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Make Me Laugh For 30k
Topic Started: May 16 2006, 08:56 PM (490 Views)
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title says it all...
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chaosvirus1
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pUrE A cHaOs oF cReAtUrE
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says what?

ok that was stupid..(just like j00)
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Your such a noob compared to me,omfg look at my stats you noob.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!

My range is better than your strength!!!

omg what a noob

Did you laugh?
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? lol.......................
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omfg i farted




























































lol... 30k MUST BE MINE!






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lol i was jk. did i make u laugh pl0xy?
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will i ever reach 3000 posts?
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dude, this story is true

i came off the bus, tired and everything, and i startt walking home. then, as i walk to the path that my house is at, i notice a indention in the grass. I scuttle over, and i see, in big red letters. ERUPTION! It was on a dvd cover (porn). I start laughing, but then, my breath gets knocked out of me as an old man gives me a stiff arm. He grabs the dvds, stuffs them in his jacket, and sprints off. this all happened
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I go down, you go down. Kay bitch?
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GF barb, im guessing you missed that shark.
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wtf...?
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poop.
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boogerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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On career day I got stuck with a hooker :dance:
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still havent laughed
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Here's a not-so-true story that will get me 30k.

So, there's 3 girls on an island. A Red-head, a brunette, and a blondie. They got stranded on this island after a terrible plane wreak. Then, they happen to stumble over a magical lamp. Well, since there were 3 of them, the genie decides to grant them each 1 wish. So, the Red-Head goes first, and she says, " I wish that an airplane would take me away from this place and fly me home. So off she went. Next, the runette said, " I wish I was on a luxury cruise ship sailing away from here. And off she went. So finally the blondie said, " Jezz, it sure is lonely here. I wish that they were both back here on the island to keep me company, so I dont have to be deserted by Myself" And so it was done--








































And if that didn't get me 30k , here's this....






































So, in the forrest one day, there was a frog and a bear walking towards each other, but they were on oppisite sides of a curve, so they couldn't see each other. When all of a sudden, they trip over a log, and a genie appears. Well since theres only 2 of them, and not 3, and he can't give one more wishes than the other, he decided to grant them each 3 wishes. So, the bear went first. This bear being a very masculine bear said, "I wish all the bear in this forrest were female except for me", so then the frog, being as cool as he is, said, " I wish I hade a motorcycle hemlet, because they look so cooooool". So, then the genie goes onto his 2nd wish. The bear says, " oh no no no, I wish all the bears on this continent were female except for me." And so it is done. Then the cool little frog says, " I wish I a had a motorcycle to go with my helmet" So he mounted his motorcycle, and waited. Then the bear said " oh no no no no, I'm sorry, I wish all the bears in the world were female except for me. " And so it was done. Now the frog having the last wish thought to himself. "Man, I dont like bears very much". So he said to the genie, " As my final wish, I wish all the bears in the world were gay" And then he quickly drove off.----
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i've heard that one before :(
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May 17, 2006 - 9:51 am
i've heard that one before :(

Look at the 2nd one I edited in. That original. :D


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So, in the forrest one day, there was a frog and a bear walking towards each other, but they were on oppisite sides of a curve, so they couldn't see each other. When all of a sudden, they trip over a log, and a genie appears. Well since theres only 2 of them, and not 3, and he can't give one more wishes than the other, he decided to grant them each 3 wishes. So, the bear went first. This bear being a very masculine bear said, "I wish all the bear in this forrest were female except for me", so then the frog, being as cool as he is, said, " I wish I hade a motorcycle hemlet, because they look so cooooool". So, then the genie goes onto his 2nd wish. The bear says, " oh no no no, I wish all the bears on this continent were female except for me." And so it is done. Then the cool little frog says, " I wish I a had a motorcycle to go with my helmet" So he mounted his motorcycle, and waited. Then the bear said " oh no no no no, I'm sorry, I wish all the bears in the world were female except for me. " And so it was done. Now the frog having the last wish thought to himself. "Man, I dont like bears very much". So he said to the genie, " As my final wish, I wish all the bears in the world were gay" And then he quickly drove off.----
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I made him laugh 30k plz
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