Rant 4/10/04: Looking for Coffee Flavored Coffee?

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Rant 4/10/04: Looking for Coffee Flavored Coffee?; You won't find it at Starbucks.
Topic Started: Jan 7 2006, 03:05 AM (226 Views)
\|..:Matt:..\|	Jan 7 2006, 03:05 AM Post #1
I fucking rule. Posts: 90 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: June 28, 2005	Posted Image Starbucks sucks. I'm tired of hearing about how great it is. What exactly is so great about it anyway? The fact that they're overpriced? Or that they have special names for their sizes? Maybe it's their variety of flavors. I don't know, so I'm going to analyze it. First, the flavors. I went to the Starfucks website, and found that they do indeed have many flavors. However they lack one. In all of their decafs, and mochas, they left one out, and that just happens to be COFFEE. That's right, Starbucks doesn't even sell regular coffee. What right do they have calling themselves a coffee shop? Bullshit. Also, another thing that completely makes my blood boil is the size names. Like a tall, which is actually the smallest thing they got, you know, so you don't feel guilty about paying way too much for a twelve ounce cup of coffee. Then they take the medium and large and give them the grand names of "grande" and "venti". What the fuck? Buying a cup of coffee shouldn't be an attempt to make myself look fancy, it should be BUYING A FUCKING CUP OF COFFEE. Can I have those size names in English please, asshole? Don't complicate people's lives by trying to hide the fact that your coffee sucks so much you have to give the sizes special names for them to sell. Don't buy shit from Starbucks. If you do, you are a moron. It's cheaper to make that shit yourself, and it'll probably taste better. Before anyone decides that I'm wrong about these people being money hungry fuckheads, consider this fact. Most of their coffee is grown using underpaid third world labor. Yeah, that's right, Starbucks is just one big giant fucking sweatshop. So piss off with your opinion. Starbucks sucks. No one can argue that statement. Oh, and Howard Schultz, Posted Image I rest my case. Posted Image
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