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Mar(io) Wars 2; Yay! It returns o.o
Topic Started: Jun 2 2006, 09:22 AM (446 Views)
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This was an OOOOOLD fic of mine, dating back to BEFORE I got grammar :o :o :o So yeah, AMAZING!!!! This was made on Nintendo.com, and was my original Famous Fic. o.o
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EPISODE I: The Communist Menace

Prologue: Episode 1!

the trade federation has blockaded Naboo!!! all previous attempts to make peace by queen daisy have failed!!! the final hope for the worthless planet is 2 jedi, jedi-master qui-gon boo, and his young annoying apprentice, toady-one-kenobi. they have taken a ship to the trederation main ship to threate... i mean, talk about peace. so far it has not gone to well. what will happen? who will be discovered on random inconsequential desert planets? will the future jedi luigi skywalker be swayed to the darkside by the "free donuts and coffee on wednesday" trick? will i ever have an original idea for a thread? fine out this, and more, on the new Mar(io) wars 2 thread, coming soon to a forum near you!!! and its here!!!! introducing, chapter 1!!!

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chapter 1: when in doubt, play dramatic music

toady-one-kenobi and his master, qui-go-boo, sat in the shuttle. they would dock with the trading station shortly. they were to talk with vice roy waluigi and convince him to stop taxing the poor fokls of nabboot. of course, it wasnt that easy." master, what if he decides not to trust us and wont agree?" toady asked. he was a young jedi and could barely control the force. boo answered." toady, if it doesnt work, we blow him to kingdom come. simple as that. the jedi order says to control your fellings, but you wont be breaking any rules if you dont feel anything when you viciously slaughter them." toady wasnt quite sure that is what the rule ment, but he accepted. after all, this way would be more fun.

they stealthily entered the the battle station. they then snuck around the corner as quietly as possible, hoping to avoid the dangerous army of koopas the viceroy owned. apparently his hobby was destroying peaceful planets, like nabboot. but, since he probably didnt care about them, he wasnt breaking a jedi rule. toady was uptight like that. always worried that he might mess up a rule. but he was getting less cray. he took his pills and thus was getting better." master, why are we sneaking around? i thought we were going to ask if the viceroy would not try to tax the planet befor we tried to anialate him..." boo answered the correct answer to the question." uummmm, we were just going to, uh....... PADAWAN!! dont ask foolish questions unless they will give me more power!!! aaaarrrggghhhh." all of a sudden, they ran into a bunch of koopas. the koopas immediately started shootingtheir blasters at the two stupid jedi. quickly, the 2 jedis pulled out there shine sabers and started deflecting shots. toady ran up and slashed through a koopa and then kicked thre shell at the others." STRIKE!!!!!!" toady wan yelled. unfortunately, his yell set off the alarm.
" IDIOT!!!" boo yelled at him" now the viceroy will know we want to beat the mushrooms out of him and lock the blast doors!!!!!" quigon continued.
" but master, they ae right behind this door! dont you think that you could use the shinesaber and break open the door? i have a radio with dramatic music to play while you do it!!!" toady wan coaxed." you have dramatic music?!? that changes everything!! turn it on and ill open the door!" he turned on the music. johnwilliams music blasted through the hallways.

on the other side, viceroy waluigi nervously looked athis second in command, lieenant wario. " wario, those losers are about to break through! are only way to beat them is to cheat!!" waluigi screamed." viceroy, you dont have to scream!! but your right. lets cheat!! koopa, go get the droid-defecta's. they will beat the jedi with their defective hardware!!!" the koopa answered" rodger rodger" the droid koopa said.

as the 2 jedi burned through the door, they saw 2 wheels rolling towards them." master, i recognize those 2 wheels!! they owe me money!!!" boo comforted his angry student." anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. do not be angry, it is unjedi-ish. but i know how to fix it. we will kill them!!!" the boo said maniacly." master, are you sure that destruction is right?" " of course im right!!!!! destroy it, now!! it is leaving the wheel form! oh no itsa...... droid-defecta??? thats their secret weapon???" the droid-defectas started firing at the jedi with their faulty targeting system and worthless shielding. toady one walked up to the droids as they fired randomly and poked it with his finger. all of a sudden, it exploded in a wimpy explosion only worthy of the powerpuff girls. thus the jedis were safe." toady one, i think we should run down this hallway dramaticly. they snuck into an airpipe and went to the docking bay to find an army of droid koopas." master, why does the trade federation have an army?" toady one asked nervously. " because, my mushroom-headed apprentice, they plan to invade nabboot." qui-gon said." i think we should sneak into one of their landing ships and find out what their attacking on the ground. they appear to be taking off now, and we are on the opposite side of nabboot as the capital city, theed. quick, sneak into the cargo bay of that ship and we'll see what their up to."


and so they snuck on board a trade federation ship and took off.


