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| Tweet Topic Started: May 7 2006, 07:11 PM (4,264 Views) | |
| Akemi_Mizuki | Jun 16 2006, 04:19 PM Post #211 |
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Needless to say, I am never buying one of those again... | |
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| AvaGirl | Jun 19 2006, 09:11 PM Post #212 |
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That is soooo wrong, lol. Oh well! *very perky* Here's mine! Hey Katara! Yes Aang? Where do babies come from? uhhhhh... Zuko can tell you that! What can I tell him? Where babies come from! Well... *pulls out 2 hand puppets* when the mommy fairy and the daddy fairy love each other VERY much- You watch Fairly Odd Parents WAY too much, Zuko. SO??!! You have a problem with that?! Uh... yeah, kind of. But where do babies come from?! Let's just say that when 2 people really like each other, they strip and then have sex, and then you get the babies in 9 months. Yeah, what she said! Oh... but WHERE do they come from??? Katara... you're the girl, you show him! I'm sure you'd like to see that, wouldn't you? Uh, maybe. I'm leaving *leaves to go do something else* It's no fun without Katara... *leaves also* But where do the babies come from!!!???
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| Lieselle | Jun 19 2006, 10:33 PM Post #213 |
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I told you last week Aang, no shuddap!!!
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| Robot Mule | Jun 20 2006, 04:06 AM Post #214 |
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Part One: The Fans Robot Mule: Fellow fanatics, it is time for the first annual meeting of...us. Lieselle: Wheeee. Robot Mule: I get the sense that we're not very enthralled, here. More then have the members aren't here! Iggy: Oh, you know. Just the woes of being obsessed with a cult entertainment franchise. PrinceZuko: You mean besides unquenched frustration, chronic insomnia and social isolation? Akemi_Mizuki:You forgot writer's block PrinceZuko: Oh yes, that too. britti.idiot: Isn't that enough? Robot Mule: Ooh, ooh! Quote! Lieselle: Quote whee! The Big K: I make a motion that we ban all intravenous quoting from these meetings. Robot Mule:Come on...don't tell us you've never spontaneously quoted while in a crowd of the non-educated. Drawing Maniac: Of course. But it's much funnier when in a crowd of non-fans. Iggy: Well, since nobody has seconded the motion, I'll have to deny it. rogueuk: Such angst! With all of this anger, why do we even bother being fans? Lieselle:Well, there are great episodes and great moments... The Big K:Which provide material for great fanfic and fanart... Robot Mule: You know how sad that sounds? PrineZuko:What? Robot Mule:Being fans, we spend all our time studying people who don't exist, writing material that can never be published, and spending money on items with no useful purpose. Akemi_Mizuki:What would we do instead? Feed the hungry? Care for the elderly? Drawing Maniac: But that would involve us being productive members of society! Robot Mule: Don't laugh readers! You're doing it right now! Iggy: Who's she talking to? Lieselle:I think she's schitzophrenic. ratattuta: You know what I'm tired of? All you shippers. All you think about is kissing this and sex that and blah blah blah! Don't your worries ever consist of something other than shallow relationships? Iggy: DON'T PISS OF THE SHIPPERS! Robot Mule:Why don't we each go in turn and say what we're feeling at the moment? *All start talking angrily* Robot Mule:That's...very interesting. How do you think you should solve this anger problem? The Big K:Does my answer have to include "kill" in it? Robot Mule: I know lets kill the creators! rogueuk: Hmmm...that might work. Iggy:Compromising, yet violent...I like it! Prince Zuko: How about next Thursday? Akemi_Mizuki:I'll bring my stealth bomber! Robot Mule:Bwa-ha-ha...all is going according to plan... to be continued... |
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| ignite444 | Jun 20 2006, 07:48 AM Post #215 |
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*Falls over laughing* I'm a shipper, so yeah, don't piss me off! |
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| Lieselle | Jun 20 2006, 07:02 PM Post #216 |
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*has died of laughter* Jackbot, you've convinced me that you pwn all. Lieselle: Wheeee. Robot Mule: I get the sense that we're not very enthralled, here. More then have the members aren't here! they never are. And I'm with iggy, DONT piss off the shippers XD I'm a shipper...and I can get pissed. |
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| ignite444 | Jun 20 2006, 10:33 PM Post #217 |
