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| Tweet Topic Started: May 25 2007, 12:48 AM (146 Views) | |
| Nate Wiley | May 25 2007, 12:48 AM Post #1 |
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The POW North American Champion
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5 miles from the site of Chronicles 93 in Washington D.C., in his custom made “The Rookie” Navigator w/ 24 inch rims, The Rookie coast through the streets. Surprisingly, he was playing “Dope Boy Fresh” by Three Six Mafia on the radio rather than listening to Young Jeezy. The Rookie is wearing his exclusive jewelry custom made by Jacob the Jeweler. As the music plays, he just takes a time to think. Before he speaks to himself, The Rookie: This is the life…money, cars, women, and power. There’s people in town doing lots of things, like playing basketball, shooting pool, drinking beer, or whatever the hell they wanna do, and I have my plate full. Lets See, I’ve got to deal with a Fat ass look a like Mario Brothers fucker, with some plumber pants on wants to get in the ring with me. Along with him, a fake ass Johnny 5 character, a circus midget on a bike, a Purple pitty fool, Rufus from the Simpson’s only with 4 teeth and a kick ball. Also a nickel plated lancer, a “Napoleon Dynamite reject, not just that but a fake ass Mandingo warrior who looks as if he receives a monthly check, a junkie bill hillbilly, a revamped Afro Thunder from “Ready to Rumble”, and a guy who wants to be “Howard The Duck”. The Rookie shakes his head, chuckles at himself, and continues The Rookie: That’s 11 muthafukas! The rookie gets closer to the Chronicles 93 site, however he is followed by a state trooper. The Rookie notices the state trooper and keeps his speed at a nice level, turns his radio down a bit more than it was, and looks forward. After a while the state trooper puts his lights on. The Rookie: Shit! The Rookie applies the breaks and pulls over to the side of the road. Cars passing by, the state trooper gets outta his squad car and heads for Rookie’s Navigator. He approaches the window, The Rookie puts the window down Trooper: Licenses and registration please ? The Rookie reaches in his glove compartment and gives the state trooper his information Trooper: Hey, are you one of those rapper guys? The Rookie laughs The Rookie: No sir… Trooper: So, what do you do, You a Drug lord Boss or some shit? The Rookie: HELL NO! Trooper: Oh yea? Then how you get these expensive ass rims, and that blinding jewelry? The Rookie: Officer, I am a pro wrestler, I am The Rookie. Trooper: No, on your id it says your Nate Wiley The Rookie: Yea, that’s my real name. Trooper: Wait, you’re a pro wrestler? The Rookie: Yea, I just said that. Trooper: Well, If you’ve got enough money for all these luxury materials, then why is one of your lights out? The rookie gave a “I don’t know what the fuck your talking about look” The Rookie: I had not a clue that my back light was out. Trooper: I make you a deal…. The state trooper pulls out a “The Best of The Rookie” DVD. Trooper: Sign this, and your free to go, but if you don’t…give me a second to process your info for you ticket. The Rookie grabs the DVD from the officer’s hand. He reaches into his Truck and gets a sharpie, and signs the DVD. The Rookie: Here… Trooper: Thanks Mr. Wiley…I mean Rookie. The Rookie enters his car, closes the door, and greets the officer with a Farwell. After that, The Rookie pulls off and pumps his music once he gets further down the road. Again, he speaks with himself for a moment. The Rookie: Damn, that was close. Sighing relief, The Rookie goes underneath his seat and grabs his quarter sack of purple haze. He places it in the console in the middle of the driver seat and the passenger seat. The Rookie: If he would of found that, I’d be fucked!……..Damn, he fucked me up(train of thought) Fuck it , but that weak ass conglomeration of fuckers better be ready for Ya boi. Oh yea, Vain gonna get his too, but he just don’t know it yet. The Rookie is going to show that bastard what I does in the ring!!! The rookie blasts his music and speeds off, camera fades after a short moment. |
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