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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 26 2007, 03:12 PM (76 Views) | |
| Chris Cash | Jun 26 2007, 03:12 PM Post #1 |
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The Man In Black
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*The Tron lights up, and shows us an all to familuar site...especially with the PPV right around the corner. Its Chris Cash, and a guitar, standing in the middle of a recording studio. He finishes up the sound check and begins to speak.* Chris Cash: "You know, my Grandfather was a multi-faceted entertainer. Also, his music appealed to more than one genre. He wasn't just a country singer, as he is was also inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. So in keeping with that great tradition of crossing lines in music, set up by my Grandfather, and then followed in by Rosanne, I am proud to present to you my very first attempt at...Rap music." *We can almost hear the fans groan and boo already, not even giving Chris Cash a chance to prove his skills. Then, a familuar beat comes on the speakers in the recording studio, it almost sounds like some Sisqo, as Cash starts singing...er....rapping.* Chris Cash:"This thing right here Is lettin all the ladies know What guys talk about You know The finer things in life Hahaha Check it out Ooh I act so scandalous And ya know Hector Mercado can’t handle this I flow like Cash and my name is Chris With the look in my eye, so devilish Uh I like to dance at all the hip hop spots And I cruise to the cruise like connect da dots Not just urban I like the Rock Cuz I am drinking a jack n cola And at Access Denied, Nied Nied I’m fulla pride, pride pride Izak at my side, side side Uh I think to say it again And at Access Denied, Nied Nied I’m fulla pride, pride pride All night long Hector you are wrong I like it when your hand goes tap tap Hector make your hand go tap tap Boy I know you wanna go tap tap That tap ta tap tap out I like it when your hand goes tap tap Hector make your hand go tap tap Boy I know you wanna go tap tap That tap ta tap tap out These Titles so De-lish And I know another wrestler couldn't handle it And you rubbing that thang and making a wish When you come up broke, like go fish. Uh I will always cheat, like grab your hair Then I’ll cruise with a kick and connect da dere Not just Izak will inter-fer Cuz I am wrestling la vida loca Hector is over weight weight weight Can’t get a date, date, date He likes to masterbate, bate, bate Let me tell you again, He can’t get a date, date, date Like to masterbate, bate, bate All night long, Hector that’s just wrong I like it when your hand goes tap tap Hector make your hand go tap tap Boy I know you wanna go tap tap That tap ta tap tap out I like it when your hand goes tap tap Hector make your hand go tap tap Boy I know you wanna go tap tap That tap ta tap tap out" *Apparently, this is all of Cash's rapping the camera crew can stand, as they cut him out. Oblivious to the obvious, Chris Cash is apparently still rapping even though he is off the Tron. This has to be the first time, if not the only time, the fans actually applaud for something Chris isn't doing anymore....rapping.* |
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