FIN
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CHAPTER 2: Teh nameless one =-O


boo and toady-one landed on the surface of naboo. they discovered the hard way the invasion force was big." master, their are a lot of droids. we should be careful and sneak past them to safety in a peaceful, jedi-like manner, right?" toady said." that would be the right thing to do...... but i am sure doing the complete opposite wouldnt hurt. so toady and boo sliced their way through the soldiers untill they were split up." i want to kill the tank, master. may i?" toady one asked. "yes, my mushroom-headed apprentice. i will go dramtically save random inconsequential woodland folk." qui-gon said. and so they ran different directions.

all of a sudden, as boo ran(or floated, it doesnt make sense......) down a woodland area, a tall creature jumped on him. " help mesa, help mesa!!! a biggo tanka is gonna runna mea over....over-a!" as the tank prepared to run them over, boo went invsible, leaving the creature to die. all of a sudden, it grabbed his invisble butt and threw him on the ground. then, to their luck, the tank floated over them." you imbecile creature!!why did ya do that!?!" qui-gon yelled. "mesa scared of bom-bad tanksa. mesa see jedi-sa, and grab him. yousa besa jedi, right...sa???" the annoying creature said. "yes, i am a jedi. what are you?" qui-gon said. then toady one walked over from blowing up the tank." mesa fart-fart binks! mesa your humble servant! mesa follow you for evah, and evah, no matter how annoying mesa is!!! mesa so happy!!" fart-fart said. he was a gungan.

"sorry to break the chit-chat, master, but we have to get going now, in a safe organized, manner, to save the queen of england... i mean, the queen of naboo." toady said. for no real reason, ff said" mesa live unda wata! mesa go their with yousa!!! this waysa!" and so they followed ff to the desert." ff, where is this underwater city of yours? were in the desert!!!" boo yelled. he was very annoyed at the weird creature." oh, mesa just realized, mesa go wrong way. mesa sorry....." ff said. with that, they ran all the way back to the forest, and then eventually, reached the lake." follow mesa." fart-fart said. and then, he dived into the water. toady and boo put on rebreathers, and then followed in pursuit. about 10 seconds and 2 music changes later, they reached the city. it was a bunch of oversized bubbles.

they walked through the bubbles, and upon getting inside, were welcomed with open arms. fire-arms. ff was arrested, and they were sent befor boss france. "ahoh, welcome, to ze lair of, boss france!! fart-fart, your under arrest." b. france said. boo raised his arm to say something." mister boss, he owes me a life debt. does that account for a get-out-of-jail free card?" boss nass thought it over."hhhhmmmmmmmm........ yes. but why do you need him?" the french creature said." so we may navigate the core of this planet. and in case we need a hostage...." qui-gon said."hhhhmmmmmmmm, ok. i will give you a sub-mario. but he may never return again! life-debts only account fora single get-out-of-jail free card!" and so fart-fart was let free, and they all got in the sub to towards the planet-core.

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CHAPTER 3: GUNGANS TASTE GOOD!!!


ff, toady-one, and qui-gon all jumped in the sub-mario. they had to reach theed, the capital of naboo. " fart-fart, do you know what the fastes way to theed is?" qui-gon said."mesa think it is throughsa bom-bad core!!! but, that is bad...sa....." ff answered. "why?" qui-gon said malevolently. "because, theirsa big bad monsters living down their!!! big scary monsters!!!" ff said nervously. "master,"toady said." what if the monsters were distracted?" said the young toad." mesa think they would atacka dah ship!!!" ff said.qui-gon thought about it. then, he had a genius idea."fart-fart, you owe me a life debt, right?? can you help me??" boo said. "oh sure, mesa help you navigate dah ship through bom-bad core, yes?" the dumb creature said. "not exactly the plan i have for YOU!' he said malevolently.

