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| League of Possibly Extraordinary Figures; My Orignial Comedy That Pwns joo | |
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| The Assassin {MM2} | Feb 9 2006, 05:11 PM Post #1 |
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ORIGINAL TITLE THAT DOESN'T FIT: The League of Possibly Extraordinary Not-so-Gentlemen-ly figures who wish this title was shorter CHAPTER 1: STICKS AND STONES Merlin (narrator): Welcome one, Welcome all to the League of Possibly Ext- The League, as I shall call it. We now enter the Castle of Bowser, who is having an ordinary day, when something Possibly Extraordinary happens. Bowser: *walks around castle* What an ordinary day! *belches* Merlin: That wasn’t very Gentlemanly. Bowser: What? Who said that????!? *looks at ceiling* Merlin: I’m the narrator. Just go on with the story. You know. Bowser: Ah… yes. *continues to walk around castle, yelling at Koopas* Koopa: *muttering behind Bowser’s back* Fatso. Bowser: I HEARD THAT YOU LITTLE- *View cuts to outside of castle, where one can see the sihlouette of a Koopa being kicked off the top balcony and landing with a crash* *a few seconds later, Bowser is patrolling the dungeon again* Merlin: Haha. Loser. Kammy Koopa: *runs up, panting* Your…Supreme…Ugliness… Bowser: Yes? And thank you for the compliment. Kammy: O_o. We have…found *pant* Peach! Bowser: Yes, I’m sure and Mario and Wimpluigi are right with her, watching her like a dog. Thing. Yes. Kammy: No, Lord Ginormous, she’s alone! Bowser: Are you Pulling my tail? Kammy: No, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Made-Fun-Of!!! Completely alone!!! Bowser: Well, that’s unexpected. I’m quite used to her being with them. To be honest, I don’t know what to do! Kammy: Well, You should probably KIDNAP HER! Bowser: Nah. I think I’ll diiscuss Peace negotiations with her. Kammy: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Bowser: Violence is no solution. Kammy: YOU IDIOT!!!!! STUPID!!!!! DIM-WITTED!!!!! THICK GIANT KOOPA!!!!! Bowser: Sticks and stones may- Kammy: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRR! Bowser: I’ll be going now. Erm… Tidy up a bit, will you? *skips out front gate* |
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| The Assassin {MM2} | Feb 9 2006, 05:12 PM Post #2 |
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K, I have a bunch of the chapters done, so once I get some replies I'll post a new one. |
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| Gan Dragmire | Feb 9 2006, 08:45 PM Post #3 |
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......WHAT JUST HAPPENED??! |
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| Linkmaster_21 | Feb 9 2006, 08:52 PM Post #4 |
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did bowser turn gay? did he go completely insane? or did he wack his head to many times? find out on the next chapter of....whatever this fic is called. >_> lol sorry I had to post that. :P |
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| The Assassin {MM2} | Feb 10 2006, 04:16 AM Post #5 |
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CHAPTER 2: The Narrator is a wizard? Merlin: Yes, I am. If you haven’t noticed, *points to nametag* my name is Merlin. Now to the story. *Official announcer voice* Last time, we left the newly peace-loving Bowser, and we shall now follow Kammy. Kammy: *offstage* Is that my cue? Merlin: *slams head on desk* *sigh* Yes, Kammy. Kammy: *waddles on stage and stuffs script in pocket* Merlin: I cast my evil curse of CAPS LOCK upon you! *a flash of light envelopes the stage, then fades* Kammy: wh-AT?? OH DEAR! Merlin: *ahem* Lines? Script? Kammy: OH YEAH. (actual thing starts now) THAT STUPID KOOPA!!! HE CAN’T JUST RUN OUT ON US LIKE THIS!!!!! *a Koopa runs in* Koopa: Ma’am! We have received reports that Bowser is forming an alliance between us and The Mushroom Kindom! Kammy: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? CALL WARIO, WALUIGI, D.K., KING GOOMBA, AND ANYONE ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF!!!! EMERGENCY MEETING!!! WE MUST RISE UP AGAINST BOWSER!! Koopa: Yes’m. Oh, and to cure that curse, just have a spoonful of Extra-strength hot sauce takes it right away! *runs away, sniggering* Kammy: *pulls out bottle of hot sauce* GOOD THING I TAKE THIS WITH ME EVERYWHERE!!! BUT I DON’T HAVE A SPOON! I GUESS I’LL JUST DRINK IT ALL! *CHUGS HOT SAUCE* YEEOOOOOOOOUCH!! Merlin: Nice one, Koops! Ok, Kammy you’re done. * flash of light again* Kammy: Oh. Ok. That’s nice. Back to story. *climbs up to the tallest tower and looks