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5x5 Pit of Hell...; Theres nowhere to run brotha! (Bryan)
Topic Started: May 15 2007, 08:27 PM (338 Views)
Leonard S. Building
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"Warning: The following is not for the faint at heart." Flashes across the screen and slowly dissolves, takings us deep into the ungodly, hellish treacherous bowels of the famed Leonard Building in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. Leonard S. Building, a monstrous, burly, mountain of a man, sits in an empty corner, draped in a confederate flag. A lone light shines down upon him.

LSB: "Hawaiian" Bryan, guess what, I don't much care for them tropical islands and I don't much care for you. I came here for one reason and one reason only and that's wrassle. I've been sittin on my kiester in this here Leonard Building for far to long. I've be itchin' to get my paws wrapped around somebody's neck and you, island boy, you're gonna be that unfortunate somebody! Daddy Doak taught me what to do to fellers like you and I plan on lockin' in my dreaded TARHEELS1 and makin' you squeal, little piggy!

LSB lets out a thunderous, roaring, intimidating chuckle.

LSB: So are you listening? Huh? Cause if you are you might wanna pay attention to what I'm about to say. Look here Lance Showmance, you may be a nut case, but I don't care how many personalities you got, bring 'em, cause they're all welcome! Because when you step into that 5x5 PIT OF...

Just then we hear a knock at the door. The door creaks open pouring light inside the darkened Leonard Building. LSB throws his hands up to block out the light

The Marth: Sweetiekins! I brought you some milk and cookies!

LSB: Goddammit! Mom! How many goddamit times do I have to tell you? How many goddamn times!?

The Marth: I'll just leave them at the door for your sweetiekins, hugs and kisses, sugar dumpling!

The door creeks shut and LSB listens as we hear his mother's footsteps scurry away.

LSB: Look boy, come Chronicles, we ain't gonna be in Honolulu nomore, you and I, we're gonna wrassle and rest assure...this ole boy is gonna beat you like a government mule!

The camera fades to black
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