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Thing the Avatar Gang would never say
Topic Started: May 7 2006, 07:11 PM (4,271 Views)
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:iroh6: Stop arguing or I’ll force you to sleep together!
:zuko3: T_T; Just when I thought the “bull machine” line couldn’t be topped for it’s “WTF??1!!one1" factor, Iroh surprises me with THIS one. Jesus... Uncle, are you on *crack*?
:aang7: What’s this about virgeenitity?
:zuko4: Heh, guess they didn’t have a “Family Life Education” program at the Southern Air Temple.
:katara2: Aang, how old are you again?
:aang7: (hiding the booze behind his back) Why do you ask, hehe? :aang4:
:zuko6: SEE! She needs to know so she can...
:iroh6: Zuko! You’re going to have to sleep with Katara!
:sokka4: A fate worse than death. Looks like Iroh shares his brother’s cruelty.
:katara3:
Is the very model of mental health.

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HAHAHAHAH!!!!
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:azula1: STUF-ALL OF YOU!


...stuf, Azula? :zuko2:

:azula2: .... :azula1: STFU*
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Dinner at Zuko's!
:katara1: Now That I'm princess the perks just keep coming!
:zuko10: Katara! Honey! Come here and give me a kiss my sweet little, princess, you beautiful little...
:sokka3: Oh...so many awful ways I could end that sentence...urgh...can’t choose....
:katara1: Uh! Zuko! Honey bun! Sugar Lump! Darling! Baby cakes! Asshole–er, I mean...! Meet our guests!
:aang3: Ah, the banished prince, Zuko, how very nice to meet you.
:katara3: Yeah. Bring up Zuko’s painful banishment. I’m sure that’ll put him in a good mood.
( :zuko6: thinking) How soon can I kill this man? :zuko4:
:aang4: Did I mention I can read minds?
:zuko5: Um...Very well then, Let the feast begin! Sokka! Come sit next to me! Aang, sit next to Katara!
:katara3: Yeah, that’s a smart idea, Zuko. Put the hawt Avatar next to your fiancé, while *you* sit next to an ugly water tribe boy. Unless...that was his *plan*...
:zuko1: You must be quite the worldly man...I’ve bet you’ve seen many, *many* things...
:sokka2: I suppose...
:aang1: My, what long tables you have.
:sokka6: I am ashamed of my nation because *we* do not have tables this long!
:katara3: And so it begins...
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*shrugs* I dont know, I spelt stfu as stuf by accident and was too lazy to change it XP.

*Sokka walks in while Aang and katara play patty cake*

:katara4: :aang4: Miss Suzy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell.
Miss Suzy went to heaven and the steamboat went to
:sokka1:: *GASP*
Hello operator,
:sokka4: *sighs*
please give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me I will chop off your
:sokka1:: *GASP*
Behind the 'fridgerator,
:sokka4: *sighs*
there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy sat apon it and she broke her little
:sokka1:: *GASP* dies...
Ask me no more questions, I'll give you no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom, pulling down their
Flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park,

:iroh4: :azula2: :zuko4: :sokka4: :song4: Katara and her boyfriend Aang are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, DARK DARK DARK!!

:katara3: :aang3:

... :katara4: :aang4: Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea.
Darker than the underwear my mommy put on me.
I know you know my mother.
I know you know my pa.
I know you know my sister with the 80 dollar bra.
My father is a lawyer, my mother wears a thong.

:katara3: My brother is the stupid one who made me sing this song...

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:zuko3: Jun, I need you're help capturing the Avatar.
Jun: WHAT! The Avatar? Are you nuts?
:iroh4: So the doctors tell me!
:zuko6: He’s only a little boy, I think you can catch him.
Jun: Prince Zuko, if he’s only a little boy, I think that the prince of the Fire Nation can get him.
:iroh2: Yeah, Zuko, what’s up with that?
:zuko3: Acme products keep backfiring on me...

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HAHA!!

and chant is weird but its hilarious, but I think I like the other one better...

Boys are cheets and liars!
They're such a big disgrace
They will tell you anything to get to second
baseball, baseball, thinks hes gonna score!
if you let him all the way then you are a total
horeticulture studies flowers
geologist studies rocks
all guys wants is a place to put his
cockroaches beetles butterflies and bugs
the only thing a guys wants is a giant pair of
jugglers acrobats and a dancing bear named " Chuck"
all a guys really wants is FORGET IT NO SUCH LUCK!

:iroh3: :zuko3: :aang3: :sokka3:

haha! I've seen the hot chick way too much :katara4:
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How Aang and the gang really met Toph...
:aang4: Hey Sokka! There's a cute girl here!
:sokka6: Aang’s crush on Katara is pretty obvious, but really, this is pushing it!
Toph: You're Aang right?
:aang1: *thinking* How does she know my name? Did Appa get drunk and start blabbing my secrets again?
Toph: Are you Appa’s owner?
:katara3: DUH.
Toph: You had him parked in a “red zone”...I should give you a ticket for that!
:aang6: You don't need to see my identification.
Toph: I don't need to see your identification.
:aang6: This isn't the bision you've been looking for.
Toph: This isn't the bision I've been looking for.
:aang4: So...hey! How’d you know mine and Appa’s name?
Toph:Uh, you’re wearing nametags?
:aang4: : Oh, right!
:sokka6: HEY! You’re a Fire Nation spy!
Toph: No I'm not.
:sokka6: Yes you are!
Toph: But I'm blind! And kickass!
:katara1: Wanna join the team!
Toph: Sure!
:sokka5: But...
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Haha, poor Sokka... :aang4:
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:jet5: Yes, poor Sokka! *Whispers* :jet4: Traitor..
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