Useless things that people have Invented

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Useless things that people have Invented
Topic Started: Jul 5 2007, 12:46 PM (349 Views)
Toas	Jul 5 2007, 12:46 PM Post #1
I don't like people...I tolerate them. Posts: 312 Group: Administrator Member #24 Joined: June 6, 2006	Every single day, people invent something new and totally fucking pointless. We can't escape it, it just keeps happening over and over and over again. The shelves of stores are lined with bullshit that no one really needs. It's fucking sickening. So, I have taken it upon myself to create a list of things that people have invented that we could all do with out. 1. Variants of Milk Where I live, there's one kind of milk, it comes from a fucking cow. We now have like 3 different kinds of milk. Here's an interesting one, Lactose Intolerant milk. Well if you're lactose intolerant you CAN'T DRINK MILK, what the hell is in the carton? Get that shit away from MY milk. Soy milk. I swear, I was ordering a cappuccino once and someone asked me if I wanted soy milk in it. My fist stopped, shaking, right in front of their face. I swear I was this close to just forcing their nose to the inside of their face. I have drank soy milk before. It isn't fucking milk. It's juice. Soy Juice. People just call it soy milk because if you say Soy Juice, it almost makes you want to gag. Get this shit away from me, give me my fucking milk. The only choice I should have to make between milk is white, or chocolate. That's fucking it. 2. Bottled Water You know what water should be? A goddamn drink. Something you put in a fucking glass, drink and then leave it. Now, companies have started whoring out one of our basic needs. They need to cut it out. Fuck bottled water, why would anyone drink this shit? It's filled with chemicals. I will be enjoying some nice tap water, assholes Oh, and in case you didn't notice, they have nutritional facts, on the back of the fucking water. How stupid do they think we are? They even have the gall to have ALL the zeros next to everything. They have grams of fat for shits sakes. You know what that says to me? That somewhere I can buy water with chunks of fat floating in it. Fuck this shit. Oh, and Aquafina? It isn't a brand name. It;s a foreign langauge. It means "The End of Water as we Know it." 3. http://www.whizbiz.com.au/ This is the epitome of stupidity, Really, who is going to fucking buy this shit? It defines useless. Jesus, this pisses me off to no end. I mean, think about it really, would you really want to spend money for something that changes the way you piss? Here's what you do women, find a bush, bend down and piss like you normally do. This is supposed to make it less awkward looking. Believe me, there is nothing you can do to make public urination less awkward. Especially this. Look how it works, you fucking take off your pants, slide it under your underwear and pee into the top part and it flows into the thin part and out the hole. Well what the fuck? How is that more convenient than just pissing normally? For fucks sakes this has to be a sign of the apocalypse. There's no way something like this can be invented and NOT mean the world is just going to end. Well, that's the top 3 useless inventions so far. I'll keep this updated. As wel all know, bullshit comes along every day, in big heaving piles. Sooner or later I'll find something just as stupid, or more stupid than those 3 items, until then this has been Toas, and I rest my fucking case.



yakattack	Jul 8 2007, 11:54 PM Post #2
Member Posts: 44 Group: Members Member #177 Joined: July 8, 2007	I agree... Bottled water is such a waste of money!!! I could buy SODA for the SAME price as WATER! How much does that sound messed up? 100%!
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Toas	Jul 9 2007, 06:58 PM Post #3
I don't like people...I tolerate them. Posts: 312 Group: Administrator Member #24 Joined: June 6, 2006	At a theatre, water is FOUR MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS!



