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Just a guitar!
Topic Started: May 17 2007, 08:11 AM (82 Views)
Chris Cash
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The Man In Black
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*We catch up with Chris Cash shortly after Chronicles 91, as he is getting ready to leave. Even though Chet lost, and he has a Tag Title shot, the Man in Black still seems to be upset. his personal interviewer, Mr. E decides to ask him a few questions.*

Mr: E: "Oh great one, after the fourtnate turn of events tonight, why are you so upset?"

*Cash pauses, and looks at Mr. E right through the eye holes of his mask and speaks.*

Chris Cash: "HE smashed MY guitar!"

Mr. E: "But sir, you have plenty of other guitars. Isn't that one just another guitar?"

*cahs is outraged at this question, and punches the wall inside of the skybox*

Chris Cash: "Just another guitar? JUST ANOTHER GUITAR?! Is the Mona Lisa just another painting? Is David just another peice of stone? Is Sienfeld just another sitcom? When the Black Knight got his arm cut off 'was it just a flesh wound?' That was one of my Grandfathers favorite guitars. Its the very guitar that he played at Folsom Prison. It isn't just a peice of American history, or a family airloom, it meant something to me and Graham thoughtlessly smashed it over the head of one unworthy Chet Blackstone."

Mr. E:"Well, next week you can take some of your frustrations out on the Wrecking Grew. What are your thoughts on finally getting your rematch for the Tag Team Titles?"

Chris Cash: "Its about damn time. After this next week on Chronicles, Mark Williams will still be the North American Champion, and I will proudly be wearing the Tag Team Titles once again. And when the Essential are holding 3 out of the 5 main Titles here in PoW, No one can disagree that we are turely what we say we are....Essential."

Mr. E: "But mighty mastermind, Williams is injured and won't be competing at Chronicles this week, much less defending his Title...."

Chris Cash: "Which means exactly what I said it means, you nimrod. He will still be the North American champion."

Mr. E: "Aren't you the least bit worried that Divine Nightmare, Corpse or Hector may run out and cost you the Tag Team Titles? After all, your excellency, that is excatly how you one them in the first place."

Chris Cash: Whoa, whoa, whoa there. First of all, what I did was a stroke of genious. I exploited one of the rules to become the Tag Team Champion. I didn't come out there soley to fuel a grudge I had against anyone. Futhermore, to assume that I don't have a plan for such an occurance, is ludacris...and I don't mean that two bit rapper. But lets look at the worst case scenerio if someone does get involved. They run out, attacks myself or Izak, the ref sees it, and we win via disqualification. Granted we won't be the Tag Team Champions, but we will have a win over the Wrecking Crew which will make us the number 1 contenders. So unless Izak drops the ball, and we acually loose, we can't loose! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a private jet to catch to the next town."

*Cash, who looks over to his empty guitar case and shakes his head, still upset over it being smashed, it almost looks like he is going to shed a tear over it, but regains his composure and walks out of the skybox.*
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