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Kamen Rider NEXT: Episode 2; The Skittering Menace
Topic Started: Nov 16 2006, 07:27 PM (15,626 Views)
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"Y- yes. I am indeed Rao's long lost twin brother who got separated for a long, long time. I am now working with him after an emotional reunion to take down evil forces. He is under police investigation, so he cannot come with us." Sunglasses shift. "Also, Nimbus, according to him, you've got a loud mouth. Keep it shut from now on, and never mention Riders again unless necessary."

"Are you sure that you're not his EVIL twin?"
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Knight slapped his forehead. How dumb is this guy? "No, I am not his evil twin. By all terms and definitions, we are so evil we've run out of evil to be evil about. Our evil is limited by the lack of evil we can commit. We're so evil we've landed on the other side. We're GOOD evil." Knight sighed.
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"No, I am not his evil twin. By all terms and definitions, we are so evil we've run out of evil to be evil about. Our evil is limited by the lack of evil we can commit. We're so evil we've landed on the other side. We're GOOD evil."

"Good evil? Won't that cancel each other out? So are you saying that you're neutral?"
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"No, I'm saying we're good AND evil. Oh come on, I've- I mean, Rao has explained to you already, right? We'll do anything to right this world." Knight rubbed his right hand. It itched. "Anyway..."

He dropped his voice and leaned in. "Ryuhou, I'll be needing some tapping bugs, also, can you arrange quarters for me in Verineer? I need a base of operations that's unhackable via any means with variable security systems." He looked back at Nimbus. "Nimbus, stop visiting the dojo or your life will be in danger. Do not try to contact Rao. Contact me instead. Here is my phone number. It's wired to block out any infiltration attempts so that we can have a secure line."
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"Nimbus, stop visiting the dojo or your life will be in danger. Do not try to contact Rao. Contact me instead. Here is my phone number. It's wired to block out any infiltration attempts so that we can have a secure line."

"Hmm... I don't know. I don't think I can believe you just yet. You need to do something to prove that you have good intentions!"
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Knight buried his face in his hands. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down... He chanted to himself in a feverish tone. "Don't kill Nimbus. Don't kill Nimbus. Don't kill Nimbus..."

And then he looked up. "I'm restraining myself from ripping you into shreds right now with a meat grinder and one of those new 40 horsepower blenders. Are those good enough intentions?"
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"I'm restraining myself from ripping you into shreds right now with a meat grinder and one of those new 40 horsepower blenders. Are those good enough intentions?"

"Hmmm... Nope... You gotta treat us to ramen. Rao always do that. If you do so, I'll believe you."
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"I do n- ngggghhhhh!" Knight caught himself from flinging his rage into pounding Nimbus. "Alright, I'll treat you to ramen. Bloody cheapskates. Anyway, keep my phone number with you. Save it to your memories and destroy any evidence. I don't need the police trying to snoop into my business. At any rate," Knight looked back at Ryuhou, "I'll be needing a new passport, ID, everything. I can't use- I mean, Rao can't use his alias anymore. We'll need at least 2 sets."

"C'mon, let's get some food." Knight led the way to the ramen shop, and was about order Rao's usual, when he caught himself (again), and instead chose, "Tonkatsu ramen, oomori!"
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"Yay! Thanks Knight! Oyaji! The usual please!"

Nimbus was actually enjoying this. Rao's twin, Knight is actually a nice guy. He doesn't get pissed easily like Rao, AND he treated them! What else could a guy ask?
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He believes me... he actually believes me... I'm either the master of disguise, or he's really dumb. Could be both. Or just really dumb. I need to stop thinking like Rao. Think like Knight, think like Knight, think like Knight... He swallowed his food slowly, chewing with each thought. What do I do when a schoolgirl walks by? Rao whistles, Knight grabs buttocks. No! Wrong wrong wrong! Knight IGNORES buttocks. Yes...
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"So Knight, where have you been? Why hasn't Rao told me about you?" asked Nimbus curiously.
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Knight will not harass people, Knight will help old ladies, Knight is not ga- "So Knight, where have you been? Why hasn't Rao told me about you?" Knight sat up straight. "I AM NOT GAY!"

