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Access Denied: The Song; Yay!
Topic Started: Jun 26 2007, 03:12 PM (76 Views)
Chris Cash
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The Man In Black
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*The Tron lights up, and shows us an all to familuar site...especially with the PPV right around the corner. Its Chris Cash, and a guitar, standing in the middle of a recording studio. He finishes up the sound check and begins to speak.*

Chris Cash: "You know, my Grandfather was a multi-faceted entertainer. Also, his music appealed to more than one genre. He wasn't just a country singer, as he is was also inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. So in keeping with that great tradition of crossing lines in music, set up by my Grandfather, and then followed in by Rosanne, I am proud to present to you my very first attempt at...Rap music."

*We can almost hear the fans groan and boo already, not even giving Chris Cash a chance to prove his skills. Then, a familuar beat comes on the speakers in the recording studio, it almost sounds like some Sisqo, as Cash starts singing...er....rapping.*

Chris Cash:"This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out

Ooh I act so scandalous
And ya know Hector Mercado can’t handle this
I flow like Cash and my name is Chris
With the look in my eye, so devilish

Uh
I like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And I cruise to the cruise like connect da dots
Not just urban I like the Rock
Cuz I am drinking a jack n cola

And at Access Denied, Nied Nied
I’m fulla pride, pride pride
Izak at my side, side side
Uh
I think to say it again
And at Access Denied, Nied Nied
I’m fulla pride, pride pride
All night long
Hector you are wrong

I like it when your hand goes tap tap
Hector make your hand go tap tap
Boy I know you wanna go tap tap
That tap ta tap tap out
I like it when your hand goes tap tap
Hector make your hand go tap tap
Boy I know you wanna go tap tap
That tap ta tap tap out

These Titles so De-lish
And I know another wrestler couldn't handle it
And you rubbing that thang and making a wish
When you come up broke, like go fish.

Uh
I will always cheat, like grab your hair
Then I’ll cruise with a kick and connect da dere
Not just Izak will inter-fer
Cuz I am wrestling la vida loca

Hector is over weight weight weight
Can’t get a date, date, date
He likes to masterbate, bate, bate
Let me tell you again,
He can’t get a date, date, date
Like to masterbate, bate, bate
All night long,
Hector that’s just wrong

I like it when your hand goes tap tap
Hector make your hand go tap tap
Boy I know you wanna go tap tap
That tap ta tap tap out
I like it when your hand goes tap tap
Hector make your hand go tap tap
Boy I know you wanna go tap tap
That tap ta tap tap out"

*Apparently, this is all of Cash's rapping the camera crew can stand, as they cut him out. Oblivious to the obvious, Chris Cash is apparently still rapping even though he is off the Tron. This has to be the first time, if not the only time, the fans actually applaud for something Chris isn't doing anymore....rapping.*
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