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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 7 2007, 03:00 PM (135 Views) | |
| Chris Cash | Jun 7 2007, 03:00 PM Post #1 |
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The Man In Black
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*We are taken backstage to the press room where Christopher Cash and his enteroudge have just arrived. As Cash takes the podium, Izak stands to his right and Tiffany N Ashcroft and Mr. E to his left. The New Tag Team champion seemspretty confident, as he has both Titles slung around his shoulders. He kisses both of them and begins to speak.* Chris Cash: "My fellow Americans, I come before you right now, not as just as man, but a 2 time Unified World Heavyweight Tag Team Champion. Yes, I have once again been David and slew the giants that are the Wrecking Crew. And while there is glory in their defeat, I have chosen to be the bigger man and not gloat about it....other than saying that I did, in fact, tell you so. I stood here and told each and every one of you peons that I would regain MY Unified World Heavyweight Tag Team Championships. But did any of you believe me? Hell no! And yet here I stant with MY Titles draped around MY shoulders." *Chris Cash shows off the Titles to the camera as he poses for a few pictures. Obviously, taking some time to play to the media and not done with his statements. After about 30 seconds of this he continues.* Chris Cash: "And apparently, it has happend once again. No sooner than I become the Unified World Heavyweight Tag Team Champion, do things start heating up in the Tag Team Division. Rumor is that Mr. Vain and Hawaiian Bryan, who are both legends in some second rate federation, are forming a tag team to come against us. Corpse Soldier is running around backstage looking for a partner....I won't make the obvious jokes about what he is doing and his sexual preferance, just that he should ask Hector Merank...And now, even as early as Chronicles 93, we will witness the reuniting of what is, quite argueably mind you, one of the greatest Tag Teams of all time, Canadian Kaos. Why are they reuniting? soley to get in the ring against yours truely....and to a much lesser degree, my Tag Team partner, Izak. Truth is, once again, Cash creates controversy. Tell me, has the Wrecking Crew ever faced such competitors in their record breaking title reign? NOPE. they faught the likes of The Tribe of Jokers. Two wanna bes in Divine Nightmare. Hell, their biggest competition was from Midwest Mayhem. Does this even remotly sound like the caliber of talent I will be facing as Champion? Doubt it. Wrecking Crew, what happened when you faced some real talent in the ring? Thats right, you lost to me! " *Chris Cash, still ever so confident take a small break to get a drink of water. He then refocuses and continues, with that ever-present smirk on his face.* Chris Cash: "I know many of you are wondering what my plans are now that I once again hold the Unified World Heavyweight Tag Team Titles. To be perfectly and blatently honest with you, my plans haven't changed one bit. I'll take on any and all worthy competition, and then retire the Titles. Notice I said worthy, so that rules out teams like the Tribe, Midwest Mayhem and Divine Nightmare. And it would also include the Wrecking Crew, but they should have a rematch clause so I'll have to defend against them. Even though the very thought of those two getting a Title shot, discredits the title severly....especially now that real champions hold them. Oh, while we are on the topic, I'd like to wish Enigmatic a speedy recovery, but i wouldn't blame him if he didn't come back at all. In fact, I think it would be better for him, and the loyal PoW fans if he just gave up and never showed his ugly face round here again." *This time, when Cash pauses, his smile widens a little, and its almost as if he is about to reveal a little more of his master plan to the people in the press room.* Chris Cash: "Finally, I'd like to send a little message to Clarkie-boy. The Essential is a strong unit, as I am about to prove. A unit that currently holds the majority of the Titles here in PoW, with the 2 Tag Team Belts, and the North American strap, we hold 3 out of the 5 titles here. And since we have the gold, we make the rules. With all of that being said, I would like to announce the 'Essential Rule Number 1.' If I or Izak, for whatever reason, are unable to defend the Unified World Heavyweight Tag Team Championships, then another member of the Essential can take our place in the match.' You see, we are a team, and as a team we need no leaders because we all are equal. So this, is not only a measure to prote the equality amoung the Essential, but to perhaps give someone a well deserved night off. The precedent for doing this in PoW is not unheard of, if I recall, PAIN has done something simular to this before. But it is reeasons like our ability to do whatever we want to whoever we want that makes us excellent, that makes us extreme, that makes us, the Essential!" *Chris Cash and Clique all do the 3 fingered E salute, and turn as if they are welcoming someone....When....* |
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| Wrecking Crew | Jun 7 2007, 10:53 PM Post #2 |
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Ian and Benjamin "The Bomb" McKline