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People here call me iggy, most call me iggy-chan. Lol! Hey Sokka, wanna see my ding-a-ling? Hell yeah! Ok! *Pulls out of bell and rings it* Like it? Why do I even bother trying.. *Walks away* Hey wait, Sokka, are you sure you don't want to see my salami? It's huge! No thank you... Fine then, I'll go show Katara, she's a girl, she'll enjoy it! Wow, that is huge! Mind if I...? Go right ahead! Mmm... This is tasty! KATARA!! NOO!!! *Comes running back to find Katara eating a huge stick of salami with Aang* Uh... Nevermind... What did you think I was doing? Sucking on his penis? God you are sick Sokka...:toph4 *Giggle* She said "penis." |
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| Robot Mule | Jun 21 2006, 05:22 AM Post #218 |
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Part Two of three: A General Congregation of Characters Hear ye, hear ye! The first annual meeting of characters is commencing! President Iroh residing. Roar. Okay, first order of business. Someone here had a complaint that Azula was "not how they imagined her." Uh, yeah, that was me. So what's the problem? Yeah I uh, saw the fan art and your not how I imagined you. Well, if you can imagine a better Azula, then invite her here so I can kick her ass. Next topic. Actually, on that note, some mom's organization is filing a complaint against us. Why? We're 'toxic' ....And that's our problem how? They should blame the creators. So what should I say in the return email? Tell them that we're monsters, and we'll eat them if they bother us again. Hey, that brings us to our main topic...when animators suck! Anybody got horror stories to share! We have the same voice actor! Creepy...*All begin talking angrily* Fellow cartoons, from what I'm hearing, we could go on like this for hours. But we must do more than just complain...we must do something about it! I make a motion that we eat all the creators! I second that motion! Well, I make a motion that we bash their skulls in. Second the motion! We'll take a vote. All those in favor of eating them, say "grrr." All those in favor of bashing their skulls in, say "argh." Damn, it appears we have a tie. I have an idea. Let's bash their skulls in and then eat them! So, does both bashing skulls in and eating them sound like a good idea? No...I'm a pacifist, and I think we should buy them all Ben and Jerry's. ... ...:sokka4:... ... ... ...Urge to destroy world rising... Nah, I'm just kiddin' yah. Let's bash the bastards! Sounds like a plan! How does next Tuesday sound? Can't. But Thursday is open. Meeting adjourned. See you all next month! Roar.Robot Mule: Hahahaha! And so it shall begin! to be continued... |
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| Akemi_Mizuki | Jun 21 2006, 03:48 PM Post #219 |
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Wow... I hardly ever spoke in that meeting. Hmmm... interesting. Do I have a stealth bomber? (goes to check) Oh, I do! Wait... how did that get there? Probably the same way the box of hand grenades, 44 magnum, plastic explosives and the Desert Eagle... hmm... THANK YOU SANTA!
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Needless to say, I am never buying one of those again... | |
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| Robot Mule | Jun 25 2006, 02:59 AM Post #220 |
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Part Three! Evil Executive: The 1st Annual General Congregation of Creators is commencing, so sit down and shut up! Bryan Konietzko:Um, I have a question. Why are you heading this meeting? Michael Dante DiMartino:You're not a real creator. You're just an oppressive creatively-challenged tyrant who happens to financially control our limited means of artistic expression. Bryan Konietzko: And you're Satan. Evil Executive: And whose fault is that? Now onto higher budget and therefore more important matters. Edwin Zane will read the minutes from the previous meeting. Cultural Consultant/Edwin Zane: What previous meeting? I thought this was the first. Evil Executive: Silence Mortal! Cultural Consultant/Edwin Zane:... Aaron Ehasz/Head Writer:The elipses! You did the evil elipses! Cultural Consultant/Edwin Zane: ... Aaron Ehasz/Head Writer: STOP DOING THE ELIPSES!! Andrea Romano/Voice Lady:I think it might help if you explain why elipses are evil. Aaron Ehasz/Head Writer:They're space fillers! Nothing but convenient punctuation to indicate that the writer doesn't have anything useful to say! They're nothing but WRITER'S BLOCK PERSONIFIED!! I DON"T CARE! Michael Dante DiMartino:...You've skipped another Caffiene Addicts Anonymous meeting, haven't you? Aaron Ehasz/Head Writer: I can handle it *eye twitches* Andrea Romano/Voice Lady:I received word back from the National Physics Association...they said they refused to make a full day be 35 hours long. Michael Dante DiMartino:But when are we supposed to sleep? Bryan