toady and boo drove thru the core. and they were pefectly safe!!! they had tied up fart--fart, and put him on a pole infront of the boat. the monsters followed them trying to get their meal, and never even thought about attacking th ship!! eventually, they surfaced with all the monsters on naboo's capital, theed. by now, toady had gotten very attached to his "pets" and didnt want them to starve." master, they look so hungry!!! a jedi rule says, be selfless and kind!!!" toady one desperately said. even boo had made a couple of monster friends......"well, we have no food for them except......" they started evilly looking at fart-fart. "dont worry, ff, this will only kill you. besides," he ripped of some skin." we can always clone you!!!" ff was very scared now." mesa be good gungan, ,mesa taste AWFUL!!!" he said terrified. "no, actually, these monsters think you are DELICIOUS ENOUGH TO EAT!" and with that, he untied ff's rope and let the monsters eat him."master, are you sure we did the right thing?*ff is being attacked now*" toady said, naiv`e and pure.*his arm is ripped off, and he is dragged under screaming* "yes, my apprentice, we did the right thing. those creatures arent hungry anymore." he said. * ff is now dead, and they are eating his carcas*

the 2 jedi then snuck into the castle to find the princess daisy being held hostage by an army of koopas and droid-defectas. they then jumped dow and attacked. toady one jumped on one koopa, and kicked it through a droid-defecta. meanwhile, boo was desperately trying to jump on a koopa, but was having no luck, since he had no legs. he then just decided to push it with the force, and he hit another koopa, which hit another, etc. anyways, they beat them, and brought the princess to the docking bay. "quick, princess, get into this ship! we must save you and bring you to safety!!!" boo said dramaticly. "no!!! i will miss a pedicure, and i wont get to do an irish jig with phantom and his group of pshycopathic shy-guys, and besides, you need to save my crew!!" she said. "fine, fine. we will save the crew too. yeesh, what a nudgenick!!!" he said. the jedi then went off and saved the crew. then, they took off for space, only to be stuck in the blockade. then, they got hit.
"quick!!! dont you have any droids that could go up their and fix it???" qui-gon said. "well, we have r2........ but he is pretty stupid. always make friends with loser droids, you know....." daisy said. "i dont freakin care!!!! get him to fix the hyper-drive, or i'll make you do it!! and i dont think you can breathe in space!!!" qui-gon yelled. she then had r2 go up and fix the mess-up. then they blasted off to adventure and the planet the jedi lived on, croissant.

FIN
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CHAPTER 3:

and so, they blasted off to crossaint, only to crash-land on tatooine. they wandered around in the desert for a while, then walked into an outpost. they wer searching for a new engine for their ship, since, when r2 fixed the shields, he took apart the generator in stupidity. eventually, they found a good sleazy dealer named wa-toad. he was a toad who was from tatanga land. they were sleazy and ugly, and could somehow fly......"how much for this generator?" qui-gon said."oh, um.......*it was only 4 dollars* uh........3000$!!!!!!" the ugly flying toad said. qui-gon,r2, and daisy gave up and began to meaninglessly wander across town until they met a slave named luigi."i will take you into my home for a low price of 6.50!!!" the stupid boy said.qui-gon answered,"i am a jedi, you know.....i could cut you in half, or worse, MAKE YOU SWITCH TO GEICO!!!!" the jedi yelled evilly."NO!!! NOT GEICO!!!! ok, i make it free...." and so, he brought them to his house, a.k.a, a ditch in the ground. they all sat in the ditch bored until anak.....LUIGI! I MEAN LUIGI!!! luigi said he would pay for the generator by winning a BOD race, where whoever put on their bod lotion fstest won. "you know, BOD-RACES are very dangerous. i saw one on MALASTARE, very, fast, you might spray it in your eye!!!" he cautioned. "dont worry mister ugly face, i will WIN!!!!" luigi said.

the next morning, they rode to the race. their, they met wa-toad who was betting on the race."the boy IS pretty good, but he has NEVER beaten sebodba. he has the record time!!!!they say he is so strong, he just smashes the bottles over the other contestants necks, and then sprays it on himself first to win!!!" wa-toad said. qui-gon realizd that ment, to win, they would need the force. and so, as luigi got into his station, qui-gon went up to advise him." a good jedi uses the force through all problems. but a SMART jedi knows to use a shinesaber." he handed the boy a shinesaber, and said" this will hurt A LOT more than a bottle to the neck...." and with that, he went over to wa-toad and bet the boys freedom on the race."hmmm.......but what if I win?" the ugly flying thing said"hhhmmm......nirmally i wouldnt kill you, but your natural evil says i should make a better trade......i will give you the queen of naboo. how is that?" he said."well, alright." and with that, the race began.

