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Topic Started: May 15 2007, 05:16 PM (258 Views)
Tyler Graham
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The camera focuses in on POW super star, Tyler Graham. Tyler Graham is wearing a pair of jeans and a green t-shirt from popular recording artist Ryan Adams.

Tyler Graham: I stand before you all here today, a victorious man. I said I was going to go out and beat that Benedict Arnold, Chet Blackstone. And that’s exactly what I did. I single handedly, without any help what so ever from anyone, took him out. I cleanly beat him in a classic wrestling match and clearly showed that I was the superior athlete on that day.

A huge smile graces the face of Tyler Graham.

Tyler Graham: And the next challenge laid out before “The King Of New School”, The TG, is none other than an old acquaintance of mine. The Crimson Crusader, the dirt bike kid, the hardcore enigma, Grimace! You all know Grimm, he was the quintessential tag-a-long from the wildly popular, insanely successful, and formidably great nRw. Tyler Graham was obviously the star of the group, just like he is the star of the Essential, just like he is the star of any group, organization, duo, trio, faction, troupe, assemblage. Grimace served his purpose well. He rode on the shoulders of giants. But now, now the lil’ guy is trying to break out on his own. Make a name for himself. Become a star. Poor guy can’t even get past Mark Williams. How the hell do you ever expect to beat TG? Well folks, believe it or not, the curious little monkey has a chance. How, you ask? Well, I’ll do one step better than tell you. I’ll show you. Roll the footage daddio!

The theme song to “Requiem For A Dream” by Clint Mansell plays all epic like as a video collection of Grimm is shown. An image of a very young Grimm with his hair in a pony tail, wearing a pair of kick ass shades is then shown.

BMAN: BRING IT….OR GO HOME!

The camera cuts back to Tyler Graham applauding.

Tyler Graham: Yes, that is correct. The legendary, the historic, the larger than life superstar, BMAN! Lets face it Grimace. I know it, you know it, the viewing public knows it. You are half the man you used to be. A mere shell of your former self. There was once a time when you would put your hair back in a pony tail, dawn some sweet ass shades and tell your opponent to “bring it” or indefinitely “go home”. You were once a man that mothers could allow their sons to watch. Kids who wished their father was. Fathers who wished their son was. You were a living icon. Someone the children could look up to, someone they could adore. Someone that would captivate their imagination with a single catch phrase. Now? Look at what you have become now.

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Grimm: Bryan Bishop..."Mr. All Creation" you come out here for the second time and bitch and complain about people not coming out to get face to face with you and how everyone is pussies backstage....Let me fill you in on a little...tiny...well not quite as tiny as what Mrs. Bishop was telling me about but close....a secret....NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AND DAM SURE COULD CARE LESS WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THEM!


Tyler Graham: Such foul language. Do you think you’re setting a good example for all the children at home watching good ole POW? I certainly hope not. If BMAN were still around to see what he has become today. Why, he’d just be disgusted. You killed the spirit of BMAN, Grimace. You killed the fans. You killed their innocence. Their childhood. But luckily the TG has something for the fans. Some home movies of the old BMAN for you all to enjoy. The good ole days. The all or nothing days. The days when mothers could sit their children in front of the t.v set and know that their kids are safe, for they are watching BMAN. Play the clip!

Tyler Graham impersonating BMAN in a terrible blonde wig and a cheap pair of sunglasses is shown in front of a bedroom wall with pictures of Tyler Graham cut out from magazines tacked up.

Voice Over: There was a time, when BMAN wasn’t the charismatic superstar that we all grew to know and love. No, believe it or not, he had to work to perfect his craft.

BMAN: I need a catchphrase to make it to the top. Something that will really stick. Something that will make me great. The Rock has been telling people to bring it, maybe I can steal that. But what to add to it?

Voice Over: BMAN endured a long and arduous journey to discovering his patented catchphrase. Through trial and error, he finally realized his dream.

BMAN: BRING IT….OR……ELSE? NO NO, THAT IS ALL WRONG. GOSH DARN IT!

A montage of clips of BMAN pacing back and forth in front of the local stop and shop is shown. Including the tragedy of him receiving “brain freeze” from a slurpee.

BMAN: BRING IT…OR….I WILL! NO, THAT IS JUST HORRIBLE. THINK BMAN….THINK!

Voice Over: Then, a sudden stroke of genius.

A man walks out from the stop and shop and locks up the door. He looks at our hero pacing back and forth, and shakes his head in disbelief.

Random Man: Go home kid. Just, go home.

BMAN leaps up into the air in joy.

BMAN: BRING IT…OR GO HOME! YES! THAT’S THE TICKET!

Voice Over: And thus, the legend was born.

The camera goes back to Tyler Graham where he is pretending to cry. He looks up and starts a slow clap.

Tyler Graham: The sheer magnitude of what BMAN means to this industry. It’s just undeniable. He is truly one of a kind. Come Chronicles, whatever number the damn show is on, Grimace; I will indeed “bring it”. Lets just hope you can conjure up a bit of that BMAN magic, you’ll need it kid.

The camera fades out.
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:::PoW Cameras open to PoW superstar Grimm sitting casually in an arm chair decked out in a pair of cargo camo shorts and a velvet revolver tshirt. Reaching out of the camera's view, Grimm picks up a bottle of water and downs a sip quickly. Finishing the sip Grimm looks up at the camera and raises an eyebrow with a smile:::

Grimm: Tyler Graham...I thought I'd be a nice guy and try and keep the respect between you and I going...prove that not everyone has to have an issue with eachother...and what do you do? You insult me...and mock my past?...Who do you really think you are Tyler? I know you spew your "clever" phrases and comment on other people when really you are nothing special...You are right...I was Bman...big deal?....Everybody starts somewhere...back in the day just being in the ring competeing was the important thing and you think making fun of a little saying that I used and still use on occasion makes me feel bad? Do you even realize how many jokes like you have tried to rip on what I do?..what I say?...and yet everytime they flap their mouths continuously they get stomped when they get into the ring with me and that includes your little buddy Mark Williams....

:::Grimm smirks after saying the name of the annoying champion:::

Grimm: And if we take a look back at your career Mr. Graham you were a joke....even more then a joke then I was back in the day...even more of a joke then you are now...you and Kurt Harding...Revoultion X with your group of misfits and rejects...everytime you spoke it was either a time to take a nap or a complete lame attempt and making handicapped people laugh...So yes I was Bman back when I started...but you have...are...and will always be the joke known as Tyler Graham...so you can bring it or go home...or you can step in the ring and find out what the hype is all about....

:::With that Grimm shakes his head in disgust as the camera fades:::
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