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| Tweet Topic Started: May 11 2008, 12:02 PM (542 Views) | |
| ZetaStriker | May 11 2008, 12:02 PM Post #1 |
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It's Like You're Carrying the Weight of the World~
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Well, 1up has a fourth volume of its 'Worst Video Game Covers Ever' article up, and this one's actually friggin' hilarious. Case in point: Posted Image "YOU KNOCKED OVER MY HENGE! WAAAAUGHBLBLBLBLBL!" I think I know this guy. He sleeps in a doorway near the corner of Murder and Rape Streets and has long conversations with himself that consist entirely of squawking sounds. I never realized he was a druid. Little-known facts about druids: 1) They have an excellent dental plan that only covers their upper teeth. 2) They are incapable of growing facial hair and must resort to painting beards on their skin with Wite-Out. 3) Not all druids build henges. What are you, racist? 4) WAAAUGHBLBLBLBL! |
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May 11 2008, 12:10 PM Post #2 |
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Haropenter Prime
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I can't believe the first one was not this. Posted Image |
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| Arado Balanga | May 11 2008, 12:21 PM Post #3 |
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What? You can't be tired, you can sleep in the grave.
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Megaman was dealt with in the first edition of this compendium. See here. |
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May 11 2008, 12:55 PM Post #4 |
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Haropenter Prime
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WTF @ Bust-A-Move |
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| gundamtotoro | May 11 2008, 01:20 PM Post #5 |
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Old and Cantankerous
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Brawl Brothers was actually pretty good but Peace Keepers was my favorite game out of the series. |
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| Shinryoma | May 11 2008, 09:35 PM Post #6 |
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デビルマン
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I had a Sega Master System II so I remember SMS covers too well. The Strider one annoyed me as a kid. That's not Strider and they got the sword wrong. >< http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager.offset=6&cId=3158260 Unlike Strider, which had kind of a name for itself, making it all the more bizarre to see its very distinct protagonist portrayed as...this guy. This isn't a case like, say, Mega Man, where the size of the sprite leaves a lot open to interpretation. That you could actually tell what Strider was supposed to look like without visual aids was kind of a big deal at the time. Hell, they even got his sword wrong. You know, the sword that's actually a part of the goddamn logo. |
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| Orochi Kusanagi | May 11 2008, 09:52 PM Post #7 |
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Unlimited Blade Works
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Nothing beats the US and EU version of Rockman 1 and 2 IMO. So horrible... XD |
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| Shinryoma | May 12 2008, 12:34 AM Post #8 |
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デビルマン
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Druids are also Murlocs? XD |
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| cybersynaptic | May 12 2008, 12:58 AM Post #9 |
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Moelicious
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Posted Image When did pac-man grow a basketball player's body? |
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May 12 2008, 03:41 AM Post #10 |
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King of Awesomeness
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Ever since it had a possibility of being made into a movie. *remembers the horror* Augh. |
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| Lowe Gear | May 12 2008, 06:53 AM Post #11 |
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HNH
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http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager.offset=8&cId=3158260 These last two had me rolling. |
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| Nova Zero | May 12 2008, 07:30 AM Post #12 |
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You are not alone.
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Those two...made my brain shut down... |
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Aug 28 2008, 09:43 PM Post #13 |
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Haropenter Prime
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On page 2:
LOL WHAT |
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Aug 31 2008, 05:49 PM Post #14 |
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King of Awesomeness
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Pretty sure they're missing a number... or an extra S... Yes, SNE!! |
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Sep 1 2008, 03:06 AM Post #15 |
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Haropenter Prime
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SNEEZE! PAYSTATION! HEXAGON! WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM PLANET CAPTAIN (PC). |
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Sep 1 2008, 05:20 PM Post #16 |
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King of Awesomeness
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Planet Captain, he's an hero, brings internet security down to zero! |
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Sep 1 2008, 08:30 PM Post #17 |
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Haropenter Prime
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He's the Internets' manager... (etc...) |
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Sep 1 2008, 09:55 PM Post #18 |
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King of Awesomeness
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CATCH SOME CHEESEBURGERS AND A COKE LIGHT |
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