luigi was slicing up racers one way and another, while sebodba was beating the others. eventually, the only ones left were them. luigi just cut him in half. he then won the race and freedom. so, they flew off with the generator and his freedom."luigi, dont you want to say good-bye to your mom? daisy said. "nope. she was a useless character and didnt advance the plot anyways. with that, they flew away to crossaint.
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CHAPTER 4: THE DEATH OF YOSHI!!!!(J/K)


boo, toady, luigi, and daisy reached croissant safely and went to the jedi temple. luigi liked daisy, and didnt want to leave her, though........daisy went off to the capital to, unfortunately, clone fart-fart bac into existence. meanwhile, the jedi and luigi all went to the jedi temple to see if he would make a good jedi. they slowly entered th main room on the top floor. it was the jedi-council's room. inside were the bet jedi in the universe. boo spoke first."master, i ound this boy and a sith on the planet tatooine. the boy, i think, is the chosen one. the sith was a deadly fighter with an evil eye and a strong sense for villainy. i met him on the way back to the ship. i didnt let the author type it because i dont like him. phantom magicly appeared." WHAT!??? FINE, BE THAT WAY! I WILL SPOIL THE ENDING FOR YOU!!" boo had not seen it yet, so he was nervous."please, i wont be mean, just DONT TELL ME THE ENDING!!!"i was felling nice, so i left and returned to finish the chapter. CONT.
"hhmmm.......a sith, you saw? master yoshi said. "yes mister ugly.....I mean, wise old master........" yoshi grimaced. all of a sudden, jedi master ki-adi-moon-you spoke out and said" i dont believe you! the sith cant be back!!!your an evil spy sent by the ith to make us think their back!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" and so, jedi master ki-adi-moon-you fainted from confusion. they through his body out the window because his body on the floor was ugly. they would clone him back anyway....

"master yoshi, i think the boy should be a jedi." qui-gon boo said. then, jedi master Tal spoke out,"how do you know the boy is deserving to be a jedi? has he shown proof of powers we can exploit, ab, i mean, use to help the republic?" boo looked at Tal(aka, windu) and said," give him a test! he will suceed!" and so, Tal picked up his ds and put on play-yan. he then his the screen from luigi." if your so powerful, what am i watching???" tal said. "hhhmmm.........barney?" luigi said. "how could you know??? it wasnt ment to be said outloud! now you'll make me cry....*cries and runs out of room* all the jedi masters gave a collective O_o.........

luigi had passed his test. but no one frekin cared. all they cared about was daisy deciding to go home. she was going to defeat the trade federation on her home planet naboo, and then finish the movie off so i wont get boring. naturally, everybody agreed. luigi would come for no rel reason, boo and toady wod help, and they would ask boss franc and the gungans to please help, or die. sounded like a perfect plan. it pretty much was. they cloned fart-fart, in which case, the plan had a flaw. him. but they dont know that........oh well!! they entered the ship, and all blasted off for naboo to capture the capital.

viceroy wario was talking on a message to his master, sith lord, darth bowser jr.,or, darth bowser for shorter. names. "darth baby, we have naboo!!!" said the vice roy."DONT CALL ME BABY!!!!! IT WILL MAKE ME....* sniffe* NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, WWWWAAAAHHH!!!!! *cries, then tells wario not to screw up, ad that his apprentice darth mario will watch him* DONT FAILL ME AGAIN!" And he hung up.

