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Topic Started: May 11 2008, 12:02 PM (542 Views)
ZetaStriker
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Well, 1up has a fourth volume of its 'Worst Video Game Covers Ever' article up, and this one's actually friggin' hilarious. Case in point:

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"YOU KNOCKED OVER MY HENGE! WAAAAUGHBLBLBLBLBL!"

I think I know this guy. He sleeps in a doorway near the corner of Murder and Rape Streets and has long conversations with himself that consist entirely of squawking sounds. I never realized he was a druid.

Little-known facts about druids:

1) They have an excellent dental plan that only covers their upper teeth.

2) They are incapable of growing facial hair and must resort to painting beards on their skin with Wite-Out.

3) Not all druids build henges. What are you, racist?

4) WAAAUGHBLBLBLBL!
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Haropenter Prime
I can't believe the first one was not this.

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Arado Balanga
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What? You can't be tired, you can sleep in the grave.

Megaman was dealt with in the first edition of this compendium.

See here.
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Haropenter Prime
WTF @ Bust-A-Move
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Brawl Brothers was actually pretty good but Peace Keepers was my favorite game out of the series.
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Shinryoma
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I had a Sega Master System II so I remember SMS covers too well. The Strider one annoyed me as a kid. That's not Strider and they got the sword wrong. ><

http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager.offset=6&cId=3158260
Unlike Strider, which had kind of a name for itself, making it all the more bizarre to see its very distinct protagonist portrayed as...this guy. This isn't a case like, say, Mega Man, where the size of the sprite leaves a lot open to interpretation. That you could actually tell what Strider was supposed to look like without visual aids was kind of a big deal at the time.

Hell, they even got his sword wrong. You know, the sword that's actually a part of the goddamn logo.
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Nothing beats the US and EU version of Rockman 1 and 2 IMO. So horrible... XD
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ZetaStriker
May 11 2008, 11:02 PM
4) WAAAUGHBLBLBLBL!

Druids are also Murlocs? XD
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When did pac-man grow a basketball player's body?
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XR
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Ever since it had a possibility of being made into a movie. *remembers the horror*

Augh.
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HNH

http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager.offset=8&cId=3158260

These last two had me rolling.
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Lowe Gear
May 12 2008, 06:53 AM

Those two...made my brain shut down...
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May 13 2008, 12:30 AM
Lowe Gear
May 12 2008, 06:53 AM

Those two...made my brain shut down...

On page 2:

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Megaman (SNES)


LOL WHAT
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Pretty sure they're missing a number... or an extra S...

Yes, SNE!!
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SNEEZE!
PAYSTATION!
HEXAGON!

WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM PLANET CAPTAIN (PC).
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Planet Captain, he's an hero, brings internet security down to zero!
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He's the Internets' manager... (etc...)
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CATCH SOME CHEESEBURGERS AND A COKE LIGHT
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