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*The scene opens back to the locker room which has "The Wrecking Crew" written on it. The door opens and the Bomb is shown lacing his boots, talking to Alvina.* (Alvina: I just came back from there. He's doing decent. Did you see Cash's little rant just now?) //The Bomb: Oh, he went on and decreased the POW ratings again with another useless promo? Not at all. // *Bomb sits down and puts on his TV. He goes to the selection that has the day's show recordings and finds "Cash". He sits and watches. A few moments pass as the promo ends.* //The Bomb: Meh. If that idiot didn't piss me off enough already, he tosses out that crap. // *Bomb lifts up his other boot and ties it. He then takes a swig from his bottled water and begins to speak.* //The Bomb: If there was an egotistical asshole award, it would sure as hell go to Cash. So, this is how you guys have to defeat out record? By having seven different people hold those titles, including those two lackeys with you now? Seriously now, get a clue. Bring as many as you want-- when Enigmatic recovers to 100% and we defeat Corpse at the next pay-per-view, not that it concerns you any. // * Alvina tosses Bomb his gloves.* //The Bomb: I've said it once, I'll say it again. If there isn't a person who doesn't know how to talk, it's you. Did they have grammar school in Hillbilly-land? "here I stant with my titles"? No, not even close. "simular to this before...," must be that country accent you have, but from what I know, it's similar. There's several more, but I'm not paid to be a teacher. Izak must have taken your Minimal Skills Test upon entering the POW. // * Alvina gets up and walks of the room as she calls Bomb from off-camera and shows him something. Bomb just nods and looks back into the camera.* //The Bomb: But the last bit of that, I found hilarious. So basically, instead of YOU defending those, you're going to fake a tummy-ache and have one of your buddies do you work for you? Pretty much like you did at Chronicles. A whole new level for you, Cash. Much like the two-on-match that you won those in, that you tried to claim as a four-on-two match? Please, cut everyone a break. Alvina was never officially tagged in, thus, voids her being on the apron. Same for Corpse Soldier, that cowardly bitch. Just like the three-on-one assault you guys did on Enigmatic, it can safely be said that there is safety in numbers. So, with that little "E-shit-sial rule," if you're about to be defeated in a match, you're going to coward out and send in Graham or Williams? // * Bomb gets up and heads towards the door.* //The Bomb: Oh, silly me, I almost forgot. Tag teams coming back because of you? Look at the timings; they all came back when WE were the tag champions, on our last night. IN my mind, my brother's mind, and everyone else's mind around here, The Wrecking Crew are the REAL Tag Team Champions. But, however, we aren't. Cherish the few weeks you have those -- they will be short and quick. But you should be use to short things and doing it quickly, 'eh? Anyway, I should be heading off to the trainer now to discuss something. Toodaloo. // * Bomb walks out of his locker room as the camera focuses in on the sign.* |
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| Chris Cash | Jun 8 2007, 08:23 PM Post #3 |
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The Man In Black
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*After the footage is shown, we are back in the press room, and all eyes are on Chris Cash and company. The self professed kegendary rock star smirks and speaks into the microphone.* Chris Cash: "So let me get this straight. You are taking credit for the teams that formed and reformed AFTER you lost the Tag Team Titles, because they were formed to come after you? Then, why did they wait till you lost the Titles? Because they wanted a challenge, not some chumps. And could you please clarify something for me? Your partner, Enigmatic, was obviously faking an injury, so what did you do? You tried to find some other low life loser to take his place. How is that any different from what the Essential Rule, essentially is? No pun intended. But instead of me searching for some sewer sucking street scum, I am allowing some people who I consider my equals, my teammates to take the place of myself or Izak. So if, God forbid, you sit on me and I am unable to wrestle, someone of equal caliber can take my place....just like you did for that pathetic peice of trash you call a brother. How dare the pot call the kettle black!" *Izak moves, as if he has something to say. Chris Cash detaches the mic, and lifts it up for the giant. Izak opens his mouth and Chris Cash hits him in the head with the mic! The Man in Black snickers to himself before moving it back down so he can continue.* Chris Cash: "What the hell is a two-on-match? You must mean a 2 on 1 match. So what if Alvina or Corpse never officially tagged in. Who cares? They were still there and still had the ability to if they so desired. Its not my fault that they never desired or never got the oppertunity to. Don't you see that I am using this rule soley to prove how great of a champion I really am, and maybe have a little bit of mercy on teams of you. You see, now, you might just might have a chance. Because instead of defeating my great in ring abilities, you could defeat someone like Graham or Williams. And since you can't seem to get the job done against me, this works in your favor. Means that technically, myself of Izak don't have to even be involved in the match to lose the Titles. Why would I risk so much? Because I am that confident that the Unified World Heavyweight Tag Team Titles will not be leaving The Essential.And that doesn't include non-wrestlers like Mr. E or TNA. It is that simple. The Essential believes in sharing the wealth so to speak, and that is why the Essential Rule is now in effect."" *Chris Cash turns, and looks to the door almost as if he is expecting someone to show up soon....* |
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| Hector Mercado | Jun 14 2007, 11:55 AM Post #4 |
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Fat is where it's at!
