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The adventures of Will and Sweater Vest
Topic Started: Dec 23 2005, 10:21 AM (187 Views)
Darth Villiam
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(taken from my blog series on Myspace, edited so as not to get me in trouble, yes there will be Nintendo related things further on)

THE ADVENTURES OF WILL AND SWEATER VEST

CHAPTER 1

"The story makes a somewhat disturbing beginning"



Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was an extremely bitter and not-so-happy queen, who also had magical powers... (oh crap...)

One day, the queen said to her nearby mirror, "Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all??"

And the mirror, of course, stayed silent, having been bought at Home Depot just the week before. Her butler entered the room, "Oh dear, my lady are you talking to your mirrors again? Remember what the therapist said..." said the butler...

"Never mind that!" said the queen, "Butler, who's the fairest one of all!" The butler pondered and said, "Well I'll go find out..."

"Using some sort of magical spell?" asked the queen...

"No actually just looking it up on google..." and so he went off, and returned with some papers, "Here ya go, fairest one of them all, right here..." and handed her the papers...

"WHAT?" exlaimed the queen., "NOT ME?? WHO IS THIS MAN, AND WHY DOES HE LOOK DAAAAAAANG GOOD??"

"That would be Will," said the butler, "and he himself doesn't look all that great, it's his sweater vest... it somehow magically makes him look dang good.... daaaaaaaaaang good indeed..."

"I MUST HAVE THIS MAGICAL SWEATER-LIKE VEST!" exclaimed the queen, "HAVE YOUR MEN DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET IT FOR ME!"

"But," butted in the butler, "sweater vests are more of a guy thing..."

The queen, not being taken back at all, said sweetly, "Butlers who don't ask questions live longer :yes: ... "

The butler, valuing the ability to breathe, immediantly sent out the queens army of monsters and stuff... no, indeed it was not looking good for Will and the Sweater vest... but you don't get to see how they deal with this till next chapter, STAY TUNED !!!!!!
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(yeah, so this progresses whenever my blog series does, so about daily... if you would like to see the series in its original format PM me)
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