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| Crazendo!; The Crazy World of Nintendo | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 9 2005, 07:52 PM (424 Views) | |
| EvilSpirit | Dec 9 2005, 07:52 PM Post #1 |
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Clone Trooper
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CHAPTER 1 Announcer: Welcome to Crazendo! This is a crazy world where... OH LOOK A DANCING BANANA! Camera:*turns to show the dancing banana from PenutbutterJelly song* Announcer: *picks nose behind camera* Camera: *turns back to him* Announcer: Um... YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT! Camera: *shakes head and holds out a hand* CASH! Announcer: YOU WANT CASH!? Camera: YES! I WANT CASH! Announcer: NO! Camera: GRRR! *Eyes turn red* Announcer: AHH! I AM A HOT DOG! *is a hotdog* Camera: *grabs him and eats him* Ah well now I'll let another camera handle the show while I go try on dresses! Announcer: THIS IS NOT RIGHT! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT NINTENDO! Camera: Ahh shut up! Or I'll turn you into a brownie! Announcer: AHH! I AM A BROWNIE! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ONE DAY IN THE KINGDOM! Mario: WHERE IS MY TOOTHBRUSH! Peach: Stuck in between your teeth. Mario: No it isn't. That is my pinata! *pulls out pinata and a bat* TIME TO GET CANDY! Peah: And rot your teeth. Mario: What teeth? These are potatoes. *smiles showing a bunch of potatoes in his mouth. Wario: I AM THIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Mario: No you arent! *pulls out a air pump from potatoes and makes Wario fat again* Wario: NO! I AM FAT! Mario: Yep! Wario: YOU DIE! *punches Mario* Mario: *flies into the wall* OW! Hey! THE WALL IS JELLO! IT IS SUCKING ME IN! AHHHHH!!!!!!! Peach: Serves you right. Mario: *gets sucked in by the jello* Wario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Mario: *eats the Jello* hey anyone notice how I exercise all the time yet stay fat? Peach: ME! I'll just beat it out of you with this pipe! *pulls out a pipe and lights it then tosses it at Mario* Mario: AHHH A PIPE! *runs* Pipe: HEY! DON'T I GET ANY SAY IN THIS? Announcer: Will I ever get out of the camera? Will I ever be human again? Why did the pipe talk? WHO CARES! THIS IS A WIERD FANFIC! |
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| EvilSpirit | Dec 10 2005, 01:28 PM Post #2 |
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Clone Trooper
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CHAPTER 2: Luigi: *eats pasta* mmm pasta! ![]() Announcer: Um... this is my scene? Luigi: I don't talk to pasta. Announcer: But I am not pasta! Luigi: Everything is pasta. Announcer: THEN YOU ARE EATING YOURSELF! ... I think... Luigi: *bites arm* Yep. Announcer: O_o Oh well... at least it isn't as wierd as last time. Luigi: Whatever you say. Announcer: What? Last time I Got turned into a brownie! *turns into a brownie* DARN IT! Mario: *Crawls in through the doggy door* Hey look a brownie! *Eats it but has a hard time due to his potato teeth.* Announcer: AHH WHY MEE!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bowser: I am going to eat my own hair. *goes to cut any hair he has off* Koopa: *is in bathroom picking nose* Bowser: O_o *grabs koopa and tosses him into the wall* Wario: Hey bowser! I found this booger on the floor. Is it yours? Bowser: YES! ... I MEAN NO!!!!! Wario: Ok..... ...,. well....bye....*turns into a dog and walks out the doggy door* Bowser: O_o that dog had Wario's face O_O Ahh well. *takes out sissors* Mario: Hey Bowser! Bowser: *misses hair and hits horn* MARIO! HOW DID YOU GET IN! I PUT AN ALARM TO KEEP YOU OUT! Mario: *turned myself into a lemon first* Bowser: CURSE THE AUTHOR FOR MAKING US HAVE THE ABILITY TO TRANSFORM AT WILL! Mario: Not at will... only when it's funny. Bowser: ... but it wasn't funny for you to be a lemon. Mario: Oh ... ok....So how did I get in here against your security? Bowser: That is what I asked you. Mario: You did? Kool.... I turned into a lemon. Bowser: BUT IT ISN"T FUNNY! Mario: It is now! *farts* Bowser:...... Wario: WASSUP! I BE CHILLIN IN THE TOILET! Bowser: @_@ *turns into a mouse and runs away* Mario: AHHH A MOUSE! ... I got the perfect solution! MOUSETRAPS! Bowser: .... AHHH!!!! *screams like a and a skirt appears on the mouse* *screams like a again and tries to get the skirt off* Mario: *sets up 3 mouse traps* That should do it! *steps on them all* OWW!!!! *runs around jumping in pain* Luigi: *points and laughs* :lol: Mario: When did you get here? Luigi: Just now. I used the entrance without security. *points at a door that says "NON-SECURITY ENTRANCE"* Mario: Why didn't I do that? I turned into a lemon. Luigi: A lemon? How is that funny? Mario: I FOUND IT FUNNY! Luigi: There is nothing funny about a lemon. Mario: YES THERE IS! Luigi: YES THERE IS! Mario: NO THERE IS NOT! ... Shoot.... Luigi: You are nothing but a ....dummyhead! Mario: *head turns into that of a wooden dummy* NOOOO!!!!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY! Announcer: ... HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Lemon HAHAHAHA... you didn't find me laughing at that! Mario: HA! SEE IT WAS FUNNY! Announcer: No it wasn't! Mario: ![]() Announcer: Will Mario ever be right? Did he ever get the mousetraps off his feet? Why did Link peek in the window? Or was I the only one to notice that? Link: Shhhhh!!!! *runs* Announcer: Ahh well. THIS IS AN ODD FANFIC!!!!!! I hope...
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| Darth Villiam | Dec 10 2005, 01:45 PM Post #3 |
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Official NN Counseler
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0_0.... Mr. T... make things right again.... ![]() Mr. T: I PIDY DA FOO WHO TRIES TO SCARE DA CHILDREN! |
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Drill Hironashi
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Dec 17 2005, 06:55 AM Post #4 |
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Drifting Warrior of the Dark Wind.
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MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!! THEY BURN FROM THE CRAZY WRONGNESS!!!!!!! a lot... |
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| SpeedyZ1 | Dec 20 2005, 08:02 PM Post #5 |
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White Pikmin
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It's crazy but awezome. |
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| SHADOW118 | Dec 23 2005, 10:22 AM Post #6 |
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Bounty Hunter
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this is pretty good!
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<img src="http://www.naruto-kun.com/images/narutotest/shino.jpg" alt="naruto" | |
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| bolto | Jan 4 2006, 06:37 PM Post #7 |
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random smiley: o.o
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write more!!! |
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