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Thing the Avatar Gang would never say
Topic Started: May 7 2006, 07:11 PM (4,270 Views)
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:aang1: Katara is my best friend, but I want to be more than friends with her.
:sokka1: Must... resist... urge... to sing... Shania Twain songs...
:aang1: But If I tell her our friend ship...
:sokka2: There's a ship for Aang and Katara just being friends? What's it call, Aantara?
:aang3: ...Will be gone for good!
:sokka6: All this romance is killing me..
:katara1: Hi everybody!
Both: HIIIII Katara!
:katara1: Wow look at the sky. There has to be more stars than we have numbers to count. Of course, you have to be able to count higher than four. *coughSokkacough*
:sokka3:
:aang1: Avatar Rouko told me that only the bravest of all the Avatars get a star up there
:sokka4: Simba, all the great lions of Pride Rock have a star...
:katara1: You'll be up there Aang, just wait.
:aang5: Katara that's not true and you know it, look at all the pain and suffering I have caused just by not being here for the last hundred years.
:sokka6: ANGST!
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HAHAHAHA!! Simba ^^...

:sokka6:: You know who you are. You are my son, and the one true king

:aang5:: that's not true! I'm not!

:sokka6:: I SAID YOUR THE KING YOU UPTIGHT LITTLE BASTARD! NOW GET GOING!

:aang3:: *sighs* Thats it, I'm going with mom.
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hahahaha!!!!!

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:zuko6: These goddamned Rubix cubes! They continue to elude me...just like the Avatar!

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:zuko6: What do you mean by a 'small detour'?

:iroh3: *thinking* Remember, simplify with Zuko. Use as few syllables as possible.

:zuko6: We have to catch *coughCharazardcough* the Avatar! What don't you understand about that!

:iroh3: Zuko, YOU seem to be the one confused here...

:zuko6: You're not going to make us go all the way around another glacier, are you? Are you! Damn you and your “scenic routes”!

:iroh1: We simply need to restock in the nearby village. It's small, but it'll do. We've run out of nearly all of our basic needs. Food, supplies, ...tea...*cough*...lotus tiles....

:zuko3: Tea? How much tea could you possibly drink? No, forget it. Don't answer that. I'm going for a walk.

:iroh2: A walk? Where?

:zuko2: Around the deck. Where else would I be able to walk? Right off of the ship?

:iroh3: If only...

:zuko2: What?

:iroh1: Nothing. Go blow off some steam. And I don't mean literally...

:zuko3: Very funny.

:iroh4: I thought it was...
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Hhaa, we all thought it was Iroh.

Aang: ...uhh...katara...I have something to tell you.
Katara: Sure!
Aang: uh...come closer..
Katara: yes?...

*the two of them are inches away until suddenly--*

Aang:...did you just fart?! :aang2:
Katara: OH SCREW IT! I'm going with Haru!!

:haru4:: SCORE!
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:iroh4: It's time to raid the port!

:zuko3: GO Uncle Go! Don't let morales stop you!

:iroh4: I'm even going to let the crew have 'fun' with the villagers!

:zuko5: ...'fun'?

Crew: Alright, you all better do the Macarena RIGHT this time, or we’re going to torch your village!

:zuko1: Oh.

:iroh1: :Okay, we need milk, eggs, fish, cheese, and flour. Oh, and buy any lottery tickets if they’re selling them.

:zuko2: What fun.

:iroh1: Why don't you go prance around?

:zuko3: Hah! Firebenders don’t “prance”...only elves do that!

Legolas *prancing* I’m Queen of the Elves!

Villager: Hey your stealing our apples!

:iroh6: SO?

Villager: Why is it that you can steal hordes of apples, but I get slammed for stealing just one?

:iroh4: It’s not who you know, it’s who you can reduce to cinder!

Villager: We have a problem.

:iroh3: So do I.

Villager: Oh?

:iroh4: Okay, so if a train leaves a station heading west at 9:30, and another train leaves a different station heading *east* at 10:30...

Villager: You can't just come into our village and start stealing things! We work hard to make this place self-sufficient...

:iroh2: “Self-sufficient”? That sort word choice belongs in Bissel commercials.

Villager:...and by stealing all of our food, you're disturbing the balance!

:iroh2: Okaaaaay...so now we’ve gone from Bissel to The Lion King....

Villager:Although, you Firebender people seem to like throwing off the balanceon a larger scale!

:zuko4: Iroh tips the ship walking from one end of the deck to another!

:iroh6: Haha.

Villager: Fire Nation sucks!

:zuko6: You dare insult the Fire Nation?

Villager: Yep! And what are you going to do about it? Set me on fire? Woo, I'm so scared! But do it! Humor me! There are no other Benders here to stop you.

:iroh3: THIS is one of the “Ten-Stupidest-Things-You-Can-Do-In-Avatarland”, topping “Challenging Bumi” and even “Out-Doing Katara in Waterbending!

:zuko6: Is it a fight you want?

Villager: Well, well, well. Have I challenged the prince, of all people? *crowd forms*

:iroh3: Is Zuko THAT well known? And would challenging any OTHER person who can roast you alive be any LESS stupid?

Villager: We're not afraid of you, Zuko.

Crowd:You *dumbass*!

Villager:We've heard all about you. Homeless, dishonored, scarred...trying to catch the Avatar, are you?

:iroh2: These hicks are up-to-date...what do they read, The Enquirer? “Boy Found Alive in Iceberg After a 100 Years! Details Inside!

Villager: *sticks toungue out*

:zuko6: *Gets even madder*

:iroh1: ...back...away...quickly...

Villager: We've seen him and his coterie...two of the Water Tribe, a flying bison, and a lemur. He RUINED our village’s ONLY cabbage stand! And we've also seen Fire Nation ships on his tail. Aang likes to leave breadcrumbs, for humor’s sake. You're a little late.

:zuko6: If you continue to talk, I can assure you that your next words will be your last.

Crowd: Girl, SHUT UP.

Villager:I'm not scared of you. You're just a banished prince. What harm can you do here?

:iroh6: That’s it. You win the “Most IDIOTIC OC ever created”. That’s hard to do, with all the Mary Sues running around these days, but this villagers refusal to back off from BLATANT danger, even at the risk of horrible injury or death, wins her the title. Congrats!

:zuko6: *roasts villager on spot* Does anyone else wish to challenge the Fire Nation?

Crowd:*silence*

:zuko3: Damn straight.

:iroh5: I just want my tea...







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HAHAHAHHA!!! God robot mule, talk about writing a friggen novel!
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Far to much my friend...
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haha, I'm disgusted...and yet....amazed.
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:zuko6: (chasing after aang) COME BACK HERE!
:aang1: RUN AWAY!
Kenny walks into the room and gets killed by Zuko
:aang1: OH MY GO! YOU KILLED KENNY! :aang6: YOU BASTARD
:aang6: (destroys Zuko)
:azula5: Oh Aang! That was so manly!
:aang4: (in deep voice) well baby I got a special place for you and me.

(2 hours later Aang and Azula walk out of a buring forest, panting0
:aang4: Well that was certainly...invigurating
:iroh5: Aang! How could you!
:aang5: I'm sorry!
:sokka2: Awkward!
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:aang7: what?....HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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