THE JEDI ARE BLASTING TOWARDS NABOO. THE SITH HAS BEEN REVEALED. TAL IS STILL CRYING ABOUT BARNEY. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT????
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CHAPTER 5: WHEN YOU GIVE A FAT MAN A DONUT PART 2 (FINALE)

daisy, luigi, boo, and toady blasted through space towards naboo. they had made a PERFECT plan. they would trick the french gungans to fight the trade federations army, and while they were eliminated(no more annoying french) the queen, toady, and boo would sneak through the castle and kill everybody who stood against them. of course, EVERY good plan has a flaw........they decided to clone FF back to life.....there in for it now......they landed on naboo and quickly headed to the underground city, only to find it deserted."like, that SUCKS!!" daisy said."mesa know where theysa going in times of bombad doomisms!!! they go to holy placesa!!!" FF said. no one really listened, but they pretended they did and nodded there heads. FF then proceeded to carry them to the holy pace thinga-ma-jiggy.

unfortunately, on there search for the gungans, they had some trouble.....they were heading in the EXACT direction of the special holy place, but all of a sudden, the set dissapeared to the extent of, said simply, all there was was a white back-drop surrounding them. "where did mesa favorite enviromentsa go?" Fart-fart said."well, my idiotic little creature, we OBVIOUSLY started this chapter when either the author had "lazy authors sydrome," or had started the chapter when the author was away. it appears he is asleep/away, and has not completed thinking about details on how the holy place would look......i guess we just do something to get his attention back on the chapter......I GOT IT!" they made there own enviroment, which ended up being something along the lines of the sun. for those who didnt burn to death,(i think one or 2 camera-men, for one reason or another, followed them through the story and burned to death on the sun)i noticed they were there and promptly finished the set, thus letting them find BOSS FRANCE and the Gungans.

they DID find the gungans, after the set incident. now they just had to ask for help."Boss France. help us by letting your gungans die as distraction, or i will impale you." Boo said. for no apparent reason, daisy suddenly stepped forward and said,"I AM THE TRUE QUEEN OF NABOO." "SO!?! WE KNEW THAT ALREADY! NOW SHUT UP, I'M BEING THREATENED!!" the gungan leader said. "die, or let your subjects die!" boo said."hhmmm.....not to hard......SUBJECTS, TO WAR!!!!!!!!!" and so BF agreed to let his soldiers be shot by trade federation enemies, letting the jedi's, daisy, and luigi storm the castle. meanwhile, boss F. promoted FF to head of the army, for "brining peace between se and ugly people."

thus, the battle for Naboo began.

the gungans stood in rows of 200, each with there general standing behind them. the droid army was begining to arive. they began fighting, but were not able to last long. for one idiotic reason or another, droid-defectas looked like they were the greatest weapon EVER MADE. GOD, what a loser species........the jedi and daisy charged into the empty hangar. at this point, toady didn't LIKE luigi, so he picked him up, and threw him in a ship. he then set coordinates for a near-by control ship of droids, that also seemed to be controlling droids fighting the gungans.....anyways, luigi took off, the gungans were wetting themselves, and the jedi and daisy were in a hangar. the jedi walked towards a large, dramatic door. all of a sudden, a man wearing blue overalls, a red shirt, and a red and black mask popped through the door. he ignited his double-bladed shine saber, and flipped towards th jedi."queen, take the long way. we will get this guy, he is a sith. we kill siths, even if they are right and we are wrong." and so, daisy and her troops went towards the long way, and the jedi engaged the sith lord, Darth Mario.

Boo charged at the sith, saber on, and did a low strike. mario flipped over it, only to have toady slashing at his now-positioned chest. he spun wildly and BARELY dodged it. then, he flipped back, kicking luigi down onto a catwalk about 100 feet below. but then, boo impaled him with his shine-saber, slaying him."HA!" qui-gon boo yelled. but, it was not yet over.......a 1-UP mushroom rolled out of mario's pocket, and ended up going down his throat, healing him. he kicked boo backwards, then force-jumped up a floor or 2 onto a high catwalk that ended with a series of laser walls that activated at th worst-possible moments. while mario and boo dueled across the walkway towards the laser, toady one kenobi got up and jumped up to there level. he then began running towards them from the other side of the arena.

luigi was flying towards the battle station. as irony would have it, he ended up with R2 as his helper droid. they dodged through the massive laser fire. luigi was in fetal position, because he was afraid of big green things. laser, planets, some asteroids, himself, and his fireballs would all count. pretty much, he was on auto-pilot......the gungans were being slaughtered. there worst enemies, the droid-defectas, were TO ACCURATE for them, and had TO GOOD shielding. man, i hate those things. i hope they aren't in the sequels........