Silence. "Huh, um, like I said, I just emotionally reunited with Rao. I've been, um, busy. Yeah."
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"I AM NOT GAY! Huh, um, like I said, I just emotionally reunited with Rao. I've been, um, busy. Yeah."

"I didn't ask that! Or are you saying that Rao is gay? I know he likes middle school girls."
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"Eh, heheh, no, of course not. I'm just saying. We aren't gay. Neither of us are. We aren't, weren't, never will be. Um. Yeah. Rao likes that kind of stuff, does he, well, I like giant breasts. Yup. Nothing like a pound of meat slapping you in the face in the morning. Nope!" I can feel my own sarcasm dripping off me. This is bad.
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"Eh, heheh, no, of course not. I'm just saying. We aren't gay. Neither of us are. We aren't, weren't, never will be. Um. Yeah. Rao likes that kind of stuff, does he, well, I like giant breasts. Yup. Nothing like a pound of meat slapping you in the face in the morning. Nope!"

"So you like that kind of stuff eh? You should've been here this morning when Rao got caught by this female police. You'll probably like her."
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"Oh really. I'm sure he's harassed her by now. That's what Rao does - disregard anything that doesn't interest him. Not that I would know. I'm Knight." I'm going to kill that bitch and feed her to Nimbus.
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"Why do you keep on saying that you're Knight? I know who you are! You don't need to tell me about it a billion times!"
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"Of course. Just saying. I'm Knight. Knight Lancelot. Sunglasses, purple jacket. Knight. Just saying." Knight mumbled. I'm not schizophrenic.
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"Okay. I get your point now. So are you like Rao too? You know. Special."
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"Special? Yes. I am the Ha- I mean, I am the Blade of Justice! I cleave all that is evil! Ware ni tatenu mono nashi! I am Knight!" Knight spewed forth the lines he had come up with. It was hard, being a good guy.
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"Special? Yes. I am the Ha- I mean, I am the Blade of Justice! I cleave all that is evil! Ware ni tatenu mono nashi! I am Knight!"

"Blade of Justice eh? That's cool! We should be good friends! I can't wait to see Rao again! Having a Hand of God and the Blade of Justice in the same team would be pretty interesting!"
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"Yes, the Hand of God holding the Blade of Justice..." Several customers sprayed their ramen across the table. "We're not gay! Shut up!"

Knight shifted his sunglasses again. "I don't think we'll be meeting up with Rao anytime soon. He will be missing because of the police. Anyway... I suppose we could do an investigation underground for now... I have a feeling that train incident isn't going to be just an isolated incident. Last time we didn't catch those damnable bats, but this time..." No, wait... if that woman knew of the bats... she was there all along, too. That means she would have ways to get notified by when and where these things happen. "Ryuhou, I'll guess I'll be needing some advanced infiltration equipment too. Satellite signals, microwaves, everything."
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...

Right as Mao was about to actually enter the building, she heard an obnoxious voice inside call out loudly enough for her to pick up on a few key words.

"Sexual harassment? Leg job??" she uttered, right before the door opened and some strange man walked out past her, eating a donut.

Walking inside, Mao blinked at the mess as she walked up to the front desk.

"Did I miss something exciting...? Hey, is Motorola in?"
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Not amused.

"Yes." The Desk Attendant said. "Go right in if you want to see her."

Down at her office, Motoko let out a sigh as she strolled back into her office. "Yo disciple, I hope I haven't been keeping you." She said as she set her nightstick on the table. "I had something to take care of really quick."
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The mirror never lies
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Suddenly the taste of this object became boring....and it wasn't very tasty! Pulling the pole from it's mouth, it "tossed" it away, the slab of metal, that was once a stop sign plowing throw a car.

Standing in a slump, it dashed down the street until it came across another object from the ground, that hung over the path. The bright light hung over the sign, was the same as that old tasting object. But then it changed. And then it changed again. And again. And again.

Becoming annoyed, the unhumane thing, rose it's and towards the stoplight, and in a flash of light, the stoplight exploded, and fell towards the ground. As for the rest of it, it rendered it's claws deeply into it, knocking it over, and stamping into the dirt.

"My God!? What is that thing?" one of the stand-bys cried out.
"It's tearing up the street here!"
"I'm calling the police~!"
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