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Thing the Avatar Gang would never say
Topic Started: May 7 2006, 07:11 PM (4,267 Views)
firebeendingqeen2
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haha! mary-sues always ruin it!

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:katara1: : Hey! Pull my finger.
:aang1: : *Pulls finger*
:katara1: : *farts and luaghs like Peter Griffin
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:aang1: It's time for more fan-fiction!

:toph3: Nooo!

:aang1: From where Katara left off!

:zuko9: Double no! Mary-Sue alert!

:aang1: *reading* ...that carried the word of Pheonix Arizona.

:katara2: Phoinex Arizona? That's a location on earth. Besides, used in a fic, it sounds like a prophet of Ice tea. Phoinex shall rise again, with beverages.

:aang7: A revolution is starting.

:toph6: No, revulsion is starting :

:aang1: Earthbender, Firebenders, Waterbenders, and Airbenders...

:sokka3: Airbenders, who like the newspaper do not exist.

:aang5: What about me?

:katara3: I'm sure he ment it in the plurral sense.

:zuko9: No, Aang just doesn't count.

:aang6: *reading*... were joining together to rebel against the oppressive Fire Nation. They took up arms, Klashnikovs and Galils,

:katara3: Pretend semi-automatics, which were actually sticks of wood. Sorry Jet, no weapons of mass destruction for you.

:jet7:

:aang7: And bore the Communist sickle and hammer

:zuko12: Wow, and the list of non-existent items in this fic keeps growing.

:aang1: over their faces to conceal their identity

:iroh2: Sudden image of people wearing hammers and sickles over their faces, the metal objects clunking. *Ozai points and laughs*

:aang1: Young and Old joined in.

:toph1: Young and Old being a law firm of ambulance chasers, following the doomed idiots in hopes of a nice wrongful death suit.

:aang1: Pheonix and Zuko had a meeting with the royal family of the Fire Nation.

:katara1: Yeah, a meeting with the execution block.

:iroh2: Zuko, you're in this fic?

:zuko12: I KNOW NOTHING!!!

to be continued...


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opp! does someone have a secret? *nudges zuko*


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:aang1: *singing* Mommy Mia here we go again!

:zuko9: Oh god...

:iroh4: Don't worry Zuko, it can only get better from here!

:zuko9: People keep telling me that...

:aang1: *reading* Pheonix and Zuko had a meeting with the royal family of the Fire Nation.

:toph1: Haha. Zuko loves a Sue!

:zuko12:

:aang1: Both of them concealed their real faces.

:katara2: As opposed to their fake faces?

:aang1: with Communist flags.

:zuko12: I wear red. I'm prince of the Fire Nation. That doesn't make me a commie! I'm a royalist! Hence, the title prince!

:sokka2: Suuure.

:aang1: Zuko picked up the Galil that Pheonix gave him on the 3rd anniversary of his banishment.

:zuko9: Just what I wanted. A fishing stick so I can catch guppies.

:katara3: *pretending to be Pheonex* It's a Galil! You kill people with it.

:zuko9: It's a stick. Any sane person would see that.

:katara3: *pretending to be Pheonex* -I can't even spell my name right and you expect sanity?

:aang1: It was something special.

:zuko9: Well, at least I can hit her with the stick.

:toph3: That's the spirit twinkle toes!

:aang1: He was a rebel.

:sokka4: *singing* He's a rebel he's a saint!

:zuko9: I hate you all sooo much right now.

:jet4: I'm a rebel. He's the enemy. Get it straight.

:aang1: A real Communist Revolution rebel fighting alongside the people whom he cares about.

:zuko9: It's just a red uniform, it means I'm Fire Nation.

:sokka3: Ya sure?

:zuko12: What part of the words Long Live the Monarchy don't you understand?

:aang1: He had a uniform that fit his position better than the old Fire Nation Armor.

:katara1: *hopeful*A loincloth?

:zuko9: Hahaha. And you wonder why I'm emo.

:aang1: Pheonix dressed in her best. Her dress with a Communist flag covering more than half her body

:toph6: And a bullseye on the rest of it. Ready, Aim Fire!