Mike	Jul 9 2007, 07:10 PM Post #4
Ultimate Member Posts: 2,430 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: June 28, 2005 What Browser are you using? Mozilla Firefox	Its $5 at a theater I used to go to..and its only a 12 oz. bottle!!! I don't even buy soda or snacks at the theater.. I go to a dollar store or a convenience store and pick up a bottle of soda and a bag of popcorn and walk in with the stuff in my pockets. They haven't caught on yet! B) When I went to see a play in Manhattan, at Broadway... It was $6 for a bottle of water... $4 for a small bottle of juice or a cup of punch... and $3 for a pixie cup of soda and they demanded that no outside food or drinks be brought in to the theater! At Broadway, they sold alcoholic beverages which I have no clue how much that cost...nor do I know how much snacks were. The part I didn't like was, when you buy their really overpriced soda or anything in a cup.. you HAD to drink it at the bar. The only thing they allowed at your seat was bottled shit which cost more.
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Brandon	Jul 9 2007, 09:43 PM Post #5
Frequent Flyer Posts: 109 Group: Members Member #33 Joined: June 23, 2006	I suppose you could just walk around town with a glass full of water. Oops, I tripped and it all spilt and I broke my glass. Well god damnit, too bad I couldn't have just used a piece of fucking plastic to have my water in.
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Toas	Jul 9 2007, 09:46 PM Post #6
I don't like people...I tolerate them. Posts: 312 Group: Administrator Member #24 Joined: June 6, 2006	You're so fucking brilliant aren't you brandon? Man, it's as if it's impossible to not actually pay for your fucking water and instead just pay for a container, and fill it with free tap water. Try be a little more logical next time.



Xander	Sep 20 2007, 02:47 PM Post #7
HTMedia Member Posts: 21 Group: Members Member #172 Joined: July 4, 2007	lol Brandon we're not complaining about bottles we're complaining about the water



Toas	Sep 20 2007, 02:50 PM Post #8
I don't like people...I tolerate them. Posts: 312 Group: Administrator Member #24 Joined: June 6, 2006	Really, I was complaining about the fact that water, a natural resource, suddenly started to cost 2.50 for like 250 ml.



\|..:Matt:..\|	May 13 2008, 07:12 PM Post #9
I fucking rule. Posts: 90 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: June 28, 2005	We should start, I dunno, actually filtering tap water correctly again. Clean water won't cost much more in taxes, and it'll be worth it with all of the money you'll save from not having to buy it in jugs, bottles, etc.
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jaunty_mellifluous	Sep 7 2008, 10:02 AM Post #10
Frequent Flyer Posts: 162 Group: Global Moderators Member #242 Joined: January 15, 2008	Bottled Water is a good thing actually. Because you can't find clean drinking water at many places.
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Mike	Sep 7 2008, 04:28 PM Post #11
Ultimate Member Posts: 2,430 Group: Administrator Member #3 Joined: June 28, 2005 What Browser are you using? Mozilla Firefox	jaunty_mellifluous Sep 7 2008, 10:02 AM Bottled Water is a good thing actually. Because you can't find clean drinking water at many places. Even at restaurants, if you order a water, chances are you'll get tap water - how would you know how 'safe' their water is? Then again, if you don't order a water to drink, most foods require water - right? So I guess you'd be screwed either way :o
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jaunty_mellifluous	Sep 9 2008, 07:51 AM Post #12
Frequent Flyer Posts: 162 Group: Global Moderators Member #242 Joined: January 15, 2008	Hmm yea. But the trend here is that they bring Bottled water when you order water.
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\|..:Matt:..\|	Jan 7 2009, 01:20 AM Post #13
I fucking rule. Posts: 90 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: June 28, 2005	jaunty_mellifluous Sep 7 2008, 10:02 AM Bottled Water is a good thing actually. Because you can't find clean drinking water at many places. That's what I'm saying. You should be able to. It'd only cost cents more in individual taxation, and the filtering technology would more than pay for the money and resources wasted on plastic bottles, manufacturing, actually buying it, etc. For the time being, I use a PUR filter, personally. Aquafina is the water that isn't good enough to go in the Pepsi, and my lips aren't going anywhere near that crap. Edited by \|..:Matt:..\|, Jan 7 2009, 01:21 AM.
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jaunty_mellifluous	Jan 7 2009, 07:27 PM Post #14
Frequent Flyer Posts: 162 Group: Global Moderators Member #242 Joined: January 15, 2008	I see your point. But not amount of filteration can make sure than clean water will reach at the user end. Many things can go wrong, like leaked pipes, water contamination, dirty water containers, hubs that keep water once it reaches there.
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