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Andy Melenakis Show.; Funniest Show On Planet Earth
Topic Started: Aug 3 2005, 04:52 PM (288 Views)
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Who watches the andy meenakis show over on MTV.If u havent you need to go check that out.Its awesome.I mean,this dude does some skits that you'll just find funny.I mean if i explain it,it may sound dumb.But trust me,they way he does its not.He did one skit where he beat up a pizza with a guitar for leaving him at the park to go with a peace of bread.Over at MTV .com they got some videos of him and his skits.I think you guys should check that out.I mean its just funny.Check out the lyrics to his theme song:

I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.
Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
“I hate myself.”

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
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Heres another andy melonakis made.FUNNY!


Meet me at the waffle house
I'm a mouse from Ecuador
you're a duck and a stupid ass whore
who's at the door, it's a little pigeon his name is Gideon
I'm giddy and I don't know what city I'm in
I left NY for greener pastures
I left my church cuz I fucked my pastor
we got caught, I wish I fucked him faster
he was my slave and I was his master
I'm burnin in hell but that's a fuckin given
are you listenin to the shit that I'm spitten
I don't shop for groceries, I grow trees
I'll fuck holes in both knees, if you say please
moved to LA but rock the NY steez
and I sting like killa bees
Prayin for a strong breeze to blow me up to heaven
so I can smack Jesus for makin me look like I'm seven
I don't like to brag cuz I'm not a boaster
but I fucked your hag with a toaster
she had an orgasm and out came a strawberry poptart
the girls pussy pastry looked like Salvador Dali's art
No, it wasn't a melted clock
but it melted my cock
and my heart at the same time
we drank some cheap rice wine, did some lines
she gave me a sign so I hit her from behind, now she’s mine
the dog-gone girl is mine
but the grass is always greener so I don't want her anymore
picked up the wild whore and fed her to my wild boar
she gave me a sore and now my dick is green like a dino
My dad is a wino, he's on a mission to fuck an albino rhino in the spine ho
my shit is copywritten so you can steal my line ho
I'll fuck you from behind ho cuz you fine ho
I already spit that but history repeats itself
my dad is gay and he beats himself
he thinks wood is evil, so he beats his shelf
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I got bees on my head but dont call me a bee head i got bruce lees on my head but dont call me a lee head you cant tell me what to do because well.....you get the point I LOVE THE SHOW!!!!!!
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<option>Rowdy Jr. "Twigskid" Schipper .:.($The Hitman$).:.</option> <br />
<option>|- "The Hitman" of PCW</option><br />
<option>|- Height: - 6'3"</option><br />
<option>|- Weight: - 273 lbs</option><br />
<option>|- Hometown: - Bemidji,Minnesota</option><br />
<option>|- DOB: - December 28, 1989 </option><br />
<option>|- Rowdy Jr. "Twigskid" Schipper- Finishing Move(s) -|</option><br />
<option>|- Burning Hammer (Pedigree)</option><br />
<option>|- Ice Breaker (Powerbomb)</option><br />
<option>|- Matches Entered: 1</option><br />
<option>|- Matches Won: 1</option><br />
<option>|- Matches Lost: 0</option><br />
<option>|- Titles Held: None</option><br />
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