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Crazendo!; The Crazy World of Nintendo
Topic Started: Dec 9 2005, 07:52 PM (424 Views)
EvilSpirit
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Clone Trooper
CHAPTER 1

Announcer: Welcome to Crazendo! This is a crazy world where... OH LOOK A DANCING BANANA!

Camera:*turns to show the dancing banana from PenutbutterJelly song*

Announcer: *picks nose behind camera*

Camera: *turns back to him*

Announcer: Um... YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT!

Camera: *shakes head and holds out a hand* CASH!

Announcer: YOU WANT CASH!?

Camera: YES! I WANT CASH!

Announcer: NO!

Camera: GRRR! *Eyes turn red*

Announcer: AHH! I AM A HOT DOG! *is a hotdog*

Camera: *grabs him and eats him* Ah well now I'll let another camera handle the show while I go try on dresses!

Announcer: THIS IS NOT RIGHT! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT NINTENDO!

Camera: Ahh shut up! Or I'll turn you into a brownie!

Announcer: AHH! I AM A BROWNIE!



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ONE DAY IN THE KINGDOM!

Mario: WHERE IS MY TOOTHBRUSH!

Peach: Stuck in between your teeth.

Mario: No it isn't. That is my pinata! *pulls out pinata and a bat* TIME TO GET CANDY!

Peah: And rot your teeth.

Mario: What teeth? These are potatoes. *smiles showing a bunch of potatoes in his mouth.

Wario: I AM THIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mario: No you arent! *pulls out a air pump from potatoes and makes Wario fat again*

Wario: NO! I AM FAT!

Mario: Yep!

Wario: YOU DIE! *punches Mario*

Mario: *flies into the wall* OW! Hey! THE WALL IS JELLO! IT IS SUCKING ME IN! AHHHHH!!!!!!!

Peach: Serves you right.

Mario: *gets sucked in by the jello*

Wario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mario: *eats the Jello* hey anyone notice how I exercise all the time yet stay fat?

Peach: ME! I'll just beat it out of you with this pipe! *pulls out a pipe and lights it then tosses it at Mario*

Mario: AHHH A PIPE! *runs*

Pipe: HEY! DON'T I GET ANY SAY IN THIS?

Announcer: Will I ever get out of the camera? Will I ever be human again? Why did the pipe talk? WHO CARES! THIS IS A WIERD FANFIC!
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EvilSpirit
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CHAPTER 2:

Luigi: *eats pasta* mmm pasta! :yes:

Announcer: Um... this is my scene?

Luigi: I don't talk to pasta.

Announcer: But I am not pasta!

Luigi: Everything is pasta.

Announcer: THEN YOU ARE EATING YOURSELF! ... I think...

Luigi: *bites arm* Yep.

Announcer: O_o Oh well... at least it isn't as wierd as last time.

Luigi: Whatever you say.

Announcer: What? Last time I Got turned into a brownie! *turns into a brownie* DARN IT!

Mario: *Crawls in through the doggy door* Hey look a brownie! *Eats it but has a hard time due to his potato teeth.*

Announcer: AHH WHY MEE!!!!!!


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Bowser: I am going to eat my own hair. *goes to cut any hair he has off*

Koopa: *is in bathroom picking nose*

Bowser: O_o *grabs koopa and tosses him into the wall*

Wario: Hey bowser! I found this booger on the floor. Is it yours?

Bowser: YES! ... I MEAN NO!!!!!

Wario: Ok..... ...,. well....bye....*turns into a dog and walks out the doggy door*

Bowser: O_o that dog had Wario's face O_O Ahh well. *takes out sissors*

Mario: Hey Bowser!

Bowser: *misses hair and hits horn* MARIO! HOW DID YOU GET IN! I PUT AN ALARM TO KEEP YOU OUT!

Mario: *turned myself into a lemon first*

Bowser: CURSE THE AUTHOR FOR MAKING US HAVE THE ABILITY TO TRANSFORM AT WILL!

Mario: Not at will... only when it's funny.

Bowser: ... but it wasn't funny for you to be a lemon.

Mario: Oh ... ok....So how did I get in here against your security?

Bowser: That is what I asked you.

Mario: You did? Kool.... I turned into a lemon.

Bowser: BUT IT ISN"T FUNNY!

Mario: It is now! *farts*

Bowser:......

Wario: WASSUP! I BE CHILLIN IN THE TOILET!

Bowser: @_@ *turns into a mouse and runs away*

Mario: AHHH A MOUSE! ... I got the perfect solution! MOUSETRAPS!

Bowser: .... AHHH!!!! *screams like a and a skirt appears on the mouse* *screams like a again and tries to get the skirt off*

Mario: *sets up 3 mouse traps* That should do it! *steps on them all* OWW!!!! *runs around jumping in pain*

Luigi: *points and laughs* :lol:

Mario: When did you get here?

Luigi: Just now. I used the entrance without security. *points at a door that says "NON-SECURITY ENTRANCE"*

Mario: Why didn't I do that? I turned into a lemon.

Luigi: A lemon? How is that funny?

Mario: I FOUND IT FUNNY!

Luigi: There is nothing funny about a lemon.

Mario: YES THERE IS!

Luigi: YES THERE IS!

Mario: NO THERE IS NOT! ... Shoot....

Luigi: You are nothing but a ....dummyhead!

Mario: *head turns into that of a wooden dummy* NOOOO!!!!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

Announcer: ... HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Lemon HAHAHAHA... you didn't find me laughing at that!

Mario: HA! SEE IT WAS FUNNY!
Announcer: No it wasn't!

Mario: :(

Announcer: Will Mario ever be right? Did he ever get the mousetraps off his feet? Why did Link peek in the window? Or was I the only one to notice that?

Link: Shhhhh!!!! *runs*

Announcer: Ahh well. THIS IS AN ODD FANFIC!!!!!! I hope... :yes:
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Darth Villiam
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Official NN Counseler
0_0....

Mr. T... make things right again....

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Mr. T: I PIDY DA FOO WHO TRIES TO SCARE DA CHILDREN!

Only here for the UNSC
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Drill Hironashi
Drifting Warrior of the Dark Wind.
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!! THEY BURN FROM THE CRAZY WRONGNESS!!!!!!! a lot...
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SpeedyZ1
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White Pikmin
It's crazy but awezome.
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SHADOW118
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this is pretty good! :sonic: :link:
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random smiley: o.o
write more!!!
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trick or treat total: 64 (w00t!) groups ((over))
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