around* Bowser: *comes skipping bacck to gate* Oh Kammy! Let me in! I brought you flowers!! Kammy: *to Koopa* Execute Order 66. </Star Wars> Koopa: Yes’m *drops Drawbridge on Bowsers head, squishing him* All Bowser’s are eliminated. The republic is ours. Kammy: O_o You mean the Koopa Kingdom. Koopa: *ignites red lightsaber* I don’t think so, Rebel Scum. *view zooms out, and another Koopa, this one holding a red lightsaber flies off the top balcony*[Ok, this time I’m really done.] Kammy: *looks at new Koopa* Okay you are my new apprentice I shall call you… Darth Koopster. [Okay, I lied] Darth Koopster: Yes, My Lord. Kammy: Now Follow me, our guests have arrived. Merlin: *Meanwhile, a hand reaches out from under the drawbridge.* Merlin: That’s the end! Tune in next time for The League assembles. |
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| VoltX | Feb 10 2006, 02:04 PM Post #6 |
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Oh! I think I may have read this back on Nsider! Funny then, funny now! Great job! *Gives you a cookie* |
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| The Assassin {MM2} | Feb 10 2006, 05:04 PM Post #7 |
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Chapter 3: The League Assembles a.k.a. The Troop Congregates a.k.a. You Get the Picture Merlin: I Dunno If any of you are still reading this so bye *walks off* Director: Now what are we supposed to do? Get back here! Of Course They're reading it! Merlin: Oh, alright. *comes back* Director: Now do the official opening. Merlin: Okay! Now, welcome everyone to our third installment, in which some people come, some people go, and others just ummm.. stay. So here we go, take it away Darth Koopster. Darth Koopster: Yes, My Lord. Kammy: THAT’S ME! Darth Koopster: Of course, my lord. Kammy: That’s getting annoying. Darth Koopster: Sorry, My lord. Kammy: … Come, our guests are waiting. *They enter a large room, where a group of evil Possibly-Extraordinary villains are fighting about who’s the evilest* Wario: I be the most evil! Donkey Kong: Oog! Oog! *pounds chest* Waluigi: I am more evil than the rest of thou simpletons combined! King Boo: Bwa! I am more evil zan all of joo! Darth Vader: No, it is I am who am evil. The other ones: What are you doing here??? Darth Vader: There was a call for evil super villains, so I came. Brought the gang too *jerks thumb over shoulder* *Behind him Are Jango Fett, Boba Fett, Emporer Palpatine, and other various baddies* Waluigi: Aren’t all of you fellows deceased? Darth Vader: Crap, we’ve been found out! *they all run away and everyone stares after them* *Meanwhile, a large figure speaks from the darkness* Figure: I have answered your call. Wario: Who be you? *the figure steps out from the darkness, and the gathered villains see that he is wearing a crown and cape* King Goomba: I am The Almighty Jeff! King of Goombas *hops around* FEAR ME!!! *continues to hop and yell* Kammy: *shakes head* Why me?? Why?? *soon or later, after a few death threats by Darth Koopster, everyone had settled down, except for King Goomba* King Goomba: *hops* Fear me!!!! etc... Kammy: Wario, if you would… Wario: It be done. *jumps on King Goomba and two coins pop out* DK: OOG! UGH! *thumps chest* Waluigi: I believe our Primate friend said “A Goomba bank!” *everyone starts Jumping on the Goomba King except for Darth Koopster and Kammy* Darth Koopster: EVERYONE SIT DOWN THIS INSTANT!!! DK: OOG! *runs over and crushes him* Kammy turns them all into dolls with her magic wand and arranges them so they are sat down, at which point she turns them back into real video game characters (there’s an oxymoron)* Merlin: Ok, times up. Kammy: WHAT????? I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET STARTED!! Merlin: Alright, five minutes. Kammy; *thinks about what to say for four minutes and fifty-eight seconds, exactly* Okay He- Merlin: Times up! That’s all folks. Tune in next time to hear Kammy’s Secret Plan to destroy Peach. *the hand under the drawbridge stops moving* *Wario walks in* The,the,the,the,the, That’s all Folks! |
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| The Assassin {MM2} | Feb 10 2006, 05:04 PM Post #8 |
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Yes, XD, I ran out of colors there. The final chapter is ognna be frizkin impossible... |
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| Linkmaster_21 | Feb 12 2006, 01:36 PM Post #9 |
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Legend of LM
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yet again funny.
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