:aang1: leaving only her dominate hand, the right, free.

:zuko9: A straight-jacket will fix that!

:aang1: But her angry piercing eyes could be seen a mile away.

:katara3: Pheonix's previous line of work was being a lighthouse.

:aang1: Pheonix put her hand on Zuko's shoulder and nodded to him as they walked into the Fire Nation Palace.

:sokka3: Dead man walking! Dead man walking!

:aang1: They walked up the stairs that led to the Fire Lord's War Room.

:iroh2: Aren't you banished? You know, like not supposed to be here?

:katara3: Earth logic? Why would that exist in this fic?

:aang1: Azula , Zuko's half sister, rose and whispered something to Pheonix.

:zuko10: HA! Azula you're in this too!

:azula1: How many ways can I torture you before your mind breaks?

to be continued...

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What the heck? I laughed, but where the heck is all this coming from? Did someone actually write a fic this bad? Man... holy cows on fire...

:zuko10:: My doing!

:katara3:: Oh god...


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... I'm so lost...
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It's a real fic people. Scary isn't it?
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:zuko10: Well this just keeps getting better and better! Azula is getting Mary-Sued!

:azula1: I am going to dance over your grave Zuzu.

:aang1: *reading* Zuko's half sister, rose and whispered something to Pheonix. "The Fire Lord is blaming you for...

:katara3: The fall of IQ levels nationwide. He also says you stole the cookies from the cookie jar!

:aang1: starting the revolution," she whispered and showed

:azula1: Us some lightning! Fry the Sue! Cajun style!

:aang1: her Communist Flag that was

:azula1: Being set on fire

:aang1: hidden under her uniform

:zuko10: Hahahaha!

:toph3: It was Azula's time of the month, hence the red cloth.

:aang7: Huh?

:sokka3: Ewww...

:aang1: *reading*and hid it again.

:azula2: I love hide and go seek! You hide and I'll seek and destroy!

:iroh2: Now I understand why she'd bite the heads off her Barbies.

:aang1: "You need not to worry about the Interhamwe.

:sokka3: Considering their weird name, they've been smoking too much of the same stuff the hippies are on!

:aang1: They are civil enough not to

:zuko9: Fart.

:azula2: Belch.

:katara3: Have messy hair

:sokka3: Sing off key.

:aang1: cause unnecessary violence," Pheonix reassured Azula.

:iroh3: Sure, terrorists are known for being civil and not causing unnecessary violence. And why would no violence reassure Azula? Some people like carnage. *looks at Jet*

:jet3: What? So a few hundred innocent people had to die, I would not call that being uncivil. I'm very civilized, I bathe once a week. And yes, fangirls, you may join me.

:aang1: "There have been rumors

:toph3: Rumors? Rumors of your demise? *looks hopeful*

:aang1: about the Interhamwe?" Zuko asked

:zuko9: Wondering what the heck he did to deserve such character rape.

:aang1: Yes, Father is saying that the bomb that exploded last week was planted by the Interhamwe," Azula said.

:jet7: Interhamwe? You mean I didn't even get credit for that liberation? Okay, now I'll be uncivilized.

:azula1: Ah, a clever ploy to get you to admit your crime. Guards, seize him!

to be continued...
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Narroter: Tonights episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender will Aang find out he's super old.
:aang5: : I'm 12. Lemme guess. Its becuase I'm bald.
Narrator: Will prince Zuko find out he has a homosexual atraction to Aang.
:zuko5: : I dont love Aang. ..................... Whats wrong with me.
Narrator: Will Katara find out everyone hates her.
:katara3: : You son of a--
Narrator: Will Sokka find out he's worthless.
:sokka5: Why is he right?
Narrator: Stay tuned next time for the next episode of Avatar: The Last Air Bender.
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Dude... this is weird.

:toph3:: I think I'd like to know what Interhamwe means.

:katara1:: It means "Enter the Ham"

:zuko1:: "In pigs, we trust!"

:azula2:: You're all so stupid... :azula1:

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