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The Bad Fanfiction Generator!; Making bad fanfics possible since... now
Topic Started: Sep 2 2008, 05:25 PM (1,179 Views)
NewtypeS3
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Go ahead, post your favorites here. 'Cause I'm seriously wondering how many ideas this sucker has.
To start, a list of ones I've run across...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining World War II and Evil Dead. The story should use rape as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Shrek and the Daily Show. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining West Side Story and Freakazoid. The story should use Arbor Day as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Street Sharks and The Magic School Bus. The story should use a haunted house as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Splinter Cell and Captain America. The story should use suicide as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Metal Gear Solid and Transformers. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sealab 2021 and Evil Dead. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!

And bonus points for creating a quick synopsis for the hell of it.
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Emotionally ruined from sleeping far too long in the true ending of the Army of Darkness, Ash winds up in a world that he did not create. Drafted into an undersea military, Ash is quickly shoved off onto the worst seabase in the fleet.
The year, 2021.
The location, Sealab.
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Carmen Sandiego and DDR... that may not be so bad actually.
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...and a quick post from 4Chan that almost oozes insane levels of awesome:

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"Optimus!" Snake yelled over the radio, firing round after round into the screaming, half-decayed corpses that surrounded him on all sides.
His answer was only static.

Cursing, he looked up just in time to find he was face to face with bared, bloodstained teeth - seconds before Meyrl placed a lucky shot right through an eye, blood spewing from its head as it fell, writhing.
"We're not gonna last much longer, Snake," she hissed. "We need that backup!"
He gritted his teeth, ignoring the fresh lance of pain in his arm. The improvised tourniquet had prevented him from bleeding out, at least...but he'd need stitches for that...

Couldn't think about that now. "God damn it, Prime!" he yelled once more, slightly desperate, "Where the hell -"
A semi-truck barreled through the wall on his left, breaking down thick cement and shattered glass. It barreled into the horde of zombies, horn blaring, its driver shrieking in terrified delight.
Waitaminute...driver...?

"Snake!" Otacon called as the truck rode up next to him. He raised an uncharacteristically cocky eyebrow. "Wanna ride?"
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lol what
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Code: Kirin!

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It was another routine day for Jon Stewart, host of the fake news show The Daily Show on Comedy Central. With the Republican National Convention this week, Jon was all fired up and ready to cover it. "You better get ready McCain. We're going to come down hard, and fast." As he walked into the studio he was confronted with a sight no anchorman should ever see. Someone else in his chair. And not just someone, but an ogre. A familiar looking ogre. "Oh come on! Really?!"

And the ogre turned to him and said, "Really really."
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That MGS meets Transformers is awesome
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Princess Bride and West Side Story. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device!
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sesame Street and Tarzan. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!


... WHAAAAAAAAAT.
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Legend of Zelda and CSI. The story should use pants-shitting as a plot device!


Pants-shitting at how bad CSI is?
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ねぷは..自由だ!!!

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Matrix and A-Team. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!


FUCK WIN, can not describe how...fuck win this idea is.
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hellsing and The Real World. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Mega Man and Green Acres. The story should use murder as a plot device!
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"Just who could have murdred FarmerMan - I mean, that sick bastard took his backhoe too!"
[Megaman whistles softly, trying to slowly walk away.]


Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sailor Moon and Night of the Living Dead. The story should use good characters becoming evil as a plot device!
...I think that one's been done before.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining X-Files and Resident Evil. The story should use Aliens as a plot device!
....I have struck gold, yet do not know either franchise well enough.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Quantum Leap and Super Mario Bros.. The story should use a plane crash as a plot device!
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"Sam! Sam!" Al's holographic form punched away at his rubix-cube-like hand-computer, "Ziggy says you've gotta rescue the princess from the evil King of Koopas, Bowser!"
"...oh boy."


Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Clarissa Explains it All and Command & Conquer. The story should use terrorism as a plot device!
...oh, lord, I can't breathe... ROFL

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Star Wars and Family Guy. The story should use marriage as a plot device!
[Facepalms.]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Night of the Living Dead and Inuyasha. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!
I still can't stop laughing... ROFL

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining James Bond and Oregon Trail. The story should use marriage as a plot device!
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You tried to ford the river! The wagon has tipped over. You lost:
134 pounds of food.
3 oxen.
Jim has drowned.
James Bond has died from a golden laser to the groin.


Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dead Rising and Resident Evil. The story should use Zombies as a plot device!
I... you... wait... what?
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Diff'rent Strokes and Twilight Zone. The story should use puberty as a plot device!

'Nuff said.
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Transformers and Grand Theft Auto. The story should use Columbus Day as a plot device!

Can you picture Vercetti trying to car jack a familiar sixteen-wheeler?

ROFL
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