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5 things that were never true about Kyle; :)
Topic Started: Apr 8 2006, 11:18 PM (664 Views)
Keenir
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I got the idea for this from another fandom (Queen of Swords), where some people jot down some short scenes that we know are funny and-or silly, and are extremely unlikely to have occured in canon.

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"Kyle?" Tom Baldwin asked, looking in on his son, seeing the teen lying on the floor, marking off areas of a map with little squiggles and dots. "What're you doing?"

"I'm looking," said Kyle-not-Kyle, for it was Kyle and yet it was not Kyle.

"What're you looking for?"

While inside, Kyle was yelling, screaming, for his dad to help him, to get him out of the shell that was running him, Kyle-not-Kyle said only "Waldo."

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It was five minutes after Professor Paulson had asked for volunteers to assist her in playing out scenes from the class's current reading material: 'Pride and Prejudice'...five minutes, and Wendy and Kyle only now broke liplock, in their roles as Mr. Darcy and the central figure of the novel.

"Kyle?" Wendy breathed.

"Yeah?" Kyle asked, ignoring the whoops, cheers, and 'did-you-see-that?'s (all voiced by other students) which filled the room.

"We haven't gotten to that point in the book yet."

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Kyle was waiting in the front corridors of NTAC, hoping his dad could get off work a half hour early today, so he could introduce his new girlfriend to his dad....when out of the conference room came, not Tom Baldwin, but that woman he worked with...Diana Skouris, whose last name Kyle only knew because it was coincidentally just like -

But the Diana lady walked right up to him, pointing her index finger right at the spot under his nose and above his lips. "I don't care what you think your intentions are," dad's lady coworker said. "If you are anywhere near my sister ever again, I'll cut off your cajones and feed them to the squirrels." And she left him alone after that.

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Kyle waited patiently in the NTAC medical facility, patiently awaiting yet another exam.

Finally, in walked, no, in limped a doctor he didn't recognize, one at least as old as his dad, and scruffy too.

"Hello sick person," the doctor said. "I'm doctor House."

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Sitting in quarantine with his fellow returnees, Kyle Baldwin did the only talent he'd come back with: gargling for half an hour without taking a break.
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the end.
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Yee, hee, I laughed out loud many times with those. Very cute. I wish for Shawn ones though... ^_^ But Kyle works jsut as well!
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Thanks to Leob for the avatar! She's just making everything... ^.^
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