride in luxurious vehicles, wearing the finest jewelry, and fucking the top notch women, that your jerk off to at night. But you, see you’re a certified GRADE A JOBBER, who needs some kind of recognition, but you will recognize who the fuck I am, where I am at, and what I am about once that bell rings at Access Denied.


The Rookie:Don’t write a check your happy ass cant cash, because once I plant that free agent money maker on your ass, You’ll be asking Mr. Clark why he put you in a match with such greatness and, its going to be me with my hand raised high at Access Denied. Fuckboy!


The Rookie drops his mic, and shoves Mr. Vain back to the ropes. Mr. Vain retaliates by throwing a haymaker, the men exchange blows.


Dom Kean: These two seem as if they cant wait until Access Denied.


John Perez: Indeed Dom, this rivalry has definitely heated up lately.


POW security hauls ass down the ring and separate the two men, Mr. Vain and The Rookie exchange a few harsh words while they are being apprehended by the security. The crowd is in a frenzy and, after while the cameras fade black.
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