Konietzko:Especially on days right before deadlines? Aaron Ehasz/Head Writer: Caffiene good. (Eye twitches) Michael Dante DiMartino:I propose we take it out of the writers' salaries. Bryan Konietzko:But we're already only giving them water, breadcrusts, pencils and paper! Michael Dante DiMartino:Take away the pencils. They can always mutilate themselves and write in their own blood. Cultural Consultant/Edwin Zane: Aren't you a writer? I think you're hurting Ehasz's feelings. Aaron Ehasz/Head Writer:Huh? I'm sorry...was I supposed to be paying attention? Andrea Romano/Voice Lady:Okay, so that problem's fixed. Anyone else got an issue to discuss? Michael Dante DiMartino:I realized why the fans hate us. As "creators," all we do is take the work of the writers (who are the real creators), tweak the story and characters until they're too dismembered to resemble anything creative. The Track Team: So what do we do? Michael Dante DiMartino: I was suggesting that we kill all the executives. At least then we won't all be screwed. Evil Executive:It's not my fault! Commercials are to blame! All television programming is based upon commercials! It's the fault of our capitalist society! OUT WITH CORPORATE AMERICA, IN WITH THE AGE OF COMMUNISM! Bryan Konietzko:Evil executive, you have made our lives a living hell, so we're going to kill you. Iggy:So, we meet again! Andrea Romano/Voice Lady: Fans? What are you doing here! PrinceZuko:Creators, you have made our lives a living hell, so we're going to kill you. Creators, you have made our lives a living hell, so we're going to kill you. And eat you.Aaron Ehasz/Head Writer: This is really really disturbing. Bryan Konietzko:Indeed...it appears we have many enemies. Michael Dante DiMartino: Why is everyone trying to kill us?! Robot Mule:Because I have written it so!It is I, the Omnipotent Author of the Puppet Show! I am lord and master of you all, BWA-HA-HA-HAA!!! Akemi_Mizuki:What the...okay, this is way too metaphysical for me. Lieselle: Less talking more killing! Michael Dante DiMartino:Wait, you can't kill us! Without us, there would be no cartoons...or Fans, for that matter. Bryan Konietzko: Why don't we just go with our original plan and kill off all the executives? Big K: That's a great idea! Drawing-Maniac:Hooray for genocide! Evil Executive:(Buried beneath massive onslaught) Robot Mule Alls well that ends well. The End |
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| ignite444 | Jun 25 2006, 08:01 AM Post #221 |
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What, I'm not good enought to get more then one line? Lol! |
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| firebeendingqeen2 | Jun 27 2006, 04:58 AM Post #222 |
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haha! you pwn jackbot!!! PWN!!! |
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| Akemi_Mizuki | Jul 2 2006, 04:44 PM Post #223 |
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Stop complaining, ignite. I sounded like a wuss with only one line. So RAWR! |
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| Lieselle | Jul 2 2006, 05:26 PM Post #224 |
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iggy-chan? HAHAHA!! O my god, I'm totally calling you that every day of my life now. IGGY CHAN! |
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| ignite444 | Jul 2 2006, 06:16 PM Post #225 |
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I like that better than just "iggy" anyway. :P |
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: Sokka... will you go with me in a smelly old tent, and have sex?
: Sure!
: *Just looking at the tent*
: ............................................*falls down and faints*
Where do babies come from?
uhhhhh... Zuko can tell you that!
What can I tell him?
Well... *pulls out 2 hand puppets* when the mommy fairy and the daddy fairy love each other VERY much-
You watch Fairly Odd Parents WAY too much, Zuko.
Oh... but WHERE do they come from???


I told you last week Aang, no shuddap!!!










Hey Sokka, wanna see my ding-a-ling?
Mmm... This is tasty!
KATARA!! NOO!!! *Comes running back to find Katara eating a huge stick of salami with Aang* Uh... Nevermind...
Roar. Okay, first order of business. Someone here had a complaint that Azula was "not how they imagined her."
So what's the problem?
Actually, on that note, some mom's organization is filing a complaint against us.
....And that's our problem how?
They should blame the creators.
We have the same voice actor!
Fellow cartoons, from what I'm hearing, we could go on like this for hours. But we must do more than just complain...we must do something about it!
I make a motion that we eat all the creators!
I second that motion!
Well, I make a motion that we bash their skulls in.
Second the motion!
Damn, it appears we have a tie.
And eat you.
8:33 AM Jul 11