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The Matters at Hand...; But which hand?
Topic Started: Apr 30 2007, 05:23 AM (94 Views)
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* The camera flickers to life inside of a limo. Apparently, Toga is still celebrating his uncharacteristic victory over Doppelganger. In the limo, with him, is the rest of Midwest Mayhem, Allen, Ken, and even Dew Dew. Toga's wearing the same attire as he was in his Toy Store adventure (90's Grunge). His backpack, VCR, TV, and board game are nowhere to be seen. He seems to be all business right now. *

-Toga-
"Okay, boys, we've got a big match this week. It's our first match as a team. And hopefully a match to continue my winning streak!"

* Dewey butts in with the cold, hard facts. *

-Dew Dew-
"But you didn't win last week. It was ruled a No Contest."

* Toga glares over to the borderline midget. *

-Toga-
"Someone please tell Mini-Crap over there to shut up, while I'm talking!"

* Dewey sits back, keeping his mouth shut. *

-Toga-
"Remember Dewey... you may only count as a half, because of your size, but that's a half too many testicles for this Cock'N' Balls stable, we got going! Y'see, I'm a testicle. Ken's a testicle. Allen's a testicle... and there's no need for a fourth testicle!"

* No one seems to follow Toga's logic there, but decide not to speak up anyway, hoping he'd get back to the point, rather than dragging on a discussion of how many testicles a man SHOULD have... and whether or not Toga fits that description. *

-Toga-
"Now, Loliie didn't show up last week, because apparenly her flight got cancelled due to severe electrical worms...."

* Once again, Dewey attempts to correct him. *

-Dew Dew-
"I think she said "Storms.""

* Toga slips off his sneaker (the untied one, in case you were wondering) and throws it across the limo at Dewey, who barely dodges it. Dew Dew looks annoyed as he opens his mouth one more time. *

-Dew Dew-
"Who throws a sh-"

* Before he can finish his sentence, Toga leaps out of his seat and onto his shorter colleague. He starts rolling down the window, theatening to toss him out if he says anything else. Dewey cowers the best he can, as Allen pulls Toga off, setting him back down where he was. Toga glares at Dewey, who glares back. *

-Allen-
"Get to the point."

* Toga snarls at the "fourth testicle," before getting back to the point. *

-Toga-
"But she's on her way to... um.... where are we again?"

* Allen rolls his eyes as Dewey pulls out a markerboard and starts scribbling something down. He flips it over to show it to Toga, who slowly reads it. *

-Toga-
"Ah-ma-dum-fuch...."

* Ken and Dewey giggle, as Allen just rolls his eyes again. Toga.... doesn't get it. *

-Toga-
"Never heard of it. Anyway, she's on her way. And I guess Doppelganger is being all spooky and stuff again.... I guess. I dunno. I kinda blank out in his promos. Too busy playing Chutes and Ladders with my new TV!"

* Allen interupts, for once.*

-Allen-
"Maybe you should pay attention to him... He seems pretty determined to prove that your win was a fluke... It might not hurt you to actually pay attention to him, instead of getting cocky..."

* Toga looks unamused at Allen's helpful and obvious advice. *

-Toga-
"This coming from a referee....."

* While meant as an insult, Allen obviously doesn't take it that way, as he seems to look at it from a standpoint of having seen matches first-hand, closer than anyone. He knows, at least THIS time, what he's talking about. *

-Toga-
"And Cordova and Nathan Magic..... Two men gunning for the Tag Titles, but can't seem to be as good as me... and actually win!"

* Allen stares at him for a second, thinking that he should comment again, but decides it's futile. *

-Toga-
"Okay... that's what's going down. Time for Open Mic Night!!!"

* Dew Dew opens his mouth, but Toga quickly shuns him. *

-Toga-
"Except for the lil' E.T. there...."

* Toga points to Dewey, giggling a bit. No one else seems to get the joke, other than the obvious size comparison. Toga frowns, sighs, and explains. *

-Toga-
"Extra Testicle! C'mon boys! You're losing your edge!"

* Ken giggles slightly, before.... *
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