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Thing the Avatar Gang would never say
Topic Started: May 7 2006, 07:11 PM (4,266 Views)
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:toph2: "enter the ham"?

:iroh1: perhaps this would explain all the hlaf-bread pig animals in zuko alone.

:aang3: crazy pigs...had to do it with every farm animal they came into contact with....
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WTF?!?!!? haha! :momo11: you scared momo into never having kids!

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:katara1: Hahahaha!

:zuko1: What?

:katara1: Oh nothing...Zuzu.

:zuko12: I hate it when people call me that.

:katara1: *Smurksmileevillaughsmurk*

:zuko10: I kinda like it when you do it though...

:katara2: OMGWTFHOMINAHOMINA *Brian esplode*

:zuko10: I love reverse psycholgy.

:aang1: On to the fic!

:toph3: When last we left off Zuko had been character raped,

:zuko9: Happy feeling gone. That is it, I'm leaving!

:aang5: But you can't!

:katara1: How can we make fun of you If you're not here?

:zuko12:

:katara1: Err...

:aang1: What Katara means is: We need you Zuko.

:zuko9: Really?

:aang4: Really really.

:zuko9: Alright. But lets get things straight first.

:aang4: Okee dokee!

:zuko9: One, I would never fall for this Mary-Sue person. I might eat her though. Two: I am not gay Three:

:iroh1: OK I'm bored! On word!

:toph3: Jet was taked prisoner by Azula,

:katara3: I think that's a good thing...

:toph3: and we got an oddly spelled terrorist group.

:iroh2: Ow, just ow.

:sokka5: Do we have to read this?

:aang1: It's eather read this or this strange fic about you and I sharing a hamock! Whatever that means.

:sokka3: Can I choose not to participate?

:aang6:

:katara3: Fine. It's almost over anyway.

:aang1: *reading*Yes, Father is saying that the bomb that exploded last week was planted by the Interhamwe," Azula said. The Interhamwe was the name of the army that the rebels named themselves.

:zuko9: Interhamwe was the best they could come up with.

:toph3: That's sad.

:aang1: They all knew that the Interhamwe was the name of the

:katara2: Clown reject school?

:aang1: Rwandan army, but they all felt like as if the Rwandan genocide was happening to them.

Robot Mule: No, just the genocide of the Avatar fandom. (On a serious note, the Rwandan genocide isn't a joke, so stop using it in your fic. Also the Interhamwe was responsible for the massacres!)

:aang1: "I don't think I can hold

:katara1: My nose any longer. Get some deodorant.

:zuko9: Ha freakin ha.

:aang1: out undercover very long,

:sokka7: A face like mine just can't be hidden.

:aang1: Father found the Manifesto in my room," Azula said

:iroh4: *As Ozai* Azula, how often must I tell you to ask before you borrow the "Joy of Cooking"?

:zuko9: Gah the ginger bread acsident...

:aang1: "Tell him that you were just studying

:katara1: Torture methods!

:aang1: "I did," Azula replied.

:toph6: Now I know how to roast them properly, starting with you!

:aang1: "As much as I want to continue with this conversation,

:katara1: -She's a floozy for attention.

:aang1: but I think the Fire Lord will make you

:sokka3: Come to your senses by burning some intelligence into you?

:iroh3: Like that ever works.

:zuko12: Hey wait a second!

:iroh2: Um...

:aang1: if we don't start this "important" meeting," Pheonix implied.

:iroh1: *As Ozai* They RSVP-ed, they better not be late! My food will get cold.

:aang1: Zuko and Azula nodded in agreement.

:zuko9: Yeah, character rape sucks. I don't ever agree with you.

:azula1: You said it, Zuzu. Now hold still while I kill you for saying that.

:zuko12: Azula! You're back!

:azula1: Like I'd miss this.

:aang1: It's almost over.

:toph2: Hazzah!

:aang1: Pheonix and zuko seated themselves in the War room.

:zuko10: love what you did to the decor! Very scary and imposing.

:aang1: Zuko tried to hold back the urge to bow, as he was usually accustomed to.

:azula2: *Mimicing Zuko* Instead, I shall cower. Father, spare me!

:aang1: Pheonix, of coarse, refused to bow before a Fascist.

:katara3: Ozai of course remedied that by reducing her to ashes. Joy!

:aang1: ...

:katara1: And?

:azula2: And?

:zuko12: And?

:iroh2: And?

:toph2: And?

:sokka2: And?

:aang1: That's it.

:azula2: You mean it's over?

:aang4: Yep!

:zuko12: YES!

:azula1: Read more!

:aang6: No!

:katara1: "Behind Rebel Lines" by lady-mobscene
MiSTed by Hotspur
Character Comments: Robot Mule
MiSTing concept by Best Brains Inc.

The End...for now.
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woah....i agree long......haha

Zuko:I hate it when people call me that.

katara: *Smurksmileevillaughsmurk*

Zuko: I kinda like it when you do it though...

REVERSE PHYCOLOGY! haha the best thing ever!

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Hahaha!!! I love it when people mists fics though....wow, that would suck if the person whos fic that was found it XD
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haha they would be so pissed! never insult a mary-sue writer......they can get....violent.....

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Can I see the original somewhere?
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Heres a wierd one.

Narrator: Comicg to a theatre near you. Presenting the most gayly romantic movie you would ever see. Brokeback Benders featuring Prince Zuko, and Aang.
:zuko4: : Aang... will go with me in a smelly old tent, and have sex?
:aang1: : Eww! You sick f*** *kicks Zuko in the nuts and runs*
:zuko5: : Awwwwwwwww(in a painfull way)
:aang1: : AAAAAAAHH!!!!!!! CRAZY MAN!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Brokeback Benders! Coming to a theatre near you.
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*Falls over laughing*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! its worse than the pairing sokka/zuko! (no offence to fans of that pairing)

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Narrator: Coming to a theatre near you. Presenting the most gaylu romantic movie you would ever see. Brokeback Benders featuring Zukko and Sokka.
:zuko4: : Sokka... will you go with me in a smelly old tent, and have sex?
:sokka4: : Sure!
Meanwhile.....
:zuko4: :sokka4: : *moaning while having sex*
:aang1: :katara1: : *Just looking at the tent*
:aang1: : ............................................*falls down and faints*
Narrator: Brokeback Benders! Coming to a theatre near you.

THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :aang6:
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What is it with people messing with Zuko? Hasn't his life been hard enough?
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