mario and boo fought. mario did a spin with his 2 blades, but boo went intangible at the last second and dodged. then, boo stabbed AGAIN, but missed. now they were at the lasers. toady was NEARLY there, but as fate would have it, the lasers seperated ALL 3 of them. Mario was VERY tired, being so fat.......boo was tired to, but he NEEDED to win. he started meditating to get his power and force back. meanwhile, the FAR WISER mario sat on his butt. all of a sudden, the walls stopped, and the fight continued. mario was not healed, luigi wasn't able to reach them anyways, and boo was only HALF healed. boo out fought mario, then kicked him back on the ground.mario started laughing and spoke."HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU CAN'T WIN!!! I HAVEN'T BEGUN TO FIGHT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" mario suddenly grabbed a donut from his pocket and chowed down. then, like he had eaten a mushroom, he was healed and grew taller. he then proceeded to step on boo, killing him."AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! THE SMELLY FOOT!!! CANT..........BREATHE.........toady........you must......train......luigi." and he died from stench. mario shrunk back to normal, still healed, THEN the lasers freed toady. toady dived at him, but slipped and fell into a pit at the center of the room. fortunately, he ate his veggies, and was strong enough to flip back up, slicing mario in 2. he had won. at the exact same time, daisy had found vice roy wario, and captured the throne. by a twist of fate, R2 piloted the ship inside the other comand ship, and managed to make it explode. somehow, luigi got control and managed to fly home. the Trade federation had been defeated on all fronts. even the gungan part! they managed to kill ALL of the gungans!!! peace was restored.


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EPILOGUE:AND YOU THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER POST!

there was general jubilation throughout naboo. the droids had been destroyed, the gungans slain, and some ten year-old beat the crap out of old people. now, all that remained was an idiotic song where the boss of the gungans made peace with joy and prosperity to the queen of naboo. only, queen daisy hated boss France, so she had him executed. she figured she was hungry for frogs legs>_>

anyways, peace happened, luigi became toady ones apprentice, and tal eventually stopped sobbing uncontrollably..........

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The grand return! And now I have grammar :) Been WANTING to do this FOREVER>_< Anyways, back on track! W00T!!!!

Episode II: Chapter 1---MAGIC RETURN THINGY OF HAPPINESS!!!!
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Toady-one Kenobi had spent the last ten years training young, still-fairly-stupid Luigi Skywalker to be a jedi. Sure, he didn't have much potential (Aside from being the chosen one) and he had a brain equal in size to an ice-cube, but Toady had promised Qui-gon boo before he died. I think. Meh, we'll assume he did...

Slightly-insane Daisy crash-landed her Escape pod in the Jedi council's main room for one reason or another to much discontent. "Are you CRAZY foo'?!?" said Barney-loving Jedi master Tal. "NO! B-bu-bu-but...You like barney." said Luigi in a mean manner. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!:(" Cried our Tal, running out of the room, swinging his Homosexual-pride Purple lightsaber. "So, like, where is Luigi? He's a loser and I totally wanna make fun of him!" Whined daisy in a high-pitched tone. Suddenly, without much logic or love for Physics, Toady and Luigi flew through the Council window, shattering it onto Tal's seat. A giant hand was chasing them, and stopped at the window, middle finger shooting up. "I TOLD YOU! I MAY HAVE MADE THE FORCE, BUT I DID NOT IMPREGNATE THAT WOMAN! I AM NOT A CROOK!!!" Yelled the unspecified super-natural being. It then suddenly disappeared in a Seizure-causingly bright flash. "Weeeeeeell..." said Toady, in a fairly awkward voice. "Um.. Uh, I heard there was an assasination attempt on Senator Stupidity..." Said Toady. "Aren't we supposed to, ya know, DO something?" He continued. "NO. NO WE DON'T! WE DON'T, THAT DO! SWING THAT WAY, WE DO NOT!!! " Yelled Yoshi, the Midget-esque green leader of the Jedi. Jedi Master Tal suddenly charged into the room, pants off, Swinging his Lightsaber wildly. He dived onto his chair gleefully, mid-air yelling "I SAW THE LATEST EPISODE OF BARNEY!!!! YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!I LOVE---" He suddenly stopped. He had dived head-first into his glass covered chair. "MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!" He yelled, jumping up and falling out the broken window. "Umm....Well, lets just put miss Daisy in an apartment for the night...You two, guard her" he said, pointing at Toady-wan and Luigi.

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