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*The door swings open and there stands Hector Mercado with what can only be described as a shit eating grin on his face. He walks right up to Chris Cash and just stares at him almost waiting for Cash to say something.* Chris Cash: Congradulations fat man, you got what so many woman in this world want. You got Chris Cash one on one, at a pay per view no less. I guess your team wining that tag match gave Clark reason enough to give you what you have begging for, not that you really did anything in that match but get beat up. But I guess getting beat up is something you really like since you keep coming back for more. BD: You know Chris, nothing you can say right now can make this smirk go away. I finally got you where you can't rely on other people for help. We are finally going to see what you are made of. I have held every title in this federation except the world title and at Access Denied you are going to see why. Chris Cash: I already know why Hector. You are fat, you smell like manure and you scare the lesser competition in this federation. You are no longer dealing with the Kendog's of the world. I'm going to show you that your place here in POW is right on the bottom rung of the ladder if you even belong at all. You don't hold all of the gold I have held and become part of the most dominant group in POW by dumb luck or by losing to no talent wannabe's. People like me prepare, people like me have a plan. I'm kind of glad that you finally got your match that you have been graveling for at Access Denied so I can despense of you once and for all and continue on my up the food chain here in POW with out this redicilous idea of some sort of feud with you weighing me down. BD: Don't worry Chris. Soon enough you will be rid of me as a thorn in your side because I am going to be the man who stops this rein of terror you and your goon here have been on since you came to POW. I have already taken out your hired help, now it's time for you to learn what others have learned in my time here. When we are done with our match you will understand that fat is where it's at. *Hector stands toe to toe with Chris awaiting a response as the scene fades out...* |
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| Chris Cash | Jun 26 2007, 03:50 PM Post #5 |
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*Chris Cash just stands eye to eye with Hector and smirks. He takes a step back, and speaks into the microphone.* Chris Cash: "First and foremost, Hector, garlic onion soup is not your friend. Can somone please give this boy a breathmint, mouthwash or a piece of gum or somemthing?" *Cash is once again, the only one amused by his humor. He looks over to Izak, and Izak pretends to laugh my forcing a fake smile, and cupping his hand over his mouth. Cash then turns his attention back to Hector.* Chris Cash: "You are overlooking the obvious. Yeah, you might have me in a one on one match. Mano y mano. But you are missing the 800 lb gorilla in the room....that isn't you. That is, I am the Unified World Heavyweight Tag Team Champion. So, since my tag team partner, who coincidently is my bodyguard, doesn't have a match you can bet your bottom dollar that he will be there at ringside. Sure he might not officially be in the match, but whats to stop him from distacting the ref, or otherwise interfereing in the match? Absolutely nothing." *Cash slowly takes a drink of water, keeping his eyes on the cool calm and collected Hector before continuing on with his little rant.* Chris Cash: "But Izak isn't the only person you have to worry about. I'm not talking about the Essential, but what about any of the other enemies I have? I'm sure your long time friend, Chet Blackstone is just waiting for a chance to get back at me for kicking his sorry ass out of the Essential. And what about Ian or Benji McKline, the Wrecking Crew. I bet they will be out for a measure of revenge after I beat them to regain the Unified World Heavyweight Tag Team Titles. Or maybe some other Tag Team will want to make a name for themselves by offing me in what seems to be a situation that is easy for them to take advantage of....Easy and taken advantage of....sounds like your mom, Hector!" *Again, Cash is the only one amused by his retro 90's humor and the "you're mama" joke reference. He regains himeself and continues.* Chris Cash: "But for arguements sake, or to be the Devils advocate, lets say no one interferes costing me the match. Hell, lets even say that by some miracle or freak accident, you manage to defeat me all by your self without cheating. Tell me, Hector, what have you won? You haven't won my Unified World Heavyweight Tag Team Titles. You haven't even gone after the Title I took from you at Final Glory, two months ago. You don't win any contendership, any rights, or even any stipulations. So what is it, a matter of you wanting to win back some of your pride? I don't think that even winning the lottery will help you get that back, slob. Proving you're World Heavyweight Title material? It'll take a lot more than one victory over one person to do that. You see, Hector, that is the difference between you and me. You fight meaningless and useless battles in hopes that you will earn something in return. Me, if I want something, I go out there and take it! Why do I take what I want? Because nothing is better than Cash!" *With that, Cash turns to walk away from the press conference and his opponent for Access Denied when he is stopped by....* |
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