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Laugh Your Head Off At This
Topic Started: Nov 24 2007, 06:26 PM (352 Views)
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I have had enough of Avatar! As this letter will make clear, given a choice of having Avatar drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them or having my bicuspids extracted sans Novocaine, I would embrace the pliers, purchase some Polident Partials, and call it a day. Avatar wants to create a mass psychology of fear about an imminent terrorist threat. It gets better: It believes that autism is a noble goal. I guess no one's ever told it that it believes that all it takes to solve our social woes are shotgun marriages, heavy-handed divorce laws, and a return to some mythical 1950s Shangri-la. Unfortunately, as long as it believes such absurdities, it will continue to commit atrocities.

Avatar's behavior might be different if it were told that to it, acting like an inhumane moocher is a lot of fun. Of course, as far as Avatar's concerned, this fact will fall into the category of, "My mind is made up; don't confuse me with the facts." That's why I'm telling you that I hate it when people get their facts entirely wrong. For instance, whenever I hear some corporate fat cat make noises about how a knowledge of correct diction, even if unused, evinces a superiority that covers cowardice or stupidity, I can't help but think that I am not up on the latest gossip. Still, I have heard people say that Avatar is planning to promote the sort of behavior that would have made the folks in Sodom and Gomorrah blush. This does not bode well for the future, because its stories about mysticism are particularly ridden with errors and distortions, even leaving aside the concept's initial implausibility. Avatar's anal-retentive attempt to construct a creative response to my previous letter was absolutely pitiful. Really, Avatar, stringing together a bunch of solecistic insults and seemingly random babble is hardly effective. It simply proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that if you've read this far, then you probably either agree with me or are on the way to agreeing with me. No one likes being attacked by rebarbative pettifoggers. Even worse, Avatar exploits our fear of those attacks -- which it claims will evolve by the next full moon into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks -- as a pretext to practice human sacrifice on a grand scale in some sort of wily death cult. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that name-calling and a general lack of respect for the opinions of others are a clear indication of insecurity. Its bootlickers probably don't realize that, because it's not mentioned in the funny papers or in the movies. Nevertheless, I and Avatar part company when it comes to the issue of irrationalism. It feels that laws are meant to be broken, while I think that if we are powerless to act honorably, it is because we have allowed Avatar to base racial definitions on lineage, phrenological characteristics, skin hue, and religion. If I am correct that other flippant brutes are also consumed with a desire to pass off all sorts of sordid and obviously egocentric stuff on others as a so-called "inner experience", then knowledge is the key that unlocks the shackles of bondage. That's why it's important for you to know that it's unholy for Avatar to sacrifice children on the twin altars of lexiphanicism and greed. Or perhaps I should say, it's ridiculous.

Wanting to force Avatar's moral code on the rest of us is one thing, but why would anybody possibly want to drive us into a state of apoplexy? Well, I'm sure Avatar would rather impair the practice of democracy than answer that particular question. Just don't expect consistency from an organization that is completely and decidedly moonstruck. Some empty-headed, malicious opportunists actually contend that without Avatar's superior guidance, we will go nowhere. This is the kind of muddled thinking that Avatar is encouraging with its slurs. Even worse, all those who raise their voice against this brainwashing campaign are denounced as dastardly sensualists.

To be fair, I am tired of hearing or reading that if Avatar kicks us in the teeth, we'll then lick its toes and beg for another kick. You know that that is simply not true. While we may all pray for a perfect utopian world in which everyone is holding hands and singing "We Are the World" in perfect harmony, the reality is that it looks like Avatar confuses entertainment with learning. I challenge it to move from its broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise. I can only change the world for the better if Avatar's mentally deficient, gloomy retinue is decimated down to those whose inborn lack of character permits them to betray anyone and everyone for the well-known thirty pieces of silver.

I should note that Avatar proclaims at every opportunity that it'd never turn the social order upside-down so that the dregs on the bottom become the scum on the top. The organization doth protest too much, methinks. According to Avatar's distortions, distractions, and outright deceptions, Avatar's peuplade is looking out for our interests. Fortunately, most of the people who are seriously interested in preserving our civilization know that the reality is that Avatar maliciously defames and damagingly misrepresents everyone and everything around it. There's a word for that: libel. Avatar does, occasionally, make a valid point. But when it says that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold, that's where the facts end and the ludicrousness begins. Let me close by reminding you that the statements I made about Avatar in this letter are in earnest. I will not equivocate. I will not excuse. I will not retreat a single inch. And I will be heard.


Hahahaha! Who is this guy kidding? Seriously, I think he was kidding... I'm not sure.
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I don't think he was kidding....

Where did you find this anyway?

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Actually he did say he was kidding... But the way he talks makes me not believe him.

I got it from the Avatar forum at tv.com.
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Seriously? He's kidding? Man, I want him on my debate team... lol

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He actually used a site with pre-made arguments where you just insert the subject and it'll make you seem smart...
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....Ok, give me a very large sword and the address of this guy. I'll try and make the way he goes out as painful as possible. Either that or simply out-debate him...
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...What?
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He better be kidding. -__-+



I mean so much BS all over a simple Nickelodeon Cartoon.
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Nov 24 2007, 04:01 PM
He actually used a site with pre-made arguments where you just insert the subject and it'll make you seem smart...

I was about to say, that had way too many big words to be normal.
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i dont get it
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Nov 24 2007, 09:07 PM
i dont get it

It's not supposed to make sense.
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