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| Tweet Topic Started: May 16 2006, 08:56 PM (490 Views) | |
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May 16 2006, 08:56 PM Post #1 |
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title says it all... |
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| chaosvirus1 | May 16 2006, 09:14 PM Post #2 |
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pUrE A cHaOs oF cReAtUrE
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says what? ok that was stupid..(just like j00) |
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| big ears 4 | May 16 2006, 09:16 PM Post #3 |
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Your such a noob compared to me,omfg look at my stats you noob.![]() NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!! My range is better than your strength!!! omg what a noob Did you laugh? |
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May 16 2006, 09:19 PM Post #4 |
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hunter22
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? lol....................... |
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| chaosvirus1 | May 16 2006, 09:19 PM Post #5 |
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pUrE A cHaOs oF cReAtUrE
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omfg i farted lol... 30k MUST BE MINE! read on: lol i was jk. did i make u laugh pl0xy? |
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| ray | May 16 2006, 09:25 PM Post #6 |
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will i ever reach 3000 posts?
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dude, this story is true i came off the bus, tired and everything, and i startt walking home. then, as i walk to the path that my house is at, i notice a indention in the grass. I scuttle over, and i see, in big red letters. ERUPTION! It was on a dvd cover (porn). I start laughing, but then, my breath gets knocked out of me as an old man gives me a stiff arm. He grabs the dvds, stuffs them in his jacket, and sprints off. this all happened |
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| chaosvirus1 | May 16 2006, 09:32 PM Post #7 |
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pUrE A cHaOs oF cReAtUrE
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wtf...? |
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| Spazun | May 16 2006, 09:49 PM Post #8 |
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poop. |
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| 0azn_archer0 | May 17 2006, 08:15 AM Post #9 |
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boogerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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| doomhamster1 | May 17 2006, 09:40 AM Post #10 |
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On career day I got stuck with a hooker
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May 17 2006, 10:03 AM Post #11 |
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still havent laughed |
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May 17 2006, 10:45 AM Post #12 |
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Bob Returns
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Here's a not-so-true story that will get me 30k. So, there's 3 girls on an island. A Red-head, a brunette, and a blondie. They got stranded on this island after a terrible plane wreak. Then, they happen to stumble over a magical lamp. Well, since there were 3 of them, the genie decides to grant them each 1 wish. So, the Red-Head goes first, and she says, " I wish that an airplane would take me away from this place and fly me home. So off she went. Next, the runette said, " I wish I was on a luxury cruise ship sailing away from here. And off she went. So finally the blondie said, " Jezz, it sure is lonely here. I wish that they were both back here on the island to keep me company, so I dont have to be deserted by Myself" And so it was done-- And if that didn't get me 30k , here's this.... So, in the forrest one day, there was a frog and a bear walking towards each other, but they were on oppisite sides of a curve, so they couldn't see each other. When all of a sudden, they trip over a log, and a genie appears. Well since theres only 2 of them, and not 3, and he can't give one more wishes than the other, he decided to grant them each 3 wishes. So, the bear went first. This bear being a very masculine bear said, "I wish all the bear in this forrest were female except for me", so then the frog, being as cool as he is, said, " I wish I hade a motorcycle hemlet, because they look so cooooool". So, then the genie goes onto his 2nd wish. The bear says, " oh no no no, I wish all the bears on this continent were female except for me." And so it is done. Then the cool little frog says, " I wish I a had a motorcycle to go with my helmet" So he mounted his motorcycle, and waited. Then the bear said " oh no no no no, I'm sorry, I wish all the bears in the world were female except for me. " And so it was done. Now the frog having the last wish thought to himself. "Man, I dont like bears very much". So he said to the genie, " As my final wish, I wish all the bears in the world were gay" And then he quickly drove off.---- |
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May 17 2006, 10:51 AM Post #13 |
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i've heard that one before
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May 17 2006, 10:54 AM Post #14 |
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Bob Returns
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Look at the 2nd one I edited in. That original.
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May 17 2006, 11:14 AM Post #15 |
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Bob Returns
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![]() I made him laugh 30k plz |
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