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| Omri | Dec 31 2010, 07:41 PM Post #1 |
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Hail Sir Post-A-Lot !
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Greetings, pastlings! This is Omri – your friend.. FROM THE FUTURE! You must be asking yourself, 'wow! Omri that's amazing! How is life IN THE FUTURE?' well, this is the exact reason I have made this topic. To give you insight about life.. IN THE FUTURE! In the future, WE HAVE MOTHERFUCKING HOVERCARS. Yup. You heard. We ride them like gangsters! Its too bad you pastlings cant enjoy these beautiful, beautiful machines! ![]() In the future, Judaism has won the great war of religion. Muslims pussied out and Christians died out. Now, there are jews everywhere! EVERYWHERE! This is one of the reasons why the future is so wonderful. For everyone except zeeshan, ofcourse.. Another thing we have in the future - ROBOT SLAVES. Developed by the wonderful people of 4chan, the first idea was to use them to supply sexual desires. But, jews being jews saw the profit in this and have upgraded them to be fully-functional slaves! Robots are mankind's bitch in the future. But they arent delivered by ships.. but BY SPACESHIPS! Because thats how we roll in the future. We roll like spacemen. 'But Omri? The middle east? Whats happening there, is it fixed yet?' thank you for asking such a wonderful question! In the future, the middle east looks like this. ![]() 'Omri, fuck the un interesting shit. Hows it lookin for technology?' well, in the future, everyone uses macs now. We all realized pcs are terrible and switched to a mac. If you dont have a mac in the future, you will be exiled to new jersey. New jersey hasnt changed by the way, but it's really difficult to find what exit to take. It makes people crazy.. 'Oh god! And video games? Please tell me video games are still good!' In the future, we decided video games are retarded. We now all play card games. This ofcourse upsetted Microsoft, which is exactly why bill gates decided to begin building a colony in the moon. He has indeed built a colony in the moon. Shortly after, president obama nuked the moon. In the future, we have adapted to live moon-less. Sure, it gets cold as fuck and dark at nights, but we manage! 'No moon you say? Fascinating. Tell us more!' It would be my pleasure, folks. In the future, Canada was sick of being USA's hat. It has detached itself from the states and is now an island continent. It is now referred as great britians copycat. That's all folks. Feel free to ask any questions you want about the future and I will answer them! |
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Dec 31 2010, 07:43 PM Post #2 |
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Mclf1
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Wow... Omri actually did NOT epic fail for once... see you in the future jewboy |
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Dec 31 2010, 08:21 PM Post #3 |
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Very interesting topic but I'm ready to refute this. First off, why was this posted to this forums in 2010 if it's from the future? Wouldn't this message not appear until then? Secondly, hover cars using turbines seems ridiculous, lets use magnets. As for religion, after the 2012 frenzy dies off, which it will no doubt will, I feel a lot of religious hooplah will die out. I would love to see a future where innovation and thinking were not guided or hindered by a religious mindset - note, I'm Christian myself. Robot slaves are cool and all, but why "slaves," per se. Why not something like a robot butler, that sounds so much more humane and would clearly work out. Bahahaha at The Middle East. If I were to experience a world in which the minority OS/Brand overtook Windows which has a market share near or above 90%, I would begin a personal vendetta to rid the world of that faggotry - no offense Tom, you may keep your Macs because you use them for good. Phasing out video games, an incredibly powerful part of media now, would be near impossible. Video game sales rival and exceed movie sales and many other things. Hit games like Call of Duty Black Ops made $650 million in the first 5 days of release. There's no way profits of this magnitude would be replaced with... card games. Are you kidding me? As for a Moonless Earth, we wouldn't simple adapt to it, we would be destroyed. Also, Presidents may only be Presidents for 8 years (10 total if they're promoted from VP for 2 years), so in a future where we have hover cars and the Middle East is nothing more than a giant hole in the dirt, Obama would have not been President for several decades, if not a century. I understand Cananda's frustration with being America's hat, but look at like this - the cat covers the brain. Needless to say, Canada is part of the North American continental plate and wont simple detach from us. We have a greater chance of losing California - which I'm all about. Now that I've torn this post to bits, it was a good read and a great laugh. I'd love to see more of this, Omri - good job :) Edited by Chris, Dec 31 2010, 08:22 PM.
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| Omri | Dec 31 2010, 08:28 PM Post #4 |
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Hail Sir Post-A-Lot !
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I.. i'm going to sleep. |
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Dec 31 2010, 10:32 PM Post #5 |
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All this time I thought TIME was simply a perception of a transcendence of events moving forwards in progressive unison, but now I realize that TIME is simply a matter of separate instances in which one can be further ahead in sed progressive unison. I am glad your future seems to have turned out so well for you personally, Omri. I look forward to joining you in this intriguing time period you speak of. |
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