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Random Nitpick 2009: Star Wars and Paper
Topic Started: Jan 11 2009, 07:16 PM (364 Views)
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Paper

Nitpick: If paper is "rarely" used, how do they wipe their arses? Or does everyone walk around with a hand full of crap? And the distinct lack of trees in Naboo? How are they recycling CO2 into O2?
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Bidets are the wave of the future. XD
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Super soakers and blow driers for the first part, and the star wars universe needs less O2, give them more CO and purge the bloated ranks of shit.
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Bidets suck.
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Actually they shoot water up your ass, but the DuraBidets of the Star Wars universe might suck shit out of you as well. >_>
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With a hologram, no less.
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Jan 12 2009, 02:38 PM
Actually the shoot water up your ass, but the DuraBidets of the Star Wars universe might suck shit out of you as well. >_>

Explains why some of those space monkeys are such tight asses.
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Jan 11 2009, 10:16 PM
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Paper

Nitpick: If paper is "rarely" used, how do they wipe their arses? Or does everyone walk around with a hand full of crap? And the distinct lack of trees in Naboo? How are they recycling CO2 into O2?

Ever watch Demolition Man?
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Yeah, but I was half-blinded by manly Rambo action.
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Fair enough.

Until someone has a better explanation for the lack of Tatooine TP, I'm gonna hafta go with the 3 seashells, myself.
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http://i.gizmodo.com/5130116/the-star-